People can be divided into two categories:
When offered a Soup Tube™️ installed into their home, w/ different kinds of soups piped in from a magical soup factory at will, you’re either the person who —
A) says fuck yeah, soup! Sign me up!!
B) has concerns about the tube being faulty or unclean.
When offered a Soup Tube™️ installed into their home, w/ different kinds of soups piped in from a magical soup factory at will, you’re either the person who —
A) says fuck yeah, soup! Sign me up!!
B) has concerns about the tube being faulty or unclean.
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And if yes, can we go colder? Can I have the best soup, ice cream, delivered through the tubes?
SOUP TUBE
SOUP TUBE
SOUP TUBE
either way, A
(But working in my industry I know how incredibly important clean lines are)
Fuck, they probably have a WIZARD to clean the pipe!
In addition to a soup a tube I’d also like a Salsa Sink. Red salsa on the right, green salsa on the left.
Definitely Team B.
"Not on your life, my Type B friend!"
Otherwise, bring on the soup tube!
A.a: Soup tubers who point the tube directly into a bowl, and spoon it out
A.b: Soup tubers who raw dog the soup straight from the tube.
I'm A.a, I need control of the amount of chicken and stars in each bite
do i get "just" soup or do i get any food that is served in a bowl and eaten with a spoon
like yes I want this but I do also want care and cleaning instructions because I want this
I will accept the Soup Tube
Stage 1: Free soup heck yeah!
Stage 2: Only weird pea soup is free but for a Reasonable Fee you can get good kinds.
Stage 3: Free option gone, now only Premium
Stage 4: Only one flavor. Changes randomly. Only stops flowing if you pay.
Would you eat a tomato-based soup after a broth-based soup without cleaning the bowl? Because that’s Soup Tube.
Also, I can make my own soup that will be lovely and I’ll be able to trust it.
Problem solved.
why yes i think i would like a caffeine free diet orange coke, thank you very much.
hot pot every day, here I come to die of sodium and cholesterol!
c) soup? yuck gross
I might be the only one, but the number isn't 0.