ghostface: what's your favorite scary movie?
me: does watership down count?
ghostface:
ghostface: huh. lemme get back to you.
me: does watership down count?
ghostface:
ghostface: huh. lemme get back to you.
Comments
Frank: why do you wear that stupid man suit?
It was awesome!
That movie made me need to pass hraka.
Ghostface: what the FUCK did you make me just watch?!
Ghostface: *whimpers, hangs up*
Me: Pff. Amateur.
'shudder'
me: "oh dude, have you seen The Substance yet?"
Ghostface *gets completely distracted as we just start fangirling over how great it is*
Yep, my dad *really* needed to read movie reviews first...
To those who type in lowercase, we are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Regards,
Capital Letters
Ghostface: ...
Me: ....
Me and Ghostface, in unison: it's a GIRL house
Side note: I think this might be a good topic for the month: animal stories that dissect society and our government structures. So far I only have Animal Farm and Watership Down. Suggestions?
Best answer: A Serbian Film since I just LOVE watching a baby get raped to death by an adult in the first 10 minutes! Wanna come over and watch with me?
Ghostface: ...
[Note: The views of the best answer do not reflect the opinions of the writer.]
guy about to get murdered: nightmare on elm street 4.
ghostface: wh- 4? bullshit. you're fucking with me.
guy about to get murdered: i just think lisa wilcox is great in it!
ghostface: freddy's revenge, i could get, but DREAM MASTER? fuck off.
Ghostface: Like Zoinks man!! Why’s me you have to pick those!???
Really dragged on for me
“If they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.”
I was not prepared for how fucked that book was.