so apparently they used froot loops and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to catch the monkeys
for me a bag of french fries would do the trick tbh
what should we use to lure u back
for me a bag of french fries would do the trick tbh
what should we use to lure u back
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Phil Lewis
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
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Demon summoning me is cheap, (a joint, a Pepsi, a new notebook and pen, a pack of cigarettes and a set of dice) but wildlife catching me is expensive
Well, jogging...
So many possibilities. Lol
#GenX
For emus, looking at their preferred diet it seems to be "stuff that is absolutely everywhere all the time in South Carolina" and I don't see why they'd ever move. I don't know, maybe those individuals really like papaya or something.
Brasilian Cheese Bread
For eating- kinder eggs. The good kind.
When the chimps got out he used beer to get them back
For me? Probably salt grilled mackerel and takoyaki
you're killin' me Snitty, just killin' me
And a martini.
(& reese's pieces)
I mean the restaurant-made kind.