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Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

i don't think we meditated for long enough on how funny it is openAI got snippy about a chinese LLM training on their data instead of doing the honest hard work of stealing it themselves

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobbed woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is one thing, but I never anticipated the voters who say, “But eating my face is part of the Leopards’ plan, so I support it"

Four Hanceville police officers and an officer's wife have been charged with crimes. It is unclear how many officers are still on duty following the arrests.

Sadly, I will not be rooting for the Yankees anymore. I wasn’t before either but I believe Yankees players should have to shave off their beards as a ritual of shame, like samurai who lose their top knots.

How we did it: Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

I haven't revisited Coates' civil war essays for the Atlantic since they were published around 2011 and it now feels like the publication has spent the last few years doing all it can to apologize for publishing something this good in the first place

Jalen Hurts is such a weird quarterback because during the regular season he's a pretty good, bit above average guy and then in the Super Bowl specifically he turns into the platonic ideal of the dual threat qb and obliterates people and everyone goes wait what Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

gritty should primary fetterman

I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

she's playing him like my bard plays the flute to soothe rabid beasts in BG3

Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.

pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.

one of my favorite features lamag.com/news/23-reas...

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

r/baseball: likely banning links to X r/hockey: banned links to X r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over

good question i've just been asked: is ohio state vs. notre dame the national championship with the highest percentage of fans on both sides who never attended either school? i think probably. my unscientific impression is that the three programs with the most non-alum fans are osu, michigan, nd

He even says "There are lots of the people I like, but I won't help them if it also helps the people I don't like." A deeply broken mindset that feels increasingly common.

folks are mad that no SEC team reached the championship, but the south can't have it all. better food/music? yes. better at driving in winter conditions? yes. more intellectuals? obviously, because a northern state still hasn't launched a successful lunar mission. the south can't have football too

Tremendous work from @corbinsmithnfl.bsky.social here: www.si.com/nfl/seahawks...

people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there

“Y’all not only appreciated the madness, you embraced it. You made me feel seen, and feeling seen is maybe the most underrated joy in all of human nature. I wouldn’t have that if it wasn’t for you.” One last Cigar Thoughts. Onward and upward 🫡 www.fieldgulls.com/2025/1/6/243...

A reminder of what was actually in his emails, which will no doubt be characterized in vague terms in the coming days

🧵 After a year in the public spotlight, Alabama’s 3-member parole board started letting more people out in 2024, even if it was most often on a split vote. Chair Leigh Gwathney remains a reliable "no" vote, but the other two members have been voting yes more often. www.al.com/news/2024/12...

Football sure is a funny sport

So two NFL games today between playoff teams and both had lopsided results. Why would the selection committee do this when Bama was available.

just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail

Alabama's social studies curriculum is getting a major overhaul! The state board of education unanimously approved changes that will take effect as early as 2026, covering topics from Alabama history to the Holocaust.

Woody Johnson how do you remember to breathe

wrote a bit about the online luigi-scolds you've seen all over your feed lately www.idiotbox.site/publish/post...

Sometimes I would like to return to the days of old timey Christmas gifts. I am washed enough that if you gave me a bundle of super nice oranges I would be PUMPED.

cool, shut it down

a crushing read (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2024/12/15/u...