If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."

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That is some seriously weird shit right there.
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Oh shit we're back on Indulgences??
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no, we're on some shit that makes indulgences look legit
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Pardoner's Tale directors cut
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I could do it for half that. Hit me up.
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who believes this shit?
that anyone falls for this grift is evidence of how terrible our education system has been for a hot minute
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🤣
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You have to pay ???
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The only supernatural blessing you will get will be deep in your ass.
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Donald Trump is the Antichrist.
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In the first christian church, this was called selling indulgences, and was rightly called out by Martin Luther in his "95 Theses." Outing the corruptions of Rome gave birth to Protestant religions, which eventually devolved into grifters selling indulgences.
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I don’t recall this stop along the eight-fold path? Praise Buddha!
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all the "real" christians in the replies getting smug is honestly amazing
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Only if you're white of course.
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As soon as the gold in the casket rings.
The rescued soul to heaven springs.
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On any level this is disgusting… but to do it in the name of ‘religion’ couldn’t be more disgraceful.

Is there *anyone* in Trump world who isn’t a raging thief and hypocrite!

#FelonTrump
#GOPcorruptCowards
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Jesus fashioned a whip and drove the money changers from the temple while overturning tables. We need that energy more than ever now.
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Hallelujah. I'm pretty sure C$h will sport me 1k!
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JFC
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😂😂😂 Y habrá quienes se lo traguen. 🙄
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Good price!! 😂
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Promises, promises
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Jesus would flip out on this blasphemy
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Supernatural?????
She talks to God???
Grifting for God but keeping the money because God don’t need money! 💰
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Above all, the Lord will bless you with the gift of stupidity, which will make any situation bearable.
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Paula White, you are scum.
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Emulating Tammy Faye Baker?!

It's astounding the group of misfits that are running our Country?!

If you haven't been married several times, been caught for doing illegal acts - you don't qualify for this Administration.

WTF - times a million!
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so, God's a grifter you have to pay off?
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God is Nigérian, I guess
Oh and he kindly warns you that there were some strange activities on your bank account. Click here to prevent it.
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What you think He was a bleeding heart liberal? Trump was made in His image after all.
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No no no. God was made in Trump’s image. You have it backwards. (At least I think that will be MAGA orthodoxy by 2026)
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This shit makes me question my stance on the death penalty
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I'd sooner take my chances with Crypto.
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Imagine being in a place mentally where you watch this obvious grift and think, where's my fucking checkbook?!
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everybody has the right to be dumb and send her 1000$

Where else can you get an angel this cheap
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Right wing grifter.
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Paula White is such a fraud. Organized religion is a huge problem.
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It is absurd that any human being hears this and thinks to themselves "yes that tracks I will send $1000". Like, it feels ridiculous that a scam like this is even conceptually viable let alone that it actually fucking works in the world.
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Jayzus……🙄
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Scam Jesus @gronkh.blue
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To quote U2 from Bullet the Blue Sky: “Well, the God I believe in isn’t short of cash, mister”.
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Intercession of saints: bad, against scripture, idolatry, etc.
Intercession of grifters: good
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USA = unbelievable stupidity of America
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I like that she talks about "Passover season" so she can grift from two faiths simultaneously.
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Messianic, not Jews.
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Nah, she’s trying to grift from Messianics with that one, who are a type of Protestant Christian.
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First, an oligarchy and an autocracy, now a theocracy. What happened to good old Democracy?
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I don't have the whole $1000. Is there an à la carte option?
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Inheritance? Is he going to kill one of your family members?
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I seem to recall that a monk named Martin Luther once nailed 95 theses to a church door protesting, among other things, the sale of indulgences. Protestant churches resulted. So now a Protestant evangelist is, in effect, selling indulgences!
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Exactly.
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Worse. At least those indulgences that Luther railed against (nailed against?) were for the 'glory of the Church' and to pay for the rebuilding of St Peters. This is just grift for the enrichment of Trump's people
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He nailed the paper to the door. With a nail.
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Railed against, by nailing ...
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Aaaah…I didn’t get the wordplay….I must work on my English.
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You nailed it. These people is derailed.
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Back off, everyone. It’s in Two Corinthians 6:66. Read it for yourselves.
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How are people this stupid? How? And still breathing?
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well these people pre-select their audience by targeting those who believe we are all bad because a naked woman took an apple from a talking snake.
shooting fish in a barrel, as they say
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And they never learn.
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yeah, just look at these replies
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Don't Look Up
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Unbelievable. Is this a comedy sketch?
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The Righteous Gemstones is 10000% a documentary.
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She's not nearly as likeable IMO
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As is Handmaids Tale
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I rewatched last season before the start of the new one and I do wonder what the militia types think of stuff like this
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🤣🤣🤣
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"Or you could just pray directly to God and ask for an angel to be assigned to you. But if you send me $1,000 I guarantee results because God owes me some favors."
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I’ll take perdition, thanks
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Sooooo…the times of just having faith and getting all of those things part and parcel are over…and God is now being transparent as the grifter they actually are…like Trump.
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Money for blessings, just like Jesus charged
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so about $142 per blessing? seems very normal
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Anyone who sends their hard earned $1,000 to this fucking heretic clown deserves the big basket of nothing they get in return.
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Thing is, it’ll be a bunch of people on fixed incomes who absolutely can’t afford it.
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This 👏 should 👏 not 👏 be 👏 allowed 👏
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Seems legit
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I can get'er done for $500. Will accept Venmo.
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I hope Jesus gives her a buttkickin when she go....better yet, block her at the gates!
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She speaks fluent Blasphemy!
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Your not doing this to get something, you are doing this to get me something.

Your money.
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Argh...*You're not...
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My clergy spouse, who happens to have put in the work to obtain an MDiv and DMin, assures me that this is complete nonsense and anyone claiming this is a charlatan.

(I added the charlatan part.)
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No disrespect to your clergy spouse, but anyone who is truly religious (or not) knows that she’s an evil snake oil salesman.
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Agree.
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God is the pianist
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"Be and Enemy to your Enemy"? Can someone ask her if her god magic works for democrats?
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Can I have my Angel delivered by tomorrow ?
Is there a Premium God Deliveries Service ?
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Maria Duval reborn?
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She’s been watching old Oral Roberts’ reruns.
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As PT Barnum said.................
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That is absolutely repulsive.
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What about some crypto? Got any bitcoin handy? I'd settle for an (uggh) $trump coin if I can flip it. 😘
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They're non-transferable. Really.
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Lol such a beautiful unique cross https://a.co/d/1JpkB6d
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Indulgences. She is selling indulgences.
Sin of simony
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I just can't imagine why anyone falls for this bullshit. How can anyone be that gullible? Or is there a better description than gullible? I mean, I've measured my hand in front of my face to see if I have cancer, but still...
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Has she always sounded like that? What is wrong with her speech.
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Vodka
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This constitution ignoring admin is a mafia-esque, oligo-bro, evangelical American catastrophe for our more perfect Union, Justice, domestic Tranquility, common defense, welfare, liberty...and it shouldn't go without saying, our Posterity and prosperity.
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Grifters and criminals.

Where is the @pontifexes.bsky.social ?

Please stop this.
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THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM

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Get the word out to everyone!
Share it on TikTok!!
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We need more pushback!

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You need 20 million people.

Keep growing.
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Unfortunately drump likes to pissed on
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*be
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So just bald faced grifting from this fraud.
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What the hell…smh
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Disgusting!
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And here is the White House "faith adviser" Paula White "speaking in tongues" & calling upon angels to re-elect Trump 2020. 😑
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyZpJX7Ww0M
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it's very important to me that god smites my enemies. does a thousand dollar donation guarantee they'll ALL be smote!?
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Wasn’t there an entire new branch of their religion formed to get away from abuses like this. Scammers and abusers offering salvation for a fee?
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"in honor to God realizing what you can receive" made me overturn every table in my house 🙃🤬
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I am a bad Catholic, but I am also someone who spent a large portion of his childhood thinking about becoming a priest.

To listen to these people mock everything I believe in and call it Christianity, it bothers at a fundamental level.
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I'm a proud shopping cart Catholic prob better described as a Pascal's Wager agnostic most days but it’s like these folks follow a completely different Christ than the one I studied in 18yrs of Catholic school 😑
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they regularly remind of this classic
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This is literal blasphemy
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Can i pick the angel that is assigned to me?

I want her to look like Anya Joy Taylor or Mila Kunis and i want her to be a nympho!

Is that too much to ask?

Oh, and i hope this angle prefers to be nude all the time!

That WILL cure all that ails me!
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i want my angel in a tuxedo t-shirt
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Hey, what ever makes you tick!
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Act now, folks, and you'll receive not one, not two, but seven, yes, you heard that right, SEVEN SUPERnatural blessings. Amazing, just amazing.
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She forgot to throw in the lifetime membership in the “Suckers for Jesus” club.
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this is literally like pre-enlightenment era stuff guys cmon
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But I was going to use that $1000 to buy an autographed Trump Bible.
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"Personal angel, prosperity, health, extended lifespan"

From a market perspective, this is underpriced. Future cash flows from these benefits have a net present value much greater than $1000.

She's undercutting the market, offering a loss-leader, offering subpar goods, or has a cash flow problem.
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I wouldn't be surprised if the Prosperity Gospel movement are Anarcho-Capitalists.
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I need to make a bot for Paula White that does the same thing @joeldongsteen.bsky.social does for Joel Osteen
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Let's not forget this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wUuzK0wH9w
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Please!!
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When you do this, come back to this post and let me know what the account is called
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There are no words in the english language to describe how disgusting these people are. There may be in German, or possibly Klingon.
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If at least those 1000 bucks were tax deductible...
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https://youtu.be/7DlRueGU1AU?si=KO0EtrHysZtpAF10
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Meanwhile, they're deporting innocent people to El Salvador.
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As a Christian, this is sickening to me!
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https://youtu.be/kGpyMdYQ28I?si=46BXg0cNWUcFd38g
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@victoryrenfrew.bsky.social
Heritage Foundation =Nazisms/Fascism

They hate that every human being is treated with respect and dignity.
They hate equality.

That's why they want to" roll back" the clock .

It's all about control.

https://www.heritage.org/progressivism/commentary/how-trump-uprooting-radical-60s-foundations-poisonous-dei-and-crt-programs
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Control and Elimination. The 99% are expendable.
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That's their belief.
Especially with Theil and Musk, who want to implant chips in people's brains in order to control and track them.
Techonazis.
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For a $150 you can purchase a yearly license for a managed anti-malware/cyber threat defense program for MacOS or Windows, with free email support from me, and I'll throw in a digital blessing made from 110% recycled bits and bytes 😄
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Christianity is f’d up!
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Exodus 23:9
“You shall not oppress a stranger, since you yourselves know the feelings of a stranger, for you also were strangers in the land of Egypt.
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Paula White and the other MAGA "Christians" are the false prophets that Jesus warned us would come.
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Jesus is also a false prophet
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I strongly disagree, but this is America and you have the freedom to believe as you do, and the freedom to express your beliefs, and I support both freedoms. Go in peace.
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I'm pretty sure that Jesus guy replaced the "be the enemy of my enemies" with the "turn the other cheek"...
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Fools are easily parted from their money by grifters like this trash.
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For a thousand bucks that Angel had better show up with something more useful than a bunch of lousy "supernatural blessings." 🫤
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The phone number works, but you shouldn't call to waste their time. People are trying to get through who want to guarantee their $1000 worth of blessings.
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Please forgive me God! I really thought this was just a clever piss take spoof video.
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WITHOUT snark or irony or sarcasm - isn't this EXACTLY what Jesus took the bullwhip to money changers for doing? Financially exploiting vulnerable people by charging an unfair exchange rate for the temple coins the people had to buy in order to make their proper sacrifice?
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No, it’s not. That is an inaccurate and antisemitic trope. Jews have enough to worry about, especially with Holy Week and Easter coming soon. Leave them alone in stories about Christian.
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What? the people being EXPLOITED in the story were poor Jewish people. The people DOING the exploiting were Temple Official Jews. How is one Jewish Rabbi/Teacher going against the exploitation of poor Jews by whooping ass of how power Jews an antisemitic trope?
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Because that’s not indicated in any of the Gospels. There’s no indication of exploitation. There’s no reason to think the pilgrims to the temple were poor. All of those (and more) were added to the story later to show Rome Christians were better than supposed “evil” Jews.
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"high power Jews" not "how power Jews"
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No, this is more like Simon the Magus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Magus

"Thy money perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money."
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Like, for real, wouldn't Jesus be overturning her piano and, pushing Paula out of her chair then picking up the chair and hitting her over the head with it Montgomery Brawl style. Biblical Scholars PLEASE correct me if I am wrong on the scripture part.
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You are not wrong.
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That I would pay $1,000 to see
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Yup. Only time he got angry….
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How many suckers complaining about inflation and the price of eggs will buy this crap? A LOT
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These fcking religious grifters deserve a special place in hell
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But then again, a fool and his money are soon parted, so go for it suckers
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Badfinger!!!
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This is so stupid…
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We're going to take your fuckin' money either through cuts or through your faith.
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these calls to action nowadays don’t even really make the case about what they’re doing with the money anymore.

It’s just straight up like “feed God money through me, the most trusted God feeder in town”
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This is the kind of religious leader MAGA voters love.
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This entire administration is a grift, putting the overwhelming stupidity of conservatives on full display.
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The only hacking I support is to see who is actually falling for scams like this so we can make sure they don't have any actual authority over anyone in life.
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Alternately, just steal the email addresses and sell them that program where heathens are paid in advance to care for their pets after the Rapture
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Don't do it freaks, you need to bargain for more than 7 supernatural blessings... for $1000? C'mon you can do better...
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How you know that these people have never actually read the Bible.

She makes the money changers in the temple look like amateurs. Selling God for money is never, ever going to be okay... whether you believe in religion or not.
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cc: @godpod.bsky.social Just checking: do you need people to give you $1,000 in order to receive blessings? Paula White seems to think so…
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Paula White Cat bops its head to the beat of the grift
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Jesus loved money, the so called Bible is a leftest propaganda piece
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🤮
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That does seem like a lot of stuff for $1000
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Bargain.
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How is this not violently illegal?
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"be an enemy to your enemies" is such a fucked up concept - like hey, gimme 100 bucks and I'll dispatch the holy spirit aginst that bitch at work you don't like, and your dummy brother in law. what a joke.
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Sounds like she’s facilitating….er…..”accidents”.
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You know, you can buy a Death Note online for like twenty bucks. It will probably work much better too.
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"As Jesus sayth, give unto me cold hard cash, and I will send forth my angels to destroy that bitch Tina from your office for thee"
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“Teach *her* to take the last glazed donut…bitch.
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And so much for turning the other cheek.
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Remove the Tax Exempt Status of American Churches and fund public education! End the cults of proud ignorance, gullibility, violence, hate, and tRump.
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You'd think all the dumbass MAGAts would eventually run out of money, so the grifting would crater, but apparently not.
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Wow, she’s invested some of her blessing cash in a good plastic surgeon.
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Jonathan Cain going from playing the keyboard for Journey to helping his wife scam people via The White House feels like the plot of a Will Ferrell movie.
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JajajajajaajajajaajajajajajajajajajajJjajajajajajajja….
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I was just assigned my angel. Best $1,000 (plus tax) I've ever spent. Who's looking foolish now?
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Just don't piss her off, or make sure your bed is fire retardant.
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this is the one I got assigned I think you got ripped off
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I dunno, this one kid that I know sorta lucked out, I guess?
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I got assigned my Angel. Said something about “game respects game”.

Also wants to know if I have another grand he can borrow for this thing he’s working on.
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Update maybe mine sucks he talks a whole lot, way too much
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Bangin soundtrack though
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cannot believe i have to share a planet with loons like this
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She bases this off of what scripture in the Bible? Because there is none.
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This is so gross.
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Right this way!!!
Personal Angels $1000 each, while they last!
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My favorite is the logic pretzel of "he'll be the enemy of your enemies." What if your enemy also gives $1000? Quite the predicament for God, if you ask me...😬
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😂👍
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😂😂😂
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Anyone else thinking?
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Exodus 23 is advocacy for ethnic cleansing. It’s netanyahu’s playbook.
This is a dogwhistle ..
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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and grift away
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imma see if she’ll take $100
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The amusing part of this is she knows her target audience. MAGAt Christians love being grifted, love dumping their money into who-knows-where, and getting exactly NOTHING in return.
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For only $1000 you can get all this? Sucks to be poor, you losers!
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🐫 🪡 🐪 🪡 🐫 🪡
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This is disgusting
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Good god the MAGA cult is dumb AF
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Wow.... how are people so stupid
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Sacrilege
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Why God always need money to work?
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You only get a recording Angel. Everyone knows that.
Geeze.
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Noted: Trump's spiritual advisor claims you can buy salvation if you purchase a $1,000 rock from her and only her.

... y'know, just like Christ preached.

Sheesh.
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Pffft. I'll promise you 15 supernatural blessings, and I'll do it for only $99.90! That's only $6.66 per blessing! But you need to call before midnight tonight..
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Your blessings are just as likely to be real, so this is a bargain. Do you have a reduced rate if I only want 7 blessings?
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I can't do that, God curses cheapskates. But there's no reason why you couldn't sell on your spare blessings to friends and family. Or save them for a weekend in Vegas.
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Love this idea. In that case, I'll think about buying a double batch. Who knew one could resell unused blessings. Apparently, whereas God curses cheapskates, He blesses grifters.
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So cheap? Let me give 10,000.
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Scammers in the name of the god they try to ram down our throats. Bc of course.
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Paula White needs to actually read Exodus 23, which begins "You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with the wicked to act as a malicious witness. You shall not follow a majority in wrongdoing... You shall not pervert the justice due to your poor ..you shall take no bribe."
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I just searched for "angels escorts" and they all cost a lot less than $1,000
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Perfect
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Will the angel be on permanent assignment, or is this a subscription service? Also, how much of the $1K goes to the angel? Just trying to understand the terms and the need for a middleman.
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Seeing what are probably Jonathan Cain's hands on the piano, it gives new meaning to the song he co-wrote, "Don't Stop Believin'" - FFS, grifters and frauds.
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That isn't how it works.
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Fooking hell. 🤣
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I’ll be an “enemy to my enemies” for free
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Just another shuckster, trying to mooch off true believers. Standard "prosperity Gospel" tripe.

Paula White does not believe, for one brief second, that God exists.
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That's odd. I sent her all my money and all I got is the sound of an abundance of rain!
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Keep passover out of your mouth, lady
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I posted those exact words in another reference to this grifter.
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That Robert Tilton energy!
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Is there some way I can have a copy of that video to post on other forums? Any help would be appreciated.
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All I really want is a blow job.
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1000?!?!?! Wut. How do we connect with folks who are susceptible to this kind of skullduggery and get them off the Jesus sauce?!?!?
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@nick-carmody.bsky.social
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#Breaking #TrumpTariffs

Trump to impose 25% tariff on imported prayers.
But exemption agreed with Moscow's Patriarch Kirill for Russian-language prayers.
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What if my enemies already sent in 1000 dollars?
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Compare with the implicit preceeding rot & cancer; the kongsi between Evangelicals & Cambridge Analytica:

https://bsky.app/profile/wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social/post/3ldz6qxnz222c
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‘Dumb all over.. (and maybe even a little ugly on the side)’. Paula White, The Devil went down to Washington. #Zappa
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Journey's Jonathan Cain on the keys! (I say before self-immolating.)
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These claims have not be approved by the FDA, but under the current administration, who knows!
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I go to the botanica and get a prosperity candle for $2.99
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im surprised that she didnt offer a slop bucket of soup too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K6uhZCB62k
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How the fuck is any of this legal??
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