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submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

Uh oh…Mars just imposed a tariff on moms…

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

eu sou OBCECADO pela existência dessa água mineral "premium" que, na tentativa de fazer uma garrafa luxuosa criaram um produto com a aparência de um galão de 20 litros de mijo

submitted 3 days ago • 60 comments

que foi amor? vc mal tocou no seu sorvete sabor autismo

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

Art.

submitted 3 days ago • 147 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 57 comments

Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring. And then ended like that.

submitted 12 days ago • 197 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 15 days ago • 199 comments

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 16 days ago • 874 comments

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 15 days ago • 172 comments

It wasn’t so bad when the smart woke people were running shit now was it

submitted 18 days ago • 133 comments

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

submitted 20 days ago • 186 comments

“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”

submitted 21 days ago • 618 comments

Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.

submitted 22 days ago • 428 comments

"Lula empata com Bolsonaro e vence demais candidatos em cenários de 2º turno em 2026." Joia. Tomando por base que Bolsonaro Elegível é um personagem fictício, gostaria de saber sobre os seguintes cenários: - Lula X Sauron - Lula X Peppa Pig - Lula X 2ª Evolução do Freeza - Lula X Neymar Hipotético

submitted 21 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 225 comments

hear hear

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

🎤

submitted 29 days ago • 485 comments

im creating a think tank for tankies called tank tank

submitted 29 days ago • 40 comments

Xandão fala sem titubear, sem respirar, sem gaguejar. Sua voz toma o Plenário com força e reverberação, olhando de soslaio por cima dos óculos inexistentes como um professor dando sermão em uma classe bagunceira. Ele olha para todos os ministros, gesticula com as mãos, careca brilhando

submitted 29 days ago • 24 comments

parabéns porto alegre pelos 253 anos que você faria se tivesse viva 👏👏👏

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

submitted 30 days ago • 436 comments

We're watching the show "Adolescence" with the boys. (Oof. It's a lot.) At the end of the last episode, Mrs. Volts turned to the 19yo and said, "you're on the internet a lot. You don't hate women, do you?" His reply: "Big fan. Easily a top five gender."

submitted 31 days ago • 25 comments

this might be the funniest message you could have leaked due to poor OPSEC

submitted 31 days ago • 118 comments

Não aguento mais a cultura woke (estou acordado

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Eu miando rolê depois de ter topado ir

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Rebellions are built on hope.

submitted 32 days ago • 538 comments

When you assume bad things are always done in secret, it can take much too long to realize proclamations of ill intent are serious. I think this is the hang-up.

submitted 34 days ago • 149 comments

New name

submitted 34 days ago • 229 comments

Eu amo o Brasil

submitted 35 days ago • 64 comments

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

submitted 35 days ago • 46 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue

submitted 35 days ago • 2582 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments