if you ate a hot dog yesterday but won't eat another one today it means you support the 4th of july for the wrong reasons (jingoism, imperialism, giving dogs PTSD) and not for the right reasons (excuse to eat hot dog)
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hot dogs are fucking disgusting unless they're wrapped in hickory smoked bacon, deep-fried and slathered in queso, then in chili, topped with guacamole
I'm going to eat a hot dog every day, forever, just to prove you wrong. "Forever" probably won't be very long, however, since I am adopting an all-hot dog diet.
I mean…leftover hotdogs…can’t let ‘em go to waste. Gotta slap some chili on them, cheese, onions..seems like the prudent course of action. Doing our part to reduce our trash output and all that. ‘Scuse me now, all this talk of chili dogs….I’m hungry!
There is a hot dog place near where I was staying this weekend that I'd love for you to try, but I'm scared to doxx it in case it drives too much more traffic there. People fly in to eat there, it's so good.
I had linguiça yesterday, which is a Portuguese sausage that kinda looks like a hot dog (and in this case, I did put traditional hot dog toppings on it and eat it on a bun, which may or may not have upset my ancestors). Do I need to turn myself in? please advise.
Recently I was diagnosed with high cholesterol and thought my hot dog eating days were over until I discovered that turkey dogs exist and can be made just as flavorful with the right toppings. A movie needs to be made about my life
dogs I made yesterday were so good imma do it again today. made a Louisiana version of a Chicago dog (chow chow & pepper jelly instead of relish, pickled okra instead of spear, Tony’s instead of celery salt, andouille sausage, creole mustard)
a Louisiana version of a Chicago dog (chow chow & pepper jelly instead of relish, pickled okra instead of spear, Tony’s instead of celery salt, andouille sausage, creole mustard)
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