What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store? - ThreadSky

vineyille.bsky.social • 1 day ago

What are you gonna do, shoot me in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store?

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serialciara.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe it's the same reason Birds By Joe 1 had to close

shannon-chickadee.bsky.social•1 day ago

How did this happen? Her coupon was expired? Escalated from there?

paulegriffithjr.bsky.social•1 day ago

The only 2 #birds by #Joe I’ll ever have time for in this #wild ride of a life.

melissawoodruff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Priceless!

fire-walk-with.me•1 day ago

How many fucking Birds By Joe do you need?

bkv63.bsky.social•1 day ago

Supply and demand. Birds gonna do what birds do. All of a sudden you’ve got a lot of birds.

maddigital.bsky.social•1 day ago

smh, joe needs our support in these trying times, not to have the success of his bird-selling impugned. i support any number of birds by joe, i support joe's decision to put a parrot on a red background that is exactly the same colour as the parrot

vineyille.bsky.social•1 day ago

You don’t wanna know what happened at Birds by Joe 1

armabellum.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's not "Birds by Joe" 2, it's Birds by "Joe 2". Family business.

mitchcrease.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah I’ve never trusted bird people.

ckcnj.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not on my bingo card today

benjedwards.com•1 day ago

Rambo: Birds By Joe Part II

t-rosie.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Apparently, the "woman" was the owner of the store.

thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social•4 hours ago

oh so it's "birds by joe 2" cause they replaced her

misterrora.bsky.social•1 day ago

This feels as if an episode of “Yellowjackets” came to life.

teresarothaar.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Haha the Wildnerness chose Birds By Joe 2!

melissawoodruff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Holy fuck! I never knew birds were so dangerous to shop for. Thanks for the heads' up.

edendestruction.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can't wait for birds by Joe 3

fullwalter.bsky.social•1 day ago

All of these responses are extra funny when you actually drive by the original Birds By Joe every morning during your commute.

riverroadband.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m in NJ and have visited his other shop.
Crazy times.

randomrodney58.bsky.social•23 hours ago

What kind of pets were they selling?

teresarothaar.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Birds By Joe 2: Electric Boogaloo

sanfordson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Never would have happened on Joe 1's watch

vieuxnez.bsky.social•1 day ago

The original was better. Still, a pretty good sequel.

traiken.bsky.social•1 day ago

I looked up this story and authorities do not believe the crossbow shooting is connected to the theft of a $7,000 parrot last week from the same location

maybeanotherday.bsky.social•1 day ago

thank u for this critical update

vineyille.bsky.social•1 day ago

All the cops in hasbrouck heights get their birds from BBJ2, huge coverup

shanekse85.bsky.social•1 day ago

What the lamestream media aren’t saying is that the woman was one of the hated Habsburg Austrian overlords & the shooter was William Tell

tradel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Those in the know shop at Todd Marcus Birds Exotic.

asperasbompar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Birds by Joe

2 Birds 2 Joe

Birds by Joe: Tokyo Drift

snackwrapmafia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Excellent

tommyoblivion.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is why I only shop at the original Birds by Joe

adrianonline.bsky.social•1 day ago

You joke but it’s 5 minutes away from me and they only fixed a typo on the sign a few years back

corinhoggard.bsky.social•1 day ago

How did “a Florida man” get to that pet store?

lunasy.bsky.social•1 day ago

wouldn't happen around Joe 1's birds

bogeymanweather.bsky.social•1 day ago

Will I be able to understand what's happening if I haven't been shot in the face by a crossbow at Birds By Joe 1?

paradeocrap.bsky.social•1 day ago

Had to

shamamabear.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Jeeez.

jacobgood.bsky.social•1 day ago

Joe 3: "Yes, perfect." *crosses Joe 2's name off a list*

olizardo.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Birds by Joe 2: Bird Harder

stephanephame.bsky.social•1 day ago

Great, now I'm going to hell

gizmotronic.bsky.social•1 day ago

In what sense exactly are the birds “by” Joe?

kentonagbone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Birds By Joe 2: Crossbow Boogaloo

toner56.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m at the shot by crossbow
I’m at the New Jersey pet store
I’m at the combination shot by crossbow and a New Jersey pet store

fivemanarmy.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Never thought I’D be shot in the face with a crossbow at a New Jersey pet store,” says woman who voted for the Shooting People in the Face with Crossbows at a New Jersey Pet Store Party.