what's with the obsession over sperm quality? even if you want kids you don't need that many sperm cells - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 23 hours ago

what's with the obsession over sperm quality? even if you want kids you don't need that many sperm cells

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otherverseg.bsky.social•22 hours ago

So many microplastics in my semen this is how my first born came out looking.

fleetingrain.bsky.social•23 hours ago

You only need one spermatozoon anyway

forbiddenqt.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Nutting in my wife and wondering if she's cheating on me when our child is entirely made out of plastic

timonic.bsky.social•23 hours ago

You just need one good one

poopscoop.bsky.social•1 hour ago

They’re braindead and don’t understand sperm cells or any other aspect of reproduction - sperm to them is just magic man potion and the more you have and the “better” it is the more man you are

celquirin.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Okay but if it'll actually get them to care about the environment and plastic overconsumption I say let them delude themselves for at least a lil bit

kingal.bsky.social•21 hours ago

loving this, would like to voice my uncritical support for twitter as vector for koro syndrome

dalivelyghost.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I welcome the microplastics. My child will be 80% abs plastic RG Hi Nu Gundam with Hyper Mega Bazooka Launcher

bluesuedepuma.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Eugenics Dad: “I have the best semen. My children will be perfect.”

Actual Dad: “Oh you sad silly little man…you have no idea, do you…”

chaoskid.bsky.social•21 hours ago

The more microplastics you have down there, the less this hurts.

shuchancellor.online•23 hours ago

its all eugenics and phrenology and rhetoric masking white "replacement theory", these guys are super weird

morguebrain.bsky.social•23 hours ago

They seem to think about semen a lot..

castlehair.bsky.social•4 hours ago

I think it has some weird link to masculinity or something, like this just sounds like a repackaged "the soy is ruining men" arguement

darksidestraxus.bsky.social•22 hours ago

It’s your classic eugenics mixed in with the modern version of the great replacement theory.

These Nazi weirdos aren’t exactly subtle.

begoccab.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Personally not a fan of plastic interfering with any of my biological functions ngl

sabrinathebitch.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Manliness is stored in the balls

nickgrayson95.bsky.social•23 hours ago

i'm just happy they have something to play with in there

reft01.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You can have a billion super sperms but it doesn't change that if you care that much about the quality and quantity of your sperm you probably aren't talking to women (the other half of the whole baby thing)

chrispmueller.bsky.social•13 hours ago

No, read it in Matt Berry voice.
Plastic sperm is hot!
Plastic sperm is in!
I want some plastic sperm!
Plastic sperm it shall be!

bazthetiger.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I genuinely think those eugenics obsessed losers think the higher their sperm quality the better their imaginary children will be

xdresstera.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I think it's because low sperm counts make it harder to impregnate a woman because so many fall in the journey but I feel like some men heard the first part and thought more and better sperms = good which is probably also capitalistic influenced but they don't know you really only need one

xdresstera.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Like, I really, truly, genuinely believe some of them think the "plap plap get pregnant" thing has a grain of truth and the harder and deeper you fuck, the more likely a fertilization is.

freedompimp2012.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Who is to say the microplastics effects will be deleterious

ellen-musk-ox.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Anecdotal, but I do know an OBGYN who ditched all her plasticware, synthetic clothing, etc.

And she's trying to conceive.

goosname.bsky.social•22 hours ago

sperm playin lego, learnin stem

jessedusk.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I hope my microplastics choke the parasitic little shits.

segajennesiss.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I usually agree with you but if your sperm is weakened and they all suck at swimming that's bad news. Also could potentially have awful health effects on any future children. regardless microplastics in our organs is fucked up tho

segajennesiss.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Altho I think the person in the screenshot is one of those "everybody needs to have kids" weirdos from what the other replies are saying and that's weird, but people who want to have kids should be concerned over the microplastics thing

ryedog.bsky.social•23 hours ago

To not be a horrible sinner you need have sex only once per child so it must work the first time

Cause female anatomy isnt complicated at all either obv /s

orc.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I want my kids to have as much plastic in their DNA as possible.

diahane.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Some people just like their raw unpasteurised semen, you know

bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Oh your sperm are fast and strong? She let my sperm hit the ovum because they're goofy

shadowtalon.bsky.social•22 hours ago

tbh with how much abortion and maybe even contraception is getting fucked, having shitty sperm could get you laid, gonna start leading off by saying how full of microplastics my balls are

mai-of-the-fire.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Insecure men engaging in yet another dick-measuring contest by another name.

(I do hope they realize how pathetically insecure it makes them look.)

eurydiceluv.bsky.social•19 hours ago

We got a million of those guys dying in us every day. A little plastic snack isn't gonna hurt them.

justaspudboy.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I will say I don’t love knowing that there’s plastic in my testicles on a conceptual level but to this point it hasn’t had any practical effect so far as I can tell

akifirebird.bsky.social•23 hours ago

True, I just shoot out one really big cumulon

fictionaluser.bsky.social•15 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/extrafabulous.bsky.social/post/3lgxqiw3a322y

Sincerest apologies for sharing this.

castirony.bsky.social•22 hours ago

https://youtu.be/a9cv8aAXOYs

akifirebird.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Exactly

chokes.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Tastes worse

kokorozek.satan.social•23 hours ago

Sometimes it's surprisingly hard to make kids I guess? I dunno I've never tried it myself

ms-accel.bsky.social•23 hours ago

What if supplying the sperm cells with tiny plastic tools could help

xdresstera.bsky.social•21 hours ago

The sperm cell that is the fastest and cuts a bitch the hardest will prevail. Natural selection wins the day again.

k1llg0r3.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Need literally 1 I could do it w my estrogenated ass

red-handed.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Having too many also messes things up

abomba-zachar.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Yeah I am concerned about the microplastics in all our heads. Thinking it's just going to be lead poisoning America, round 2: the search for the smoothest brain.

zell2036.com•12 hours ago

If you measure them with any actually meaningful metrics, they'd fall short of average. They can always believe they've got the greatest sperm, tho

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