[facilitating an icebreaker] so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start - ThreadSky

Hi! I’m Jason and I know for sure I will die by pushing the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen to her annoyance breaking point. 🥰

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nhwharfrat.bsky.social•57 days ago

Shawn, beheaded after rear ending a flatbed on the highway

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altaudge.ruins.party•56 days ago

audrey, pushed off a cliff

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jimmylabe.bsky.social•57 days ago

My name's Jim

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getyourkix.bsky.social•57 days ago

i'm kix. one day, i'll be crossing the street looking at my phone, not paying attention. my foot will get stuck in the freshly laid asphalt. then, just like the dinosaurs in la brea, i'll be smushed beneath a runaway steamroller.

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guess-what.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, Jake here!

Tied to the train tracks by a mustachioed villain I think?

I dunno the footage is kind of grainy

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ouisequitur.bsky.social•57 days ago

i like to pop into a room and whisper "you're all witnesses"

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katie.hipopener.com•57 days ago

Wait is that how you die

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ouisequitur.bsky.social•57 days ago

you tell me, you're a witness

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katie.hipopener.com•57 days ago

He’s over here guys!!

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ouisequitur.bsky.social•57 days ago

more witnesses, yes

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headoverhills.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I'm Hillary and if my health anxiety is anything to go by, definitely aneurysm

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dly.bsky.social•57 days ago

d. ly, pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver

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dly.bsky.social•57 days ago

@theunorthodox.bsky.social , throat slashed

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theunorthodox.bsky.social•57 days ago

In memoriams don’t usually include how they died

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gp2k.tikimail.org•57 days ago

For me, it's dying in a nuclear war that will break out next month

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thebeardidlady.bsky.social•57 days ago

There are two sides to that story. Like the Kandinski.

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imdmingyour.mom•57 days ago

“drunk dump truck driver” lowkey tongue twister

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ary.bsky.social•57 days ago

pancaked by a dump truck ass 😔✊

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llobrow.bsky.social•57 days ago

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astravelious.bsky.social•57 days ago

Veronica, Massive unexplained explosion that leaves behind the scent of vanilla and oranges.

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colbosch.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I'm Roland and I'll die as I lived: alone.

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blackstonejn.bsky.social•56 days ago

Hi I’m JB and the fortune teller said I’ll be killed by kindness.

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imdmingyour.mom•57 days ago

hi, i’m arcadus, i think im already dead and this is hell, but at least i ended up in the cool place with the cool people

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geraldinepiche.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi I'm deeny doing a line of coke on my 96 birthday because fuck it ride or die

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larryedvickers.bsky.social•57 days ago

is it possible to do 2 lines? 1 with each nostril?

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geraldinepiche.bsky.social•57 days ago

Idk but I sure will try

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dadback.bsky.social•57 days ago

Dad. Hammers.

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te-kanawa.bsky.social•57 days ago

rufus here
probably falling off of a stage

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crf-cjr.bsky.social•57 days ago

Casey - Spontaneous combustion from years of not being able to say the quiet part out loud.

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coffinsneeze.bsky.social•57 days ago

hello i’m marjorie and i am HOPING for a personal pan meteor🫶

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ladylettera32.bsky.social•57 days ago

“Hi everyone, my name is Lady Lettera, and I’ll probably be crushed to death in a book store when the giant stack of books I’m carrying topples over and lands on me”

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cacaobyproduct.bsky.social•57 days ago

I’ll start! I’m cacao and I honestly thought I’d car died by now violently

Family curse you see

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cacaobyproduct.bsky.social•57 days ago

* idve died

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transonic.media•57 days ago

Hey, I'm avery. How I'll die? Probably in the most poetic, improbable, and extremely well-documented way imaginable. No, I won't be taking questions, thank you.

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fae-imposter.fightins.online•57 days ago

i look forward to reading your wikipedia entry with great anticipation

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jewkrainian.bsky.social•57 days ago

hey guys, phil here

um… an alien invasion. hopefully I just get turned into a skeleton like those lasers in Mars Attacks

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jasontheaverage.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hello, I’m Jason and I’m an… nevermind. Wrong group. I will likely be murdered. Or spontaneously combust.

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tedmagee.bsky.social•56 days ago

Hi, I'm Ted and uh, probably complications due to old

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deadontheoutside.bsky.social•57 days ago

"i'm kara and i'll mostly likely die of anxiety-induced stress during an icebreaker"

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krtbluesky.bsky.social•57 days ago

I'm Kevin and I will die as I lived, as an obscure reply guy.

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gojirademonstah.bsky.social•57 days ago

JoBo. Attacked by roofers.

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robertmanchild.com•57 days ago

Robert. Stuck in a storm drain trying to get my Milky Way back.

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drjoe2003.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hello, Dr Joe here, bled to death by metric tons of patient paperwork causing infinite paper cuts

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kcsahles.bsky.social•57 days ago

Fall into a crevasse. Grossed out by the prospect of biting off my own pinned arm.

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jackparsonslives.bsky.social•57 days ago

Jack and I have to plead the fifth 😭

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slightlycaustic.bsky.social•57 days ago

By wild animals coming out of nowhere to attack me! It's fine though. I have funny stories to tell of all the past attempts, Have you ever ran from a mad badger? I have.

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amutepiggy.bsky.social•57 days ago

alexis, toilet incident

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shleyeden.bsky.social•57 days ago

It does look that way

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amutepiggy.bsky.social•57 days ago

i knew it

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grahamswebsite.neocities.org•57 days ago

gonna fall off a bridge cuz a bee stings me while i'm driving

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automax.bsky.social•57 days ago

hi i’m Eben and I expect my enemies will place me bound in a cage with my cute squirrel acquaintances- whose trust I have worked for years to gain by leaving little treats around- until eventually the lovable creatures slowly consume me to survive

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roxiqt.com•57 days ago

a giant anvil is gonna fall on me some day

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mad-girl.bsky.social•57 days ago

a crazed fan will do me in.

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deeks549.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I'm Deeks. What are we doing here?

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larryedvickers.bsky.social•57 days ago

Larry - I dunno. Cancer of the colon? Bear attack?

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im-all-id.me•57 days ago

Andy, my obsession with symmetry will be my downfall [ironic]

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soupcansteffans.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I'm soup. Not sure the exact method but my last words will definitely be "Well *I* thought it was funny..."

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brandy-snap.bsky.social•56 days ago

I'm Brandy Snap and one day, after a lifetime of trying to overcome my fear & enjoy the ocean, I'll be eaten by a shark.

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zomneydomnitz.bsky.social•56 days ago

Under Biden it was quietly at home.
Under Trump it's firing squad or gas chamber.

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walkingtaako.bsky.social•57 days ago

WalkingTaako. Telephone accident.

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tampire.bsky.social•57 days ago

Error file not found because I am immortal all along and it's impossible for me to die.

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dozer07.bsky.social•57 days ago

🤣

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epi-nymph.bsky.social•57 days ago

Molly, and this activity.

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secretjay.bsky.social•57 days ago

hi I'm Jay. While unclogging a septic tank.

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thebeardidlady.bsky.social•57 days ago

And how do you prefer to be addressed when you're not doing that?

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secretjay.bsky.social•57 days ago

Alive I suppose.

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thebeardidlady.bsky.social•57 days ago

I'm Papa. I'll die on the john.

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thebeardidlady.bsky.social•57 days ago

In all seriousness, there's a good chance I'll die banging a hot young bottom lad with daddy issues.

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thebeardidlady.bsky.social•57 days ago

Or in a john. I'm not too proud to admit that.

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geraldinepiche.bsky.social•57 days ago

LMAOOOO

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forcemanure.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I'm Ronald

I will die from from your cooties. Thanks a lot.

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cakesofpan.bsky.social•57 days ago

I am known as La of the Northern Tribes. I expect to die early into a solo World Beer and Ukelele Tour(TM), having imbibed my way from Dublin to Paris, at which point all my money is gone, so the robber is angry and murders me in an alley between a milliner's shop and a safe drug facility.

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pete-mo.bsky.social•57 days ago

pete, gobbled by the robot yeti from SkiFree

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bets.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi I’m Bets and I’m going to die in a car fire.

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bets.bsky.social•57 days ago

*Want to die in a car fire

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mariamcmahon.bsky.social•57 days ago

Massive brain embolism underneath an abandoned house next to a scribbled note talking about how I really wish I had some tomatoes.

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battleallergy.bsky.social•57 days ago

Guilroy - firebombing by local maga extremists

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bobooten.bsky.social•57 days ago

I’m 70 I could drop dead any min……

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ben.pours.wine•57 days ago

Hi 70

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alexis.bzky.team•57 days ago

alexis, she/her, it's beyond my knowledge but i think that's only because it's Bad and i don't want to know it

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llobrow.bsky.social•57 days ago

hi, I'm Luke, I'm gonna try to jump from one building to another but fall between them, through multiple clotheslines, leading to a bunch of humorous outfit changes before my neck hits the corner of a dumpster

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steppencat.bsky.social•57 days ago

Stephen and I’m not sure the exact method but all of my friends and family agree that however I die will be very funny.

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vanweezer.bsky.social•57 days ago

My name is Chris and one day it'll be kind of hot out

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vanweezer.bsky.social•57 days ago

Today was almost that day

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ben.pours.wine•57 days ago

Hi 👋

I'm Ben, and I'm not going to die and I'm gonna be real mad about it

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cyberfae.net•57 days ago

i’m k and i will absolutely be crashed into in an unexpected manner. think a rogue vehicle ploughing into my wall while i’m taking a nap.

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kgardner.bsky.social•57 days ago

Gardner [hard-boiled]
I shall die by physician-assisted suicide (syringe of anesthetic agents) surrounded by an imaginary Greek chorus softly humming my favorite dirges

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fae-imposter.fightins.online•57 days ago

i'm chris, and i will trip over a small dog and hit my head on a seemingly soft piece of furniture in the only part of that piece of furniture hard or sharp enough to kill me

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jadeofthelongwords.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi, I’m Jade and I’m either going to live as a beautiful machine girl hybrid until a few dozen years after the heat death of the universe with some other cool gals or I’m going to die of some previously preventable super-disease that comes to be known as Sillybitchles

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lacroixboi.dadguy.online•57 days ago

jeff 🙋🏻‍♂️

la croix related accident

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slightlycaustic.bsky.social•57 days ago

The bubbles got ya!

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iamjoseph.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi. I'm Joe and I'll die the way I lived: afraid

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the-barely-jew.bsky.social•57 days ago

Death by Bart Harley Jarvis

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hot-dog-hell-yeah.bsky.social•57 days ago

Cassi, trolley problem

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steveforthedeaf.bsky.social•57 days ago

Hi I’m Steve

I expect I’ll go the same way as my Buddy Jeff.

During a screening of Shrek 2.

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douchemcbaggus.bsky.social•57 days ago

Douche. Trampled by a rhino because that would mean I got to go to Africa.

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berkleylynch.bsky.social•56 days ago

Combination of measles and poisoning from contaminated post-FDA medications while in ICU.

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laurenkrueger.bsky.social•57 days ago

I’m Lauren. I think I’ll die of old age waiting for government to take climate change seriously.

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80hd.bsky.social•57 days ago

Boopy, I wager it'll be on the can after I spontaneously hemorrhage blood out my backside. I am able to flush once before I drop in hopes of not leaving too big a mess.

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