NYPD officials say a massive, citywide hunt for overtime pay is underway. - ThreadSky

cjciaramella.bsky.social • 79 days ago

NYPD officials say a massive, citywide hunt for overtime pay is underway.

Reposted from Read the book Starting Somewhere

This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol

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If it weren't a high-powered CEO or rich person, it would be added to their list, which includes police reports of car stereo thefts from 20+ years ago that will never be solved.

lillly3ls.bsky.social•79 days ago

i think the announcer choked on the word "motive" because he knew it was wrong as he read it? lol

greenakers.bsky.social•79 days ago

Whaddevah, just check da friggin bushes I guess

ekatj.bsky.social•79 days ago

If this supposed to be a joke post? 😉

Sure, move that single branch on the bush, Sherlock. I'm sure it reveals everything beneath it.

coreyogden.bsky.social•79 days ago

😂

shigeyo.bsky.social•79 days ago

👇😞
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marissayoung.bsky.social•79 days ago

It's kind of amazing they picked up the backpack before
anyone else that was in the park.

blondbomber.bsky.social•79 days ago

My children looked for their Easter eggs with more determination.

blondbomber.bsky.social•79 days ago

Remember, the hunt by the NYPD for Jimmy Hoffa's body continues...so there's a chance.

oldblazer.bsky.social•79 days ago

If the guy jumped out of one of the bushes and yelled- I give up you got me!…they would just keep walking enjoying their stroll.

pamgolynx.bsky.social•79 days ago

No wonder the murder solve rate in the US is only 50%

oninopantsu.bsky.social•79 days ago

It looks like they are not used to walking.

niqw.bsky.social•79 days ago

“We will follow every lead” says NYPD captain McShake, “Including that he is currently hiding under a mountain of bush.”

wingfoot1618.bsky.social•79 days ago

😂 so mean

bdyguy.bsky.social•79 days ago

Cops will never turn down overtime

ogg921.bsky.social•79 days ago

Getting their steps in & not risking uneven terrain injuries....

kymi1994.bsky.social•79 days ago

I don’t know if I should cheer or be offended.

valleybutcher.bsky.social•79 days ago

Looks like UHC is the NYPD’s health insurance provider.

happyhermitcrab.bsky.social•79 days ago

It’s like a poorly timed and arranged egg hunt. Ten year olds would hunt more closely.

lordye.bsky.social•79 days ago

Too thorough in my humble opinion

mellowwayne.bsky.social•79 days ago

Fire them all…then never rehire a single police officer again. Come at me bro, I have a Criminal Justice degree. Blue Gang.

dustinmatheny.bsky.social•79 days ago

M pretty sure New York is the one place on the planet where that guy definitely isn’t.

dreastish.bsky.social•79 days ago

And remarkably successful so far!

jonreilly1313.bsky.social•79 days ago

"Donuts? I smell donuts!"

coreyryung.bsky.social•79 days ago

Police were told secret Candy Crush boosters were hidden in the bushes.

caitesq.bsky.social•79 days ago

As a public defender who plays Candy Crush, I take issue with this meme

coreyryung.bsky.social•79 days ago

Who amongst us hasn't had a Candy Crush addiction at one point? (I intentionally didn't transfer my account when I got a new phone so that I wouldn't play it anymore)

wesgo.bsky.social•79 days ago

sintendo69.com•79 days ago

tbf this is how i would search for him

bricktamland.bsky.social•79 days ago

Too bad people don’t put in this much effort to curb white collar and corporate crime.

snarkysteff.bsky.social•79 days ago

•guffaw•

semisweetwilliam.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is the NYPD insured through UHC?

firthermor.bsky.social•79 days ago

I am confident they will find it.

phillyinla.bsky.social•79 days ago

He's likely not even in the country, the state, or the city.

distantreplay.bsky.social•79 days ago

I'm watching this right now with Richard Straus's 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘡𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢 playing in my head.

triciac.bsky.social•79 days ago

I've seen harder workers searching for a lost dog.

zendarva.bsky.social•79 days ago

I really want someone to get the budget for the CEO murder investigation, and compare it to any other random murder in NYC.

lillly3ls.bsky.social•79 days ago

well, they usually clear ~50% of non-white-people's murders (like 80% for white), and if you have to suppose for at LEAST about half of all murders, you probably don't have any question about who did it...

zendarva.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yeah, but like... Dollar per day.

I bet you could extrapolate every other case out in length as far as sanity allows and it still wouldn't hit what they've *already* spent.

lillly3ls.bsky.social•79 days ago

right i'm saying a single mean dollar number won't even say it because it's usually 0, 0 is probably about the median lol

blacklabstwo.bsky.social•79 days ago

Where’s the magnifying glass? Might as well give it a little Sherlock Holmes feel.

blumanvt.bsky.social•79 days ago

Get overtime and your steps in all at once.

whatsupdude.org•79 days ago

This is me every time I am looking for the remote and am too embarrassed to admit that I forgot what I was looking for.

thevaccinationstation.org•79 days ago

neiljrm.bsky.social•79 days ago

If they were told a dozen box of donuts stashed there they would be running

eddiestats.bsky.social•79 days ago

they didn't show the noisemakers NYPD use to alert quarry to their imminent arrival

joegee65.bsky.social•79 days ago

You wonder what REALLY stupid thing they did, to be put on this detail. At least they didn't send them to check illegal parking on Staten Island..they save, that for the REALLY bright lights on the force!

alfalphamale.bsky.social•79 days ago

Def in that bush ..

ccarter84.bsky.social•79 days ago

They look winded

drmattyg.com•79 days ago

Love this, like the guy is hanging out by the fountain or something.

destinysugarbuns.bsky.social•79 days ago

Curses, you found me!

armakproductions.com•79 days ago

😂😂😂😂

danlather.bsky.social•79 days ago

The NYPD is an overfunded and yet still extortionary work program masquerading as law enforcement.

deuceto7.bsky.social•79 days ago

Protection racket.

danlather.bsky.social•79 days ago

rachelbell44.bsky.social•79 days ago

They really need to hire David Simon to come in and doctor this script!

havmom.bsky.social•79 days ago

Metal detector maybe would come in handy?

thegategreeter.bsky.social•79 days ago

I lol'ed

joebeernink.bsky.social•79 days ago

The Killer is still clearly in the park! He must be just waiting to be found there!

iammrsdrake.bsky.social•79 days ago

omchant.bsky.social•79 days ago

At :43 was that the shooter walking around the cops? Looked like him. Just saying .

sbarrett4.bsky.social•79 days ago

Yeah, he’s certainly hiding out in Central Park in December. Makes total sense.

destinysugarbuns.bsky.social•79 days ago

In a bush. He lives in a bush now.

kimberleelynn.bsky.social•79 days ago

GREAT! The guy is long gone, you idiots.

bryanfichter.bsky.social•79 days ago

"Nope. he's not sitting on that rock !"

rhonnie-72.bsky.social•79 days ago

Hope they don't get off the path and get their shoes dirty.

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•79 days ago

Clearly the most efficient and effective way to conduct a search!

kellp02.bsky.social•79 days ago

Looks like a nice, leisurely walk through the park. 🥴

dadbeastlarge.bsky.social•79 days ago

It reminds me of the scene from Elf where the cops are looking for Santa. Joke.

michaelpowell.bsky.social•79 days ago

I’ve seen more attention being given to finding a stick for a dog to play with

anemiab.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sure is. 🙄

stiffelman.bsky.social•79 days ago

Triple time was passed by sixty per cent of the force four days ago.

crankyunicorn.bsky.social•79 days ago

At least they're forcing the cops to do some exercise and touch grass.

tyclovehitch.bsky.social•79 days ago

Lifted from the Chicks' official video for "Goodbye Earl".
Prescient.

themooncusser.bsky.social•79 days ago

Look more like your typical DPW workers...

ktheintz.bsky.social•79 days ago

They might hit 10k steps on their Fitbit for once

rddharrowsmith.bsky.social•79 days ago

And how many of those cops have been fucked over by United Healthcare Inc?

gapedsrn.bsky.social•79 days ago

😂

karlrolson.com•79 days ago

I bet they've already spent orders of magnitude more than the 50K info reward on overtime already.

jonnyrev.bsky.social•79 days ago

No fucker wants to catch him, it's hilarious

lunula-designs.bsky.social•79 days ago

NYPD started walking club

mp-mp.bsky.social•79 days ago

lol... yeah, they really look like they're into it 😆

spartanfan056.bsky.social•79 days ago

I doubt many of the officers consider this a good use of their time. Many of them are probably like us. Not a lot of sympathy for the guy that runs the company that constantly fucks us all over.

vickiels.bsky.social•79 days ago

Stay on the path.🤦‍♀️

fitforpurpose.bsky.social•79 days ago

No one ever leaves the path do they? I mean there’s probably signs saying keep off the grass or something and no one would break the rules!

bamwonky.bsky.social•79 days ago

Nicely done.

markschweitzer.bsky.social•79 days ago

They look like me at 8 years old, searching the neighborhood for castoff pop bottles to turn in for the deposit so I could get some candy.

camyers.bsky.social•79 days ago

That killer is not hiding in the bushes in Central Park. How stupid. This is for show.

maggiemcneill.bsky.social•79 days ago

I can't imagine living in a place where gangs of violent thugs are allowed to swagger around like that.

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