Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
https://theonion.com/rotation-of-earth-plunges-entire-north-american-contine-1819568317/
https://theonion.com/rotation-of-earth-plunges-entire-north-american-contine-1819568317/
Comments
Must come down,
Spinning wheel,
got to go 'round...
🚬😎
No, um… I mean… how terrible!!!
*backs away slowly*
#MarriedWithChildren
This is almost as bad as finding out 70% of the Earth's surface is contaminated by Di-Hydrogen Monoxide!!! We need to get RFK, Jr. on this issue, STAT!
Ahuramazda, when will this pestilence end!?
Hilarious.
lol.
Even worse: plastics are breaking down to cellular level as NANOPLASTICS.
It wasn't Canada! It's was America who did this!
Love Canada.
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After typing this, this person was later found dead due to imbibing an unknown toxin.
Where's my edit button!
The horror.
Right.
Don't believe the disinformation. Have you ever heard of the Earth rotating like that? Of course not. Earth just sits there, forever.
Believe nothing.
The natives were weird - they did not speak English.
Meanwhile Magas can take comfort that this is an ideal opportunity to colonise the Sun.
Fixed it for you.
-- Firesign Theatre
We tried everything; nobody could stop it.
Thank Trump!