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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
explaining to people why i'm sticky before they ask me
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benedictsred.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Beekeeping, I reckon.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
depends on the day
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benedictsred.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Somedays, it’s beeshooing or beewrangling.
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popezebbidiexii.bsky.social
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76 days ago
this not my first beedeo
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kurtshriner.bsky.social
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76 days ago
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
@davecactus.bsky.social pls scold Jason like "Jason."
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benedictsred.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Wow, calling in other people to scold me now. Afraid of getting your hands sticky. 😔
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Not afraid but rather they already are
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beckybunzy.bsky.social
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76 days ago
important
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
👏🏻 <-- they're almost stuck
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qwertying.bsky.social
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76 days ago
I’ll be stuck on you before you’re ever stuck on me.
—Band Aid.
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
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76 days ago
HAHAHAHAHA
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walruslifestyle.bsky.social
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76 days ago
friend: it's really rainin--
doof: I KILLED A MAN
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
☠️
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raytheonofficial.bsky.social
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76 days ago
"I have that virus that makes your skin make glue"
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kinchman.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Please don't. Leave it a surprise.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Have you ever known me to not say a thing
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kinchman.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Jamais, ma Doof.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Syrup accident at the IHOP, that’s my bet.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Nice try
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hushjared.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Keep my name out of it
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Listen, if the puddle fits
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desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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75 days ago
I tried explaining to people how to make me sticky before they ask but it doesn't go over well in pleasant company
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beefunwellington.bsky.social
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75 days ago
I guess I’m not pleasant company.
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shade5.bsky.social
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76 days ago
I just tell them it’s Christmas tree sap
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Help I've been flocked
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shade5.bsky.social
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76 days ago
😂😂😂
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
😉
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verboseminimalist.gay
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76 days ago
It's only polite not to make them ask
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ox45tallboy.bsky.social
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76 days ago
But keeping them guessing is more fun.
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aghastronaut.com
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76 days ago
Is it glob?
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flakyfoont.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Carry around one of those liter-sized jars of Nutella and a cooking spoon. That way you won't need to say a word.
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yourhappyhost.com
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76 days ago
is this a sex thing
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
sometimes but today it's adhesive
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yourhappyhost.com
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76 days ago
hot tape action!
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hot2thedutch.bsky.social
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76 days ago
"nice to meet ya"
"I'm sticky from the juice"
"what?"
"I'm sticky from the juice"
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
'xactly how it goes
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bette.bsky.social
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76 days ago
my boss told me to stop doing this as "you work from home, please stop bringing it up or we'll have to involve HR". which I think we can all agree is pretty rude
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Home. It is so sticky
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bette.bsky.social
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76 days ago
who has the budget for a cleaner, in this economy
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surprisedface.bsky.social
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76 days ago
But after the hug
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
[Few extra pats on your back for good measure] yeah that's about right
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donfordvoice.bsky.social
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76 days ago
You know, I was going to ask, but your story gives me all the answers I might require!
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Well I have a lot more answers but we're stuck together now so we should have time
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donfordvoice.bsky.social
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76 days ago
And I was worried about what I was going to get you for Christmas this year.
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welcome2absurdia.bsky.social
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76 days ago
My husband and I play a game called “Why am I sticky?” And you’d be surprised at how many different reasons there are. (Or perhaps you would not…)
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pamtoo.bsky.social
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76 days ago
It's the sugar, spice and everything nice, right?
RIGHT?!
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Of course 😍
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lamsoyd.bsky.social
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76 days ago
sounds like a real adhesive-implied situation
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Hi yes they stuck sensors on my face
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lamsoyd.bsky.social
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76 days ago
knew it
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docpsych.bsky.social
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67 days ago
😊
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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76 days ago
We need separate movie theaters and roller rinks DO YOU HEAR ME CITY
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Is this slushee machine or pinball
OH NO
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
You can put adhesive remover on your face I'm sure it will be fine
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surfrich3.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Ohhh
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clowndro.bsky.social
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67 days ago
@favskeet2.bsky.social
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ramblon.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Personally, I prefer a mystery.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
I am sticky and unmysterious
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ramblon.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Bearded & baffling here. Nice to meet you.
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toowoke2joke.on.computer
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76 days ago
Saw that on a bumper sticker.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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76 days ago
They're sticky too
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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76 days ago
Overheard
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—Band Aid.
doof: I KILLED A MAN
"I'm sticky from the juice"
"what?"
"I'm sticky from the juice"
RIGHT?!
OH NO