my wife is on here, even, but I've still run into heavy weather trying to explain the clocks and the shop and so on. She was glad to hear about the Ghostbusters review.
mrs. rincewind, i come from a long and proud history of tightpussys. first of my name, i simply broadcast and represent myself earnestly no differently from someone with the last name tailor or smith. such is the way of the land
"Why I am laughing so hard in the bean aisle"
"Why I yelled HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT when we were looking at a clock"
"Why am i getting up at midnight to howl"
And the best one
"No, skeets and reskeets are not a weird sexgame, I promise"
My wife's on here, and lurks like mad, but also, like, knows everyone. I was not a Twitter user, so I always feel like I'm just kind of on the periphery watching people relive a bunch of inside jokes. But hey... it's this or being responsible...
Once my partner fell asleep leaned against me, and I started browsing bluesky while he rested. After a few minutes, he woke back up and asked what I was up to online. "Catching up on the news," I said. "What's the latest news from"—he said, leaning over me to see the screen—"Katie... Tight...pussy?"
Katie you should change your display name to Jenny Tightpussy for a week and she could change hers to Katie Tightpants and it we would laugh and laugh and laugh
I was showing my wife the shirt I bought and she looked at it confused for a while and then asked “Is this a reference to something?” This was followed by me showing her the clocksky feed, by which she did not seem entertained by or enthusiastic about.
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Is she of the Gloucestershire Tightpussies or the Sussex Tightpussies?
Perhaps I should've just said "The Tightpussy Store" to see what they said.
"but... why that name?"
Jones was taken
"Why I yelled HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT when we were looking at a clock"
"Why am i getting up at midnight to howl"
And the best one
"No, skeets and reskeets are not a weird sexgame, I promise"
Hurray!
"Ok, and?"
"That's all of it actually"
"Who is Katie Tightpussy?"
then I asked if he wanted to know what Katie Tightpussy is most famous for
he said no
i told him anyway
clocks