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I draw things, so you don't have to. Mr. WALToONs • Brewed in South Dakota,barrel-aged in Oregon • Gen X Tees/Totes/Mugs 👉 www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons Illustration • Words • Dogs • Track & Field • Trail Blazers • Packers • Democracy
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Something to keep in mind as we watch what’s happening.

Animated Hawaiian Punch commercial from 1977 featuring Punchy & Oaf and good ol’ fashioned violence. 10% Juice! youtu.be/_DQ32BDlPb0

The # of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills: Canada - 0 Greenland - 0 Ukraine - 0 Australia- 0 France - 0 Sweden - 0 Norway - 0 Spain - 0 Denmark - 0 Portugal - 0 UK - 0 Japan - 0 Finland - 0 Iceland - 0 Germany - 0 United States - 326,000 Nobody wants to be the 51st state! 😠

Bloop. #alphabetChallenge #weekKforKinetic #GIF #Cartoon

Same, but with braunschweiger.

VO: C’mon down to Crazy Donny’s Auto Barn to find your new car-like vehicle. DJT: We’re having a sale,the likes of which we’ve never seen before and I know more about auto cars than anyone.Cars are considered TRANSportation— who knew? But we only sell straight male cars at Crazy Donny’s Auto!

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OKs (1959-1962): Essentially a Cheerios knock-off, featuring "o" and "k"-shaped pieces. The spokescharacters were Otis, a brawny Scottish man, and then eventually a weirdly jacked Yogi Bear.

Allow me to interrupt my political programming to introduce my 2 latest mug designs: Beach Stripes & Lionel. more—> cottonbureau.com/people/walto...

I smell some good trouble

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

"I dare you to ask me what day it is one more time."

Spent a whole lot of time staring at the ad on the left when I was a kid. Still want the life-size Frankenstein’s monster poster by Jack Davis, best known for his work in Mad Magazine. He also did some sweet TV Guide covers. He was one of my biggest influences as a kid. Probably the biggest.

A brilliant Banksy.

A new mug design. Makes a great gift for the federal worker in your family. Shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...

Anybody know who the artist is? Please tag him/her in the comments, if you do. I found it in another post, without attribution. Would live to give credit. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory #Opposition #SlavaUkraini

First person in San Jose to spot this tee in the wild, snap a pic, post & tag me. I’ll give you a 20% OFF code for anything in my shop: cottonbureau.com/people/walto...

Check out this vintage Jai-Alai program cover. #design #designinsporation

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.” I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT: tomorrow, February 28th, is the Economic Blackout. I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!

in case you’re wondering, yes, Toumania shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies are still available at basketghoul.com

Shaedon getting his flowers with Kevin Calabro’s OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!♥️🖤

OH CANADA! Last night, the best dunk in the entire NBA so far this season was by a Portland Trail Blazer and the city’s favorite Canadian, Shaedon Sharpe.

btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same

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Mr. Moody having moods.

Just uploaded some new JETZÜN Jetpack Company merch to the WALToONs shop. You’re welcome. www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons

Prediction: The first baby born since 1986 that will be named Gary will happen right here in Portland. I’ve already met a dog named Gary.

If you’re feeling defeated or beat down, here's some good news to fuel you. The Dworkin Report www.dworkinsubstack.com?utm_source=n...

“Malicious Compliance.” It’s a judo move that uses their own weight against them. This is how you do it folks.

Anyone in Alabama State Gov or with a large employer in the state ? You are getting RIPPED off by PBMs. www.linkedin.com/posts/gregre...

Ohhh my god! This is small town, Missouri.

One for the bird lovers. I don't think the link is working. But you can use the @cottonbureau.com link in my bio if you want to see more mugs/tees/totes.

Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees. Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law Time to do things that make him react to you. apnews.com/article/trum...

Heads up Boulder, Colorado. Someone in your town bought my weirdest t-shirt. Let me know if you see them around. www.cottonbureau.com/people/waltoons

Did you know there is a graphic edition of On Tyranny? Can’t wait to read this with my 12 year old. #booksky #resist

This is an old digital abstract art experiment.