I do not want your app. I do not want to register. I do not want your newsletter. And, from the bottom of my heart, I do not want your notifications. Please just let me buy what I need without entering into a long-term relationship with you, you freaky fucks.
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Gaia Vince
Everyone wants me to install their infernal apps! Ugh! Who will rid us of this plague of apps?!!!
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I always fill it in & give them 1*, tell them it was all going well until they asked me to fill in this stupid survey!! It's my way of fighting back.
*two weeks later* "95% of people would recommend us" (as any answer other that 0 means yes).
If you don’t want to let me read without giving you personal information than I don’t want to read it!
I have a small skincare business + have gone the other way - never sending newsletters - not helpful, but I can't bear the invasion of privacy
Someone recently suggested I offer subscriptions, NOT in a million years, it's all bollocks marketing
No wonder I've not taken over the world
So very true.
No.... You can print my receipt and hand it to me now.
I had to make arrangements for an event for about 20 people. There was no common platform between them, Facebook WhatsApp etc. Had to email them.
Firing squad. With a million used needles.
My kind of guy 👍
Please? Hello?
I don’t want to share my data or theirs
"Why install an app when your AI assistant can just do the work for you? Why sign up for a newsletter when an AI can just tell you the important bits?"
Only worsens the problem, of course.
Got up and walked out
You sit at the fkn bar and ask for a bud , sorry you have to download ......like I can see the bud ,I have tokens , give me a fkn beer
No. No you can't.
(I used to give Tandy/Radio Shack the street address of their own shop in the pre-email days.) 3:OP>
Job done
It was a delivery for goodness’ sake.
Stop making it seem like you developed a new rocket to take us to Mars.
Don't forget about making this your home page! And say 'YES PLEASE' to cookies, since that's the only option given.
I do not want them in my home
I do not want your apps and spam
I do not want them, Sam I Am
I might well do a review but NOT EVER if you've asked me to do so!
Dumbest marketing ever.
“there’s an app for that. It’s called I do not want your app”
Q. Why do they need my inside leg measurements to fill my car with electricity?
A. They don't.
The government need to step in and stop this nonsense.
It also supports inequality by excluding older and disabled people who are unable to navigate the installation or management of these infernal things.
also have notifications switched off. So far i haven’t missed anything important. The pinging got on my nerves.
We've since stupidly inured ourselves to imposition and intrusion. It's as baffling as it is maddening.
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1 in 10 is miserly - maybe to cover the cost of the app.
It’s admin many people don’t have the skills, time or capacity for. And it’s getting worse. And they’re being exploited more and more.
Also, looking at you, Vinted.
Open microwave.
Put something in.
Close the door.
Open an app - to actually start the microwave.
Because apparently AI now needs to decide on the cooking time, not humans.
Not the ‘optional’ ones and not the ones you think are ‘legitimate’.
None of them. Got it?
I had already parked so had to do it. But I sweared. A lot.
The memory itself is so enraging I don’t even know anymore.
I have RinGo, which the local authority I work in uses.
I have NCP because parking is 40% cheaper if you use their app.
Imagine being somebody who hasnt needed to use technology on a daily basis for the last 20 odd years. Suddenly your phone is life
suckered in with a tiny bowl of edamame
You delivered my parcel.
That I told you where to deliver.
And paid for you to deliver.
Oh, and look, you didn’t even leave it in my bin, for the bin men to collect it with the rubbish tomorrow.
Here’s your medal.
1) to sweep the chimney and
2) to dig the back garden
STILL NOTHING