One thing I personally have been doing is thinking how funny it would be if his name were Trum. It’s delightful to me, “President Trum” - ThreadSky

pftompkins.bsky.social • 209 days ago

One thing I personally have been doing is thinking how funny it would be if his name were Trum. It’s delightful to me, “President Trum”

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mikeproper.bsky.social•209 days ago

My favorite Bryan Cran movie

clearcutcontempt.bsky.social•209 days ago

Okay so this just solidifies my head canon that Paul F Tompkins was just a mask, and you were actually just Mr. Peanutbutter the whole time.

bighabanero.bsky.social•208 days ago

And Trum backwards is Murt, Murt Dlanod.

acursedman.bsky.social•209 days ago

President Trump is the second funniest name for a world leader, first being President Bush.

illaqueable.bsky.social•209 days ago

And he'd be eating and making a huge mess, and I bet everyone would be like, "oooh, look at Trummy's crumbies on his tummies" and everyone would laugh

untrepid.com•209 days ago

He's already "President Windypops" to us in the UK

lilbennycoco.bsky.social•209 days ago

Around my home we like to try calling him “Trunp.” Really stretches the angloamerican linguistic palette. Trunnnnnnp

dmfarley.com•209 days ago

commmmmmme they told me, puh-resident trummmmm

thatkaseyjames.bsky.social•209 days ago

I would pronounce it "True-m" just to fuck with him that little bit more

markmoldowan.bsky.social•209 days ago

Prum Trum Trugger

aaronsegman.bsky.social•208 days ago

You can lose any one letter except the M and get the same effect:

President Rump
President Tump
President Trmp (maybe Serbian?)
President Trup (see? not up to snuff)

You can also add letters:

President Trumpet
President Strumpet
President Triumph the Insult Comic Dog