Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself
https://theonion.com/woman-enjoys-process-of-planning-suicide-more-than-actual-suicide-itself/
https://theonion.com/woman-enjoys-process-of-planning-suicide-more-than-actual-suicide-itself/
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Stop perpetuating stigma for clicks.
#MentalHealthMatters
Neurotypicals ruin everything lol
I'm still okay, for now. I didn't mean to cause any alarm.
Thanks for your kind words. ✌️
Be safe 💕
Such shame!
It’s irresponsible for Ben to publish it.
Ben is silent. He is about the algorithm now.
Die mad.
It is more fun to plan one's suicide than to actually undertake it.
This is so true
The scenery from midway point or something
How terribly ironic & extremely unsurprising.
I thought it was funny and also relatable.
No need for this. And so much risk to life.
Just clueless about actual responsibility in shit that’s said.
The Onion used to be fantastic at pushing UP.
@bencollins.bsky.social bought it and starts pushing DOWN?
Wut?
😞
And to everyone who doesn't enjoy gallows humour, you don't need to subscribe to the page and are welcome to block it. It's not for everyone, but TheOnion has never been PG. This isn't a Bible study.
Sincerely,
a suicide survivor.
& They can be found commenting on this post out of their coveted toxic shaming & pseudo-moral delusions of "superiority."
For instance, they employ trashy methods such as apologizing for other people's feelings & experiences
https://blog.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines/
WTAF.
Wild.
When low hanging fruit in a few paragraphs mocking suicide and suicide idealization is the best you got? You aren’t great.
Not even a fucking footnote disclaimer to seek assistance.
Fuck. That.
This post still up.
Because that was the point.
Try Jesus!
Or boobies!
Please care for you.
People who have felt like this: thank you onion, I feel seen.
https://www.mayoclinichealthsystem.org/hometown-health/speaking-of-health/8-common-myths-about-suicide
This was definitely written by someone who knows the experience which makes it funny.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
I was born laughing at the void. It laughed back.
Now we’re roommates. It leaves crumbs.
#TiggyTalk #VoidSnacks #MorbidityIsMyLoveLanguage #EmotionallyUnstableStable #NeuralViz
People who feel this all the time: " I feel seen🥹. I'm not alone"
But they're adults now. The ones in my head are not real. I'd be letting the real ones down by giving up on my own life. I want to carry their love forward.
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This was 100% written by someone who understands. I need more dark humor.