Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond - ThreadSky

nerdicorgi.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I'd be elated to watch that as a movie.

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sugarandsplice.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Id watch that.

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dalejohn.bsky.social•1 day ago

“That is highly inconceivable.”

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basementtrix.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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golgengeese.bsky.social•4 hours ago

This would rip.

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nova123.bsky.social•23 hours ago

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deirdreassenza.bsky.social•1 day ago

America fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia'!

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oriolebird6541.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Another blunder. Don't elect criminals to any public office.

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rdsx1901.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconceivable!!!

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cranemonster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Honestly, a Wallace Shawn movie where he plays a spy straight would be funny as hell.

It would be up there with Weng-Weng's For Your Height Only for best spy film.

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wester6.bsky.social•21 hours ago

But what about Johnny English? Hey! A crossover! Now that's epic. I'd actually pay to watch that. Make it so!😄

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cranemonster.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Funny enough I never appreciated Rowan Atkinson until I traveled abroad. Winding down at night and Mr. Bean is on, "Oh I can follow this..."

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truckeren.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fun fact: John Sturgis has an IQ at 162, Sheldon is at 187 🤜🤛
...dang'it...

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lilgreenghouls.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I would unironically pay to see this movie.

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elisasays.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I’d pay to see that.

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auditandycia.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Only if he does it wearing the Grand Nagus get-up.

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tanalam.bsky.social•18 hours ago

💯

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pauliedoc.bsky.social•15 hours ago

YES!!

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adelitafuego.bsky.social•1 day ago

Perfect

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teresalfenton.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Love it.

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kennethf62.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd watch the hell out of that

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3ohio.bsky.social•1 day ago

Came here to say this! Put this Bond on loop!

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overunderclover.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's a joke but it would be a goddamn delight

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imperfectgod.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can’t see it… aint he like 4foot11??? I mean cool actor but not James Bond cool. Sorry

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tatakai-no-kami.bsky.social•1 day ago

You don't know what the Onion is, do you?

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imperfectgod.bsky.social•1 day ago

Onion? No i do not. Is that a fake sight?

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rsmoore1.bsky.social•19 hours ago

😂😂😂

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tatakai-no-kami.bsky.social•1 day ago

Satire, all their headlines and articles are jokes.

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imperfectgod.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well that explains it….

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beerandrockets.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would watch the hell out of that movie. Yes please.

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menchevique.bsky.social•2 hours ago

He looks like a cooler Elon Musk

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edwinnick.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’ll have my Ensure shaken, not stirred.

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delaneyking.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Andre. Breakfast Andre.

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p-brain.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Love that movie

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glen-toogood49.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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realdraft.bsky.social•1 day ago

Finally some real English representation!

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dresdennova.bsky.social•1 day ago

Conceivable!

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kevinbalakrishnan.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Inconceivable

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ryanburchett.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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shazamdelstl.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I came here to see how many “inconceivable” posts there’d be. I won’t lie…I expected more.

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sangeetasanghvi.bsky.social•1 day ago

😅 why not Danny De Vito?

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dadspissed.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I think Idris Alba is great but he’s not Bond!
Hardy, Tom Hardy!

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ettinone.bsky.social•23 hours ago

"Inconceivable!"

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uruzrune.bsky.social•1 day ago

bumbling through the movie like Grand Nagus Zek crossed with Mr. Magoo

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smogget.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I've never seen a Bond movie but by god I'd see that one.

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mainstbooksmonroe.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I have never been so disappointed to realize it's an Onion headline...

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xcal927.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Agree.

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bluknit07.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Amazon/MGM is being given creative control now. So probably J.K. Simmons since they keep him on speed dial.

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kita-kitsu.bsky.social•14 hours ago

reality is so fucked the onion is now just mean and shitty. lol.

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superty89.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is the Onion I fell in love with

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aliciawe.bsky.social•1 day ago

OMG that would be perfect!

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olivethemushrooms.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I can’t tell you how much I wish this was real and how enthusiastically delighted I would be if it were.

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kajo503.bsky.social•13 hours ago

An 81 year old American eating out real Englishman Toby Jones ... What's the world coming to? 😉

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sadieb47.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Laserdisc, baby! Love this film.

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eternity-ae.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Thirst trap

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unstill-life.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I’d totally watch that 🙌

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jonesdrone.bsky.social•22 hours ago

He’s the best, let’s make this happen!

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p0rfiry.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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cat-boy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I haven't seen a Bond film since the '70s, but this I would pay to see.

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punctilious.bsky.social•19 hours ago

They could do worse

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privatevotary.bsky.social•1 day ago

Conceivable.

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sheenasvitich.bsky.social•1 day ago

No joke - I think this is a brilliant idea.

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jawashin.bsky.social•22 hours ago

And now I want to see him doing a spy movie... Could be serious or comedic.

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ob-in-nc.bsky.social•1 day ago

Would watch more than once.

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kenscott.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not gonna say it...
Not gonna say it...
Not gonna say it...
🤣

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westwiz31.bsky.social•1 day ago

moi...

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evahull.bsky.social•1 day ago

I haven't watched a good movie in years. I would watch the shit out of this.

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infraredrose.bsky.social•23 hours ago

He can't be James Bond- he's enjoying his retirement from being The Grand Negus

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eks08.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Inconceivable 😉

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iitoi.bsky.social•17 hours ago

This is one of the wildest mf’ers on the planet. If you do not believe me, read his short book “Night Thoughts.”

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mousemc.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Inconceivable!!

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faeriemichel.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Might as well!

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fratboyamy.bsky.social•23 hours ago

It's refreshing to see something that I know for sure is satire.
Our reality right now is bizarre af.

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tristanton.bsky.social•22 hours ago

That would be ghhrreattt

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lordbullgod.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Bond to casino waitress: SHAKENNN!! ::brings face closer with squinty eyes:: …not stirred. You got that?!

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dannyrubin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes! We are one step closer to getting the My Dinner With Andre action figures from Waiting For Guffman.

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lindavt.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Now that’s a James Bond I’d be first in line to see!

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fredlove.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Shawn is only in the running because Danny DeVito is committed to the new Magic Mike sequel.

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charlesp210.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Much more realistic

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sevnty6.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Inconceiv...nevermind.

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catsonatoboggan.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Dinner with Blofeld

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nova123.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Nice

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urgent-penguin.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I got here too late to post

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mavisgl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconceivable! But honestly, I’d watch a Bond movie where the villain loses because 007 talks them into an existential crisis.

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bronsonchesworth.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Well, he can certainly produce a better "Smoulder". I mean, even Daniel Craig gets a bit pervy....

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plantdb.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Don't forget My Dinner with Andre

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seagullsteph.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Id watch that!

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pseudocrem.bsky.social•23 hours ago

That would be a "Bond" film I'd actually watch.

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mad-as-a-hatter.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I would buy a ticket!

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tkg-nc.bsky.social•19 hours ago

INCONCEIVABLE!

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kpearceconduct.bsky.social•18 hours ago

He would never get involved in a land war in Asia, nor go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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bogie-agb.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would most definitely go see this in theaters.

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undeadunion78.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I would watch this.

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miamigoelpintor.bsky.social•19 hours ago

The leading man we deserve 🔥

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bluetone66.bsky.social•22 hours ago

It's going to be Donald and he'll be the greatest bond ever.

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captian72.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would actually watch those movies then🤣

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expdx.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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jonnyv.bsky.social•15 hours ago

You have my attention

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binaryequation.bsky.social•1 day ago

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isshakes.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I'd watch it

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sunkenbear.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's the most profitable casting choice.

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maskacw.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm generally ok with Wallace Shawn being the new Bond.

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humblehobbyist.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I’d watch this unironically

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transplantrockstar.bsky.social•20 hours ago

“Inconceivable dinner with Q”

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dkbundy.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd watch, if written correctly.

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hans-offen.bsky.social•1 day ago

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munbosrock.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I will never watch James Bond again now that Bezo's company will be making the movies. Fuck Bezos and James Bond. Nazis.

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scorpionstardust4.bsky.social•22 hours ago

😂

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ladambell.bsky.social•1 day ago

Improbable

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shikantaza.bsky.social•13 hours ago

🤓🤓🤓😆😆

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koren-lesthe.itch.io•21 hours ago

As you wish.

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bathion.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Be ... he should

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stevennicholson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Put him in, Coach.

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happymyotis.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Hope the plot explains why 007 is smugly wearing Cookie Monster’s pelt

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shelibea.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

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bsorohan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Still better than Pierce Brosnan. And way funnier than Roger Moore.

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tippingpoint24.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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gadjobeen.bsky.social•4 hours ago

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daniellefofi.bsky.social•1 day ago

An obvious choice

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drewdane.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would pay double to see that!

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kimkiminy.bsky.social•18 hours ago

You know who I would watch the heck out of as the next #JamesBond? @pattonoswalt.bsky.social would KILL it.

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demitch.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I'm all for it let's go!

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ericamoss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe not Bond but he'd be a great Q

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ahjnabababo.bsky.social•1 day ago

my dinner with james

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ahjnabababo.bsky.social•1 day ago

the name's bond. grand nagus bond.

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binnall.bsky.social•1 day ago

Should have been Richard Kind.

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markminva.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Honestly the best casting since Demi Moore for The Substance.

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etaaffe.bsky.social•8 hours ago

This is a dig at James Bond, right?

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peanutchampion.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, it's Matt Berry's turn!

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norwoodeye.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Would watch.

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mattygx93.bsky.social•1 day ago

So essentially Austin Powers?

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mrmanalyst.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see what you mean but not in my mind. Shawn plays the Bond role straight. I see him now, in a tuxedo with a Martini, one eyebrow cocked, so to speak

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doraymefarted.bsky.social•19 hours ago

That's conceivable.

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minkab.bsky.social•12 hours ago

🤣🤣😂😂

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dharmanaturalist.bsky.social•23 hours ago

How about DNC chair?

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dosomething.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Wallace Shawn is the James Bond we all need rn

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jeffreypschultz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, compared to him, Socrates and Plato were morons.

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vijinand.bsky.social•1 day ago

100% should happen.

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jodycollins.bsky.social•22 hours ago

@afterlunch.bsky.social @michaelmay.bsky.social @spidey004.bsky.social Weird that they’d go with such an obvious choice.

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michaelmay.bsky.social•22 hours ago

He'll be the thinking person's Bond. "I can't compete with you physically, Blofeld, but you're no match for my brains."

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spidey004.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Imagining the love scenes…

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jodycollins.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Try and STOP me from picturing that.

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samsachdev.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now starring in "My Dinner with Dr. No".

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daviduknorthwest.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Inconceivable

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yulriddick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Authentic ruggedness. They're trying to cut out the posing.

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swampfox096b.bsky.social•23 hours ago

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bowser1805.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I find that hard to imagine

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americansnark.bsky.social•18 hours ago

he’s about as attractive as Bezos

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kaysid.bsky.social•20 hours ago

too bad he’s deceased😆

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rjb44.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I had a bet with friends that Beans would land a major role before the Mets won their next World Series... Whaddya say we swap Beans with Wallace Shawn?

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bluedog-cb.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I can't wait to hear him say "ssshaken not ssstirred".

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sorencookie.bsky.social•16 hours ago

This has symbolic meaning vis a vis Trump admin selected leaders

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tmwolfe1.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I would watch the hell out of this.

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tiredandcrabby.bsky.social•1 day ago

INCONCEIVABLE!

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thetd.bsky.social•20 hours ago

The people’s choice!

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pastella.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Onion is kinda cooking

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urgent-penguin.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Dinner with Blofeld.

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lawco.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconceivable!!

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skyice.bsky.social•21 hours ago

That would be a bit too gritty and realistic.

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madmontymn.bsky.social•1 day ago

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mkwilson27.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thhhhaken, not thhhhhhhird!

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robobearart.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Before or after he got blown up?

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nelliclaire.bsky.social•1 day ago

He looks as tired as I feel

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kwakster.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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whimgruent.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Now that's a Bond movie i'd go see!

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dmciver54.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Sorry, this made me really LOL.

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danielmclaury.bsky.social•1 day ago

Every actual retired spy I've ever met looks a lot more like Wallace Shawn than Daniel Craig.

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nerfherder76.bsky.social•1 day ago

Has anyone commented "inconceivable" yet?

INCONCEIVABLE

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rsmoore1.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Probably not, so go ahead 😂😂😂

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lushflimbaugh.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I cannot wait to hear "shaken, not stirred"

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lawnboy1300.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconceivable!

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mouserat65.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Would watch the shit outta that.

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doublemacc.bsky.social•1 day ago

#GrandNagus4Bond

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wzuk11.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Calling on Dr. Sturgis and his young assistant.

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senseileroof.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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otisaga.bsky.social•12 hours ago

His age kinda tracks with canon bond

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piattodelgatto.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Tired: Charlie Brown had hoes
Wired: the Grand Nagus had hoes

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master-nater.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Huge news. Great pick.

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jgiff.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's got MY vote!

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meredith723.bsky.social•17 hours ago

😂

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noted.bones.haver.maia.cash•18 hours ago

i *would* watch it, though

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librariansteve.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Dinner with Bond, James Bond

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saiyamew.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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nikkilaynemusic.bsky.social•1 day ago

I fucking wish.

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dave-is-a-verb.bsky.social•1 day ago

This time it is Conceivable!

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uninvited-guest.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Amazon buys Bond for $1B; Melania now set to be the next Bond girl.

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oldswamptree.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Nope, she's a Bond villain all the way.
What was the lady from Rocky and Bullwinkle name?
Don't know why that came to mind

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uninvited-guest.bsky.social•54 minutes ago

Natasha (and Boris).

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ynotask.bsky.social•1 hour ago

With Wallace Shawn as Bond? I’d still wait for it to come out on streaming, but I’d watch it with a pitcher of margaritas & a barrel of popcorn!

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blue307.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that Amazon has the rights to Bond, I know I don't care.

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avisalis.bsky.social•21 hours ago

this is inconceivable

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dawnalene.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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greenbayray.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconcieveable!

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bac5665.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gotta pay for that Rothco addiction.

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weezles1.bsky.social•1 day ago

conceivable?

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gameranieca.bsky.social•5 hours ago

10/10 would watch

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ottojschlosser.bsky.social•1 day ago

Came for the comments and they are excellent.

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stupidweasels.bsky.social•1 day ago

@killjamesbond.bsky.social
I better see (hear I guess :p) some good bits about this

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djinnx.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ny2nc4me.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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davem3393.bsky.social•16 hours ago

[Obligatory response]

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ny2nc4me.bsky.social•13 hours ago

👍

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dirtyratmedic.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I know you Onion, but please let this be true. No one can possibly match his intellect!

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voal70.bsky.social•1 day ago

Inconceivable!

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heymrwilson1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Due to cost cutting.

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realroffs.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Excellent choice.

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grasshopper6491.bsky.social•21 hours ago

It’s about time!

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phoenix-knight.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Conceivable.

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yeahmybad.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Dinner with Blofeld

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trevjo5.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Connery, Moore, Craig? Morons.

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robinchicilli.gay•17 hours ago

he was actually surprisingly threatening in Mr Robot

I’d genuinely love this if it wasn’t a joke

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cbpics.bsky.social•20 hours ago

"When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36, and all I think about is Moneypenny"

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joaquinayala.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Inconceivable!

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maggieburt.bsky.social•1 day ago

“My Dinner With Dr. No”.
Coming soon!

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haunteddrivein.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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