[Reincarnation agent in the Bardo]: Yes, that's right. This time.
[Cat]: Cool, cool. So I can come back as human next go round?
[Agent, looking at file]: Well, seeeee, you picked "cat" so.....
[Cat]: Shit. Nine lives. Damn it.
[Agent]Have you tried knocking stuff off shelves? That's fun.
I've had four cats in my life and not a single one has ever reacted to a mirror as if it was anything but a blank wall. At least one of them is exactly the kind of cat you'd expect to spend an hour in a standoff with their own reflection.
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Just a precaution.
Cool!
[Cat]: Cool, cool. So I can come back as human next go round?
[Agent, looking at file]: Well, seeeee, you picked "cat" so.....
[Cat]: Shit. Nine lives. Damn it.
[Agent]Have you tried knocking stuff off shelves? That's fun.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5v4zCHRf8Ro
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoom_Cat_Lawyer