Woody Johnson how do you remember to breathe - ThreadSky

edsbs.bsky.social • 71 days ago

Woody Johnson how do you remember to breathe

Reposted from Billy

How are the Jets even a real franchise

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aaronragsdale.bsky.social•71 days ago

This mf said “Brick”

yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social•71 days ago

Burying the lede a bit that he has a son named Brick Johnson

thethirdgordonf.bsky.social•71 days ago

He pays someone to remind him

fourverts.bsky.social•71 days ago

woody has grown increasingly more feral since his return from london “ambassador” duties

when i started covering them for the paper he was in london. it was genuinely baffling that one man could be the source of so much bad press for an NFL while literally not even living in the united states

seanmac31.bsky.social•71 days ago

People need to write letters daily to get Trump to send Woody somewhere, anywhere, and at least let Christopher run the team.

edsbs.bsky.social•71 days ago

He has never had to be good at or learn anything and never will

rsaltasaurus.bsky.social•71 days ago

He named a child Brick.

mguarnaccia.bsky.social•71 days ago

Being a second generation useless failson will do that to a person

danweiner.bsky.social•71 days ago

Had someone with Jets connections on one of our shows. Woody Johnson asked the team's sales reps which quarterback they should sign in free agency.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dBcGgCc-BhA

youmans.bsky.social•71 days ago

thick as a brick

traugatron.bsky.social•71 days ago

hammancheez.bsky.social•71 days ago

This would see one of the easiest ways to tank a team or otherwise sabotage by getting the ear of these two numpties on Twitter and feeding them shit data

markhasty.bsky.social•71 days ago

"The reason Kirk Cousins has struggled is because all his tight ends have been left-handed, he has a 140.8 QBR when throwing to right-handed tight ends"

benistryingbsky.bsky.social•71 days ago

Can we just bombard his kid’s socials with Diego Pavia content until he is a Jet, I think we deserve to see that

jplot.bsky.social•71 days ago

The archetype of idiot trust fund babies exists in the US, but people don’t make the connection that those babies eventually become old and don’t magically become smarter or more connected to reality.

2xaught7.bsky.social•71 days ago

Brick Johnson.

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•71 days ago

My dating life in college

greatemuwarvet.bsky.social•71 days ago

2004: Steve Carell plays the character “Brick Tamland” in the popular comedy Anchorman

2006: Woody Johnson names his son “Brick Johnson”

Literally the only two occasions where I’ve encountered the name “Brick”

leftspace13.bsky.social•71 days ago

don't forget tennessee williams's alcoholic closeted brick from cat on a hot tin roof!

2xaught7.bsky.social•71 days ago

So many bricks. Like Shaq at the free throw line.

scottyrock.bsky.social•71 days ago

Jack and Brick defending their position

youngshull.bsky.social•71 days ago

Bro saw that Giants GM’s son TikTok saying that they should trade up for Jayden Daniels and said the Jets ain’t going to make the same mistake.

jokercowgarage.bsky.social•71 days ago

A friend of mine once told me he assumes people who inherited wealth are stupid.

dakotaschmidt.bsky.social•71 days ago

I love how the owner of an NFL team is getting takes from dudes named BigDumper69 in a report that a kid that may or may not be named after D'Brickashaw Ferguson made up.

joshcromwell.bsky.social•71 days ago

So you’re telling me you don’t trust the football expertise of *checks notes* Brick Johnson?

pulltab-trillions.bsky.social•71 days ago

He's got a son for that

drinksthethings.bsky.social•71 days ago

the failsons are taking charge earlier and earlier these days

irishoutsider.bsky.social•71 days ago

Running the team according to two teenage boys on X explains Aaron Rodger’s then

edsbs.bsky.social•71 days ago

Like it’s gotta be so hard for people on air to not just say “this franchise sucks because their owner is a fucking idiot”

michaelreis.bsky.social•71 days ago

He comes from a long line of people broken by wealth. His great uncle's will ended up in one of the great probate battles. It includes a Polish maid, Nina Zagat (post-restaurant guide) and just the most insane people.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/magazine/1986/01/19/the-way-of-a-will/132251de-177d-42a9-a562-1dc4aab24c2c/

robwithoneb.bsky.social•71 days ago

The wisest Jets owner in my lifetime was really Longfellow Deeds

mastranj.bsky.social•71 days ago

Belichick basically did with his ready-fire-aim comment on the Manningcast earlier this year

plbsu.bsky.social•71 days ago

/nods in Chicago Bears

brewlou.bsky.social•71 days ago

Check out the Buffalo Sabres, same deal, but somehow they’re owned by the same dude that owns the Bills, it’s a clusterfuck.

lagoop.bsky.social•71 days ago

he spends money on one team and not the other

spydermayhem.bsky.social•71 days ago

Us Bears fans gotta step back for a moment. We've got it bad, but we don't have it THIS bad. Nobody has it this bad. This is crazy ass Sun King's court shit.

vidstudent.bsky.social•71 days ago

I fondly remember the Bill Clay Ford "come to Jesus" meeting over Matt Millen when one of the owner's sons finally said he'd fire the guy but it wasn't his call.

hockeyviz.com•71 days ago

In the worst days of Eugene Melnyk and the Ottawa Senators you didn't get to hear people say it on air but you did get to see these little pauses where you could watch them think about saying it. It was bleakly funny to watch.

kevinmahoney.bsky.social•71 days ago

..."Brick"?

laportereporte.bsky.social•71 days ago

to be fair the Jets were the Jets before he even bought the team, their best QB since Namath is

johnjmckevitt.bsky.social•71 days ago

This is the general sentiment of every Bears fan though.

basetornado.bsky.social•70 days ago

We had a Prime Minister in Australia who's son was working in his media/advisory office back in 2007-10. He tried to get them to use a scene from a well known political satire to attack the opposition. Until others in the office informed him that the scene had been about his father.