I want to spring clean my internal organs when the sun comes out. I feel dusty inside - ThreadSky

ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 10 days ago

I want to spring clean my internal organs when the sun comes out. I feel dusty inside

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benedictsred.bsky.social•10 days ago

I get a colonic every quarter done with Coke. If it cleans battery terminals that well..

corduroybandit.bsky.social•9 days ago

Top tip - my doctor says always open the can first.

patistajcar.bsky.social•10 days ago

My mom always made us a dandelion salad in the spring. She called it her spring tonic😁❤️ good for your insides

confuzation.bsky.social•10 days ago

pnwwoman.bsky.social•9 days ago

Try owning a 61 year old uterus!

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•9 days ago

I got mine taken out in my early 30s

weareallstardust.bsky.social•9 days ago

Colon Cleanser tea.

simulflow.bsky.social•9 days ago

I wish there was something like a bottle brush that I could ram into my throat and scrub out my lungs

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•9 days ago

Have you tried White Castle? That always works for me.

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

Taco Bell has more locations and is very reliable in that department.

crawdaddy37.bsky.social•5 days ago

Prune juice

yourhappyhost.com•9 days ago

Polishing up my kidneys right now!

nutsling.bsky.social•9 days ago

https://www.pureformen.com/products/pure-for-her

lovesaloophole.bsky.social•9 days ago

May I recommend some hearty tequila?

gotham-lark.bsky.social•9 days ago

And that's the reminder to start fasting for my colonoscopy tomorrow. 😂

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

What’s your choice for the clean out, phone or bathroom book?

howhardy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Broccoli helps😉

maxenurse.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah but you have to take off the rough bits before insertion.

palomastovall.bsky.social•9 days ago

I’ve wanted to power wash mine before

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•9 days ago

Same

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

https://www.healthline.com/health/perineum-sunning

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•10 days ago

I probably don't need seasonal depression or this pallor for the spring either. Let's toss those in the donation box

hippopeteamus.bsky.social•10 days ago

Who do you hate enough to donate them to?

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•10 days ago

I don't hate but figure someone may need them in the winter and lots are experiencing that as it gets warmer

hippopeteamus.bsky.social•10 days ago

Oh yes good point throw 'em over here

kn3rds.bsky.social•9 days ago

Iiiiiiit’s poopin time!

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•9 days ago

Goals

sarco.bsky.social•9 days ago

You know me, dusty on the inside and crusty on the outside

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•9 days ago

I call you Grilled Cheese

writingdcm.bsky.social•10 days ago

Same. I’m trying to get Fifi the duster from Beauty & the Beast to help but I’m sure there’s a waitlist

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

You should check your Roomba’s instruction manual.

writingdcm.bsky.social•8 days ago

I only got the basic model but I’m terrible with modding robots so I could probably get it to a point where it would want to eviscerate me!

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•8 days ago

You’re assuming it doesn’t already. I mean the poor thing does spend all its time picking up after you.

ikapoz.bsky.social•10 days ago

egoode.bsky.social•10 days ago

Call your gastroenterologist. Ask for a colonoscopy. They'll give you the instructions to clear EVERYTHING out...

smurfmasterjym.bsky.social•9 days ago

Taint tanning time?

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