My daughter has been given a role in the school nativity play.
She's one of the three wise men. Well, she's a five-year-old girl, so this is clearly yet another example of wokery gone mad.
She's one of the three wise men. Well, she's a five-year-old girl, so this is clearly yet another example of wokery gone mad.
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Malaysia I was the Christmas tree.🎄
Clap like mad
Say she's the best Wise Person ever
😊👏👏👏
*Blackadder tune outro
I hope she has fun, my son is loving it.
How good to be chosen and also introduced to Biblical scholarship at such an age!
Frankincense or myrrh…
It’s one of my proudest moments, and I still have the memory on video!
🌟
They also brought good presents - not a tick in the men column.
& you might like:
https://bsky.app/profile/israelhistory.bsky.social/post/3lcl4fqbwoc25
(Cross dressing as part of a public performance is illegal here)
#alwaysMegan
My daughter was given the same role being taller than most in her class.
She wore the crown very well.
Happy Christmas any more, did you notice? It's been completely banned. I will probably be arrested now for writing this..
That’s like a scene out of a satire. Did you say anything!
Trying to buy makeup for my Asian wife a couple of years back was an *interesting experience.
I found a lot of open-minded and genuine friends to balance things, though.
*read racist.
In this instance, it was about their inability to understand not all people want to darken their skin and finished with 'well of course she wants to be more white'.
To be in an ”action” role?
Five year olds are pretty smart. She might have casted herself.
Did you ask her?
Playing Mary led to a lifetime of dressing up…via nurse and midwife to barrister to part time actress…
Still not sure what I will be when I grow up…..
1. Correct them on minor details; and
2. Make sure they didn’t crash their camels into a palm tree 600 yards away while transiting the desert.
https://bsky.app/profile/whingewhingewine.co.uk/post/3lciv6nah322a
@snellarthur.bsky.social
Marvellous method acting.
And the boy playing the innkeeper had an attack of stage fright and refused to come out of the inn - a large cardboard box.
Melchior.
Balthazar.
Just putting that there for reference
It's a non-speaking role, but lip curling and spitting my be involved...
Thoughts and Woke Prayers Mike.
Then again, it was an all girls school.
Her and her two best mates (two girls who she still sees regularly) were the tallest kids in the school
Which, from early rehearsals, she is very possibly going to 'improv' due to the word 'commotion' being too long and almost entirely meaningless to a 4.y.o.
The Vatican would not allow Females to Sing in churches.
They would rather Castrate young boys who's voice had not yet broken. The Vatican has since apologised to the Dead Castries for the Practice.
What's Woke.
🇮🇪🇪🇺
The whole audience collapsed into giggles and nobody could sing
All 3 of them insisted of taking myrrh as their gift.
You can never have too much myrrh.
He threw himself into the role screaming "THERES NO ROOM" and slammed the door so hard, the cardboard set fell over! 😂
An early role model for Reform?
Hope your daughter enjoys it!
( would love to know their Nativity stories 🤔).
That didn't work out well.
That should get the Evangelicals going.
Anyway I hope she gets an Academy Award 🥇
They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole, and
Brought practical gifts!
I had tripped over a hurricane lamp and the health and safety gauleiter stepped in.
My son played ‘A musician’ he was 4 I cut holes in a white pillowcase and used magic marker to draw 🎵 on the front 🤣🤣
But I’m not sure what that says about me 🙄
She’s very put out at not being Mary. Or an angel.
Very unwoke of her & embarrassing for North London parents. 🫣
My son did 'a runner' and abandoned Mary and donkey, leaving them well behind , embarrassing for his parents
Enjoy!