They're going to make a musical out of Ghosts Can't Do It - it's like Hamilton except starring a real president. every night Trump will show up and re-enact his scene with Bo Derek.
Ted Nugent will be lighting up the crowd by demonstrating defecating in his pants to avoid the draft. Trump will be in the balcony applauding and finally feels he’s not alone.
*(featuring that one singer who managed to gain control of the IP because he had writing credit on a couple of the original songs and then sacked the rest of the original members and replaced them with phonies)
In this one Brick's a big tough football player who punches Goober out and has vigorous manly sex with Maggie and definitely doesn't hint at any funny stuff with Skipper. In the end Big Daddy beats cancer because he's just that great, and trades Big Mama in for a Russian hooker who does A level.
We're going to get musical versions of all of the movies where Kevin Sorbo stars as a pastor, the duece Bigelow, and all the non-Ray Donovan movies jon Voight has done in the past 5 years.
But, the poster will have to include, “Best known for his brief role as ‘Chachi’ on “Happy Days”and the awful and, thankfully short-lived, “Joanie Loves Chachi.”
Hair Furor FatFuck will play the lead Nazi in a reworking of The Sound of Music and his mooks will round up the Von Trapps and send them to the concentration camp ovens.
Midsummer Night's Dream has a lot of parts to go around so all the prominent magas could be in it. James Woods as the jackass and Kyle Rittenhouse as Puck.
I was remembering Dreyfuss doing a reading on the radio that was pretty embarrassing. You could tell by the way he was accenting the wrong words that he didn't understand the text at all, but it didn't stop him from trying to sound lofty and literature-ish. 😬
Maybe get Jon Voight to reprise his role as Joe Buck in “Midnight Cowboy”?? Only this time he’s not a gay prostitute, instead he hunts immigrants. Ye the Nazi directs, of course.
AIDS is actually the hero in this one. And the Mormon guy? He remains in his loveless marriage out of duty, explaining to the audience that using fantasies about men while having sex with their lesbian wives is the way for gay men to avoid the camps!
I suspect the joke is that Rosanne Barr would maim the role - as in causing physical harm. I presume this is because she is no longer regarded as a popular actor due to her political views.
I'm not familiar with the play, so i have no idea whether the joke as I understand it is appropriate.
Kennedy Center honors Kid Rock with a medley of his songs being performed by country music superstar and Kennedy Center Honoree Lara Trump (ear plugs provided free of charge)
You joke but Scott Baio was the first crush of many women here in their 40s. We all wanted Charles to be in charge of us. If he hadn’t gone all MAGA, this guy would be the king of the Hallmark rom com right now.
As a kid, I loved him as Chachi. Fortunately, Mark Hamill - who is a much better human - usurped the throne of my little heart by the time I was nine. 😍
Couldn't someone just have given $$ for this guy to run a Last Vegas hotel/show palace 12 yrs ago and saved the US all this...This!
All he wants is $$, golf time, "importance"... And for his mob friends to respect him.
Well are we concerned they are transferring the money and going to detonate while they fly to Russia? Bc guess what, they have no plan and the only reason you have no plan is....
"He's a good match. I make the best matches. I gotta lot of respect for Montague, he's tough but he's a very close friend, and I think Paris just needs to accept that....
You made me laugh out loud… 🤣 I predict the next Kennedy Honors show will have 50% empty seats, the rest filled with Kid Rock & family & ratings will be dismal.
Everything he touches he destroys.
Sad.
We’ll have to rebuild when he’s gone…
Woods as Claudius. Dumps Gertrude, marries Ophelia, exiles Hamlet, makes Laertes chancellor, does nothing as Polonius goes to jail, and puts Rosencrantz, Guildernstern and Yorick in charge of the treasury before selling Denmark to Fortinbras. Repeatedly calls the Ghost King sad and a loser.
LOL...that is a HORRIBLE thing to even think about. My old theatre...we opened it with the Madness of George III, by the Royal Nat'l Theatre of London & Al Pacino's Salome. Fast forward to 2007, the theatre was sold to Jerry Springer & Maury Povich!! Those horrible shows were shot on OUR STAGE!
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Nuremburg rallies will be held
Max Bialystock needs to make a comeback
“The death of the orange crayon eater and presented at the Kennedy center
And love the fact that nobody shows up
(no homo).
“FritoLay Center presents ‘Death of a Salesman’ starring Scott Baio”
No curtain call, of course.
while Hulk Hogan singing Opera will bring down the House— literally.
#KennedyCenter
#FelonTraitorTrump
sorry, no go from here.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this fucked up timeline!
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I'm not familiar with the play, so i have no idea whether the joke as I understand it is appropriate.
Make Minsteral Shows Great Again. 😔
Sugar Dumb Scary
At least he'll finally have an acting job again.
All he wants is $$, golf time, "importance"... And for his mob friends to respect him.
Instead RU got the US as a door prize.
You’re in the climax of the prequel…
"Yo, I'm your worst nightmare".
"He's a good match. I make the best matches. I gotta lot of respect for Montague, he's tough but he's a very close friend, and I think Paris just needs to accept that....
Scored by Kid Rick
🎼I met the Mayor of Providence🎵
He said Wah wah wah🎶
FORGOT Sorbo was in it.🍌
Everything he touches he destroys.
Sad.
We’ll have to rebuild when he’s gone…