I need to read Revelations because I swear we are living in the end times based on all the storms we are having lately. It feels like the beginning of the end.
“We’ve had control on congress, most of the states, and White House on and off for decades and haven’t been able to do anything until elon did it for us.”
It's an allergic reaction. When he was kissing Trump's big ass, he farted. It's like pink eye, but for your soul. And now the swelling and orangeness won't go away.
If I had an emoji of coffee gushing out of my nostrils I'd use it! I just laughed out loud and that's what happened. What a mess! Thanks for the laugh! 🤣
Good question. 🤔 It sounded like he was referring to ELON’S “data and funding,” so did he just let it slip that Musk paid for governmental auditing & actions out of his own pocket? 🤨
No, sir, you are letting an unelected immigrant try to do the job we pay you and your coworkers $174,000 a year to do, and he's doing it badly and it's harming us, so congress failed. American people need to disolve congress if our chosen members of congress can't do the job we have paid them for.
Just saying, he just admitted on national television that he is fully incompetent and incapable of fulfilling the duties of the job Americans hired him to do. On national television. In the faces of all of his employers. He should lose his job immediately.
So, to be clear... before Elon came along, you idiots could not figure out how to balance a budget or efficiently run our government departments and programs! 🤔
Every reporter on Monday needs to be chasing him down, saying “Mike! We love what you’ve done to your face!” And “Mike, did Jesus have any thoughts on vanity?”
But PLEASE PLEASE don’t tie this to gender or trans issues. That message doesn’t hit. Not today in 2025. We’ll remain committed.
Dems, including @podsaveamerica.crooked.com listeners: DONT CALL THIS GENDER AFFIRMING! That message HURTS. Try an anti-Christian spin cuz he messed with his body: “Why would you alter the face God gave you, in his image?” Follow with the price tag! Piss off MAGA! It’ll make him look gay, GASP!!!
Botox 😂😂 We get to pay for these clowns insurance while they cut everyone else’s. Insurance does not usually cover plastic surgery but you know these clowns word it so they themselves can actually commit fraud to get it paid for .
I believe some of these premier plans that we pay for do. Melania had her hard encapsulated implants removed and replaced on our dime. St one time young enlisted marine wives could get free breast implants. Weird coverage.
He's talking like he just got several molars removed from his bottom jaw. His face looks swollen.
Looks like someone was able to go get oral surgery on my dime, but of course, I cannot...
I don't know how you do it @atrupar.com I can't even stomach listening to most of them speak. Never really could. I prefer subtitles or transcripts at this point....so thank you for keep is up on things
He totally does look AI! I wonder if Elon's little boys have been working on AI versions of all of them so they can do other things besides their jobs.
Plastic surgeon to the GQP, previous patients include Matt “ Forehead” Gaetz, Kimberly “Big Mouth” Guilfoyle and Ivanka “Daughter Wife” Trump. Buy two, get third 50% off available.
Absolutely! One of my favorite shows of all time. Would love to see Lucifer ask Trump what he desires. I guarantee it would be blonde and possibly a relative.
Looks like an allergic swelling. I understand that happens when your hatred, lying, and being a lickspittle compromises you immune system and makes it work OT until hopefully the head explodes.
I swear that Mike Johnson is a gay man trying to be straight, I find this so hypocritical when a person cannot be who they are and try to control those who are living an honest life. I know he is married but a lot of gay men try to hide then sexual preference.
Remember when he made such a big deal about his porn-tattling app with his son as his partner? Someone tried out thd app and found it was ridiculously sensitive to female forms even clothed, but did not twig to obviously homoerotic content.
You know whenever the RNC comes to town they crash the Grindr app. Every damn time.
This is more common than they’ll ever let on. That’s what makes them so absolutely vile.
It’s intent was not anti gay. The Republican/christian ant LGBT/women make me sick. Everyone should be feel to be who they are. His need to hide his true self is because of what Christians believe to be “normal” is the problem. Mike J is living a lie.
Vance is the one that looks most in the closet to me, but I'm sure there's quite a few.
It is unfortunate that some men will disguise their feelings with hatred and violence. To them, expressing hatred towards gays will paint them as more heterosexual but all it screams is insecurity.
Poor JD. He’ll never look as menacing as VP Mike Pence did when he made a mean, tough guy face & stared down North Korea from the Observation Post Ouellette in the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), near the North Korean border village of Panmunjom. 😏
“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.”
Roald Dahl - The Twits
His father never let him be himself as a boy so religion and rules keep him repressed. He has no feeling because he has always been shamed for being who he really is.
One can always spot a liar. How you ask? How often they blink while lying, looking to a specific side, body language, and how they swallow. Wait?! Mike? What did you swallow? 😂
Didn't have the access to algorithms... from other things he says, I'm not sure that he really understands "algorithms". They aren't some magical thing. If Musk people don't understand how things work and write bad algorithms, the results are wrong.
I know right.....I think it's the fact I not swollen and beaten to a bloody pulp is what's throwing me off. That pervert has lots of skeletons in his closet, he should be in prison
Stephen Colbert should be Mike Johnson impersonator in SNL. Mike Myers did play an impersonator of Musk was an excellent choice. I do agree 👍 what Mike Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert.
They wanted to do this type of cost-cutting... but they weren't able to get to it... for decades... because they lacked the algorithms that DOGE has? Even for a Republican, that is some weak shit.
I've been saying this for a long time. They're not human anymore. They don't get sick or die. The women's faces start melting off and they pin em back up. Total pod people.
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Oz did his hair!
SNL sketch material
How does anyone believe any of this??
These people are such freaks....
We need to give him a stage name.....
Like his god Trump!
WHERE THE F* IS THE MSM SHOVING THIS DOWN MAGA FACES WHILE THEY EAT THEIR JIMMY DEAN’S SANDWICH BEFORE STARTING THIRD SHIFT?
Listen: Ds accept LGBTQ. Rs don’t. SCARE THEM!!
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com
@aoc.bsky.social
But PLEASE PLEASE don’t tie this to gender or trans issues. That message doesn’t hit. Not today in 2025. We’ll remain committed.
nothing is real
nothing to get upset about
Looks like someone was able to go get oral surgery on my dime, but of course, I cannot...
My husband said maybe he got new glasses. Lol
hes national treasure.
Love to know you have a humorous side, too 😆
Have you watched it? Great eye candy show.😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5QBmphmLbc
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Levin and SUCK ASS Mike Johnson.
😂🤣
And yes.
https://youtu.be/btRgY8Yn2zI?si=9ecwqitySV_0vBfH
This is more common than they’ll ever let on. That’s what makes them so absolutely vile.
What makes them vile is the self loathing and the lying, not the gayness.
Just felt the need to clarify. Have a gay day, neighbors.
#SloppySyntax
It is unfortunate that some men will disguise their feelings with hatred and violence. To them, expressing hatred towards gays will paint them as more heterosexual but all it screams is insecurity.
His face looks like he’s trying to convince himself of his own bullshit.
…probably
Roald Dahl - The Twits
Saw another on tv this morning but can’t remember his name.
Unmoving facial features, looks waxy and pale.
https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-johnson-uses-app-alerts-family-porn-covenant-eyes-2023-11
enough choices for even the most discerning calamity.
He’s having gender
Affirming care.