I think it's more a long-time cumulative effect. Like,.one a day for a week might perk up your mood a bit, with the mood-perking increasing with continued consumption. But seven at once may mean your demise
If you are over 10 years old, they don’t work as well. You start thinking about things like cost, the environment, calories, fatty foods and it takes away the fun. It sux yo be a grown up
Enough to satiate the animal urge inside you to grab the nearest executive and tear his throat out while screaming obscenities at the drive thru window to their lackeys to set the fry-a-lator to "burn this fucker down!"
I'm sorry, is that too vivid? Too real? Fuck depression, set phasers to "Revolt"
Nonono it's not the food that makes you happy, it's the small brightly coloured pieces of plastic specifically designed to occupy the dead space in your rubbish bin. See? You're happy now. It's all about perspective.
I’m happy to say I have never darkened the door of any fast food restaurant ever. My wife would often mock me for this while stuffing down a Big Mac and in between mouthfuls saying “ you’d hate it.”
Oh, the happiness is not for the person who eats them, it’s that while you’re screaming kids are eating a happy meal, you get a little bit of peace and quiet.
You might have missed the point after the first one Matt, simliar to Redbull's AD about getting wings, might be an AD that is above your understanding. Having more energy feels like attaining a wing from caffeine, kids attain Joy when ADs tell them so, I like the toy and small portion; Joy attained.
TFW you realise that the “Happy” in “Happy Meal” actually applies to McDonald’s rather than yourself. After all, you’ve just nudged up their profits a tiny bit more. 😄
Just keep buying and eating them until your paycheck runs out. So in about a half hour. It will start working then. I know this because I graduated from Trust Me Bro university, in Feenix
The "Happy" applies to McDonald's, who are thrilled that they were able to develop a business model that allows then to sell millions and millions of these terrible meals at a steep profit.
I'd rather spend the money going to a local dive for a cheap burger and a beer. At least one of those will be better tasting, and enough of the other I won't care about the sadness.
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Remember one in seven dwarves are NOT Happy.
*that follows this man
I'm sorry, is that too vivid? Too real? Fuck depression, set phasers to "Revolt"
Absolutely hysterical!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Then you need only one!
on tv
then magic
I mean really.
😳
He and his Mom were PISSED!
When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
ZERO
You must have negative Happy Points.
You are not suppose to BUY a Happy Meal.
Only Think of a Happy Meal will make you happy.
So much cheaper !
I'd rather spend the money going to a local dive for a cheap burger and a beer. At least one of those will be better tasting, and enough of the other I won't care about the sadness.