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makeshermark.bsky.social • 16 days ago

No! No!!

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funmandave.bsky.social•16 days ago

I couldn’t do that if I were paid to as a practical joke. Yeccch!

dmschmeyer.bsky.social•16 days ago

...at some point certain thoughts pass through certain brains and that person goes "yeah, okay, let's move forward with this".

And I'm fascinated by how many things needed to go wrong in that process to produce this highlight

notarizona.bsky.social•16 days ago

Violence

glenmaffews.bsky.social•16 days ago

jacketdan.bsky.social•16 days ago

This was a plot point in an episode of Sex and the City!

katieshook.bsky.social•16 days ago

Letterman Lew!

screechysaywha.bsky.social•16 days ago

That's a whole lot of money to spend on a second date you're going to sabotage like *that*

eschneider.bsky.social•16 days ago

Not all men are self-aware.

voidfemme.bsky.social•16 days ago

In fact, I'd argue most of them are not.

twesq.bsky.social•16 days ago

mhm, no

jonfmorse.com•16 days ago

Pretty sure I'd have finished my meal and then, y'know, figured out a way to burn some extra calories

joshuajfriedman.com•16 days ago

wtaf

makeshermark.bsky.social•16 days ago

in a way it’s good, because could you imagine living like this for the rest of your life?

they’re not using paper napkins at galatoires either

joshuajfriedman.com•16 days ago

Absolutely—better to know immediately!

No doubt the date thoughtfully chose Galatoire's because of the cloth napkins, knowing the food pulp would be tastefully concealed

boombazookajoe.bsky.social•16 days ago

My calorie-counting brother in Christ, you ruined your chance of getting bonus cardio that could've burned off dinner

athensgrease.bsky.social•16 days ago

what the fuck lol

callmemrwiggles.bsky.social•16 days ago

Disaster

jimadamsgeo.bsky.social•16 days ago

I just got slightly ill...

yopauliefl.bsky.social•16 days ago

DAFUQ

shannamh.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is a terrible day to have eyes.

hulcricket.bsky.social•16 days ago

ha haaaaaa this is the good stuff

makeshermark.bsky.social•16 days ago

in that it makes every other second date seem fine?

hulcricket.bsky.social•16 days ago

sex cider ex was third date so yeah idk

also we dated for 2 years after that

nikolaidenmark.bsky.social•16 days ago

Tilly, has anyone ever questioned your decision-making vis a vis relationships?

hulcricket.bsky.social•16 days ago

no, why?

nikolaidenmark.bsky.social•16 days ago

Just wondering. Please, do carry on.

snarkypanda.bsky.social•16 days ago

me: i'm a pretty okay guy
*reads story*
me: i might be a god amongst fools

eschneider.bsky.social•16 days ago

You can go a long way with just being kind and having a personality.

mikevachow.bsky.social•16 days ago

Purely academic point, but every human ever born reaches their calorie limit just by thinking about Galatoire’s. I just put on 5 lbs fantasizing about the oysters en brochette.