I wish the San Antonio Zoo was on here bc they are unbelievably funny on social media and also if you give them $10 they will name a cockroach after someone you hate and then feed it to an animal at the zoo - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 15 days ago

I wish the San Antonio Zoo was on here bc they are unbelievably funny on social media and also if you give them $10 they will name a cockroach after someone you hate and then feed it to an animal at the zoo

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abbiestev.bsky.social•15 days ago

I wonder if, for $20, they'll send you a video of the naming ceremony and feeding frenzy.

saavikford.bsky.social•15 days ago

I mean… we’ve got this?

lookitup.baby•15 days ago

Minnesota Zoo is also doing this!

marshviper.bsky.social•15 days ago

hope their animals like the taste of Elon Musk

caniacjean.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'd love to see what "name" gets eaten the most.

rotorouter.bsky.social•15 days ago

FWIW they do let you enter the name of public figures.

caniacjean.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm sure they do, hence my intrigue

notskybound.bsky.social•15 days ago

brookfield zoo in IL does this too!

kinchman.bsky.social•15 days ago

RELATED: Three iguanas from the lizard exhibit had to be treated after gorging on too many "Donald Trumps".

dragratsurvivor.bsky.social•15 days ago

Our local animal shelter does this with litter boxes. $5 and they write the name on the liners.

twilightfan69.bsky.social•15 days ago

do they know this is a spell lmao

mmmccarthy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Went there over winter break and my daughter loved the Valentines promotions. She’s talked about it for weeks. That place is awesome.

botticellibelle.bsky.social•15 days ago

OK but does it have to be an Ex, or can we get them to write Elon on all of them?

jhaedin.bsky.social•15 days ago

Might buy some Musk roaches.

dizzly.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thanks for the reminder! I donated for a rat, named for my department chair. Not my ex, but still satisfying, and for a good cause. They’re a great zoo to visit.

catblossom.bsky.social•15 days ago

OK but the cat rescue doing the "neuter your ex" to fund their TNR program is hilarious

brooklynxman.bsky.social•15 days ago

You know, cockroachs have an odor. A certain...musk...you could say.

kernunno.bsky.social•15 days ago

That has calories

rosethornne.bsky.social•15 days ago

(Headline, one month later)
San Antonio Zoo Animals Extremely Overweight From Eating All The Cockroaches Named trump* and Elon - huge stockpiles of more elons and trump*s waiting to be eaten