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I always thought that the key to Rogan's success has been to act like a father figure for dumb guys who don't have dads around.

Fun new bod, same great grub! ☢️ The hero we need NOW is coming. THE TOXIC AVENGER is spilling ONLY IN THEATERS this August! #ImWithToxie #TheHeroWeNeedNow #Toxie #ToxicAvenger

Cleansing your timeline with Bugs Bunny destroying the Sheriff of Nottingham, as a kid I thought this was the height of comedy youtu.be/8Qtgm5g5Gyo

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Ganz nails this: "It often seemed to me like the fascism-deniers were insisting that it couldn’t possibly be because serious people don’t really say such things. Screaming about fascism seemed vulgar to them." This "it's gross, don't say it" tendency also shapes academic discussions of racism.

My kindergarten teacher taught me to share, and to be kind, and like an absolute sucker I thought she meant it

BREAKING: Democrats Plug Massive Holes in Sinking Ship With Their Own Inflated Heads Just So Donald Trump Can Steer It Straight Into Giant Iceberg

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? ☐ YES ☑ NO

when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u

might be of interest to some of you freaks! random things from this guys VHS rips that are from the original airing era

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

I continue to feel separated in every meaningful way from people who think this is okay. I’m not sure being their neighbor or their fellow citizen is an achievable or desirable goal.

Reading the morning "news"... __ Artwork ©2018, 2025 Stephen R. Bissette

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” Man if only this quote had contemporary relevance!

Gavin Newsom announces next podcast guest

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

i never expected to have a President who would beat Tim & Eric at their own game

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Nancy Drew and the Case of the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

1977: we *have* to let the Nazis march in Skokie, IL because if we don't protect the worst fuckers on Earth we might be next! 2025: we *only* let Nazis march, and also if you say something mean about that Cybertruck the President can have you shot

“I asked Schlanger just how freaked out we should be by Khalil’s apprehension. ‘I teach constitutional law,’ she said. ‘And I’m freaking out.’”

It continues to be gross how many Democrats are forgetting the true Golden Rule: If you're about to say, "fascists have a point about this marginalized group they're scapegoating," you should shut up, punch yourself in the face and not speak again until you've watched a few Holocaust documentaries.

my apologies to the Captain Planet writers for ever calling their villains unrealistic

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off

Jesus Christ. This entire business should have been over 3 weeks after the release of Wakefield’s initial paper; when epidemiologists published a response that said “if any of that were true, we would’ve seen an autism spike after the introduction of the MMR vaccine, and there wasn’t any.”

reflecting back to one of the greatest “chips” i’ve ever eaten. a guy died two booths over when i crunched it

As stupid and funny as this is, removing images from the archive is such a horrific act of vandalism of the historical record.

Meme in real life

never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good

A short-but-true story about how my 10-year-old learned the consequences of underinvesting in public services. 🧵1/

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Dem leadership urging “decorum” at the pig rapist’s state of the union speech tonight. We don’t hate these motherfuckers enough.

i got a prop they can bring if they're bringing props

Thanks to @lollardfish.bsky.social for telling his family’s story in connection, which is in part a story about what the care we need and deserve from our government.

everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.

This is not a debate. I share this to remind parents and children, and to protect them from suffering.

Michael Mann’s World War 2 horror picture The Keep remains a fascinating item to Glenn Erickson of CineSavant, especially in 4K. On a new @vinsyn.bsky.social Blu-ray, Elijah Drenner’s full stack of extras dig deep into the hows and whys of this opus. trailersfromhell.com/the-keep-4k/

michael shannon starting to chew a piece of gum and looking disappointed right away

Today is the 99th birthday of Tatjana Wood, born on March 2, 1926. A very prolific comic book colorist, and also an artist who assisted Wally Wood during their marriage.