i was telling my husband "i don't filter my notifications on bluesky bc i think it's rude. my account is my castle and i am the queen and it would be rude of me not to listen to what my subjects have to say" and he was like "shouldn't you be getting ready for work"
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AND YET I SCROLL,
O LORD,
I SCROLL
the Lorde’s work!
"babe we're at a funeral"
*curtsies in obeisance
[kneels down and offers a skeet about the folgers incest commercial]
Him: ah yeah, that's great, have you seen the car keys?
You: ...I cannot find the keys to the royal chariot either
Are you coming to bed.
No, there are ppl being wrong on the Internet.