Don't worry, everyone. Chuck Schumer is on the case and he's *pretty* sure he can get everyone aisle seats on the flight to El Salvador. - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Don't worry, everyone. Chuck Schumer is on the case and he's *pretty* sure he can get everyone aisle seats on the flight to El Salvador.

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

Trump threatens to put American citizens on deportation flights to a slave prison in El Salvador

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mysterydasein.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hmm, do you think we could focus on the MAGA monsters instead Chuck Schumer?

doebeekeet.bsky.social•3 days ago

The courts are focusing on the MAGA monsters at least as effectively as most of us can.

Schumer deserves all the smoke after last week. His “redemption media tour” isn’t doing him, or us, any favors.

daedricnonsense.bsky.social•3 days ago

tipsybellows.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rape a woman - if you get charged is less than this. Domestically abuse your wife - if believed less time than this. Murder a woman during abuse - less time.

suhails.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like the window.

loganws.bsky.social•3 days ago

and a walkman

sarahdactyl.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's definitely getting one. He *might* be able to get us one too.

vigneron.bsky.social•2 days ago

But I prefer a window seat

cymchoke.bsky.social•3 days ago

He can definitely get us aisle seats, but he needs to wait a bit for Trump’s poll numbers to come down first.

thesoutherndad.bsky.social•3 days ago

This would be funny if it weren't so close to being true.

mrcathands.bsky.social•3 days ago

hotelalhamra.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah, because flying a middle seat and being abused at an El Salvadoran concentration camp is basically getting tortured twice.

otisredfoot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sen Thune furiously shoving his AirPods in while on the stationary bike when he sees Schumer walking into the gym.

perspectivem.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, these must be the seats he's great at filling!

lpaton83.bsky.social•3 days ago

And a nice in-flight meal.

davidlovinger.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m holding out for economy plus fella

lululovesty.bsky.social•3 days ago

🔥

gggsw3.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thug - white folks code for people of color, oh not white/orange folks.

lilyisacat5.bsky.social•3 days ago

He gets on the flight first.

noodlesaddiction.bsky.social•3 days ago

If I'm going to jail for 20 years for torching a stupid Tesla, I might as well torch Trump Tower.

experimental22.bsky.social•3 days ago

Schumer is fully prepared to talk about stopping deportations to El Salvador when it is Democratic senators are the ones being deported. That’s when he thinks the crisis will be at hand.

rcmoore.bsky.social•3 days ago

“I’m not saying getting on this flight is a good choice. It’s not. It’s a bad option. I respect those who say we shouldn’t. But if we *don’t* get on this flight to El Salvador, who knows where he’ll send us! He could send us on a rocket ship straight to the sun! So we really have no other choice”

bcnjake.bsky.social•3 days ago

“To Deny Trump What He Wants, We Must Give Him Exactly What He Wants,” by Chuck Schumer

kfanyo.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's about where I am...

donmurf.bsky.social•2 days ago

They’re going to send people with tramp stamps to Guatemala.

dangermouse911.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nuts too?

nekrotzar.bsky.social•3 days ago

Will they be passing out plantain chips? I like plantain chips.

papakila.bsky.social•3 days ago

chuck won't realize "the government" is "the enemy" until they break his door down

fuzziedunlop.bsky.social•3 days ago

We won’t be in a constitutional crisis until they start rounding up congressmen

donaljmurphy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pretty sure if they go after Omar and Tlaib, Democratic leadership will still wait

allenalena.bsky.social•3 days ago

philk10.bsky.social•3 days ago

and when Trump is gone his GOP pal from the gym says they'll fly everyone back and give them a candy bar for the inconvenience

henchman1.bsky.social•3 days ago

But don't worry -- Chuckie will make sure to draw the line at PAYING for food or drink on the flight.

tree-bee-501.bsky.social•3 days ago

i’d prefer him sitting outside on the wing.
hang on tight during turbulence chuckles.

“Don't worry, everyone. Chuck Schumer is on the case and he's *pretty* sure he can get everyone aisle seats on the flight to El Salvador”

objectiveunlocked.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734600/

misterfungi.bsky.social•3 days ago

can’t wait!

totalinsanity1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Everyone mumble it with Chuck: “we will win ….. we will win …. we will win…” 🤦‍♀️

hlaferrara1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Real World Gaza Season 1
Starring Sean Duffy, Elon, Big Balls and Chuck

terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fuck schumer. . Resign you waste of fucking oxygen

bobotron808.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shackled, but trying to ask a flight attendant about excursion options and can he get a pillow...

celticdragon1.bsky.social•3 days ago

But Joe Biden promised us we'll be alright when he left office.

tkocreations.com•3 days ago

I thought we weren't supposed to care about what Genocide Joe had to say.

vigneron.bsky.social•2 days ago

We don’t or at least I don’t. That’s the past and it’s being rewritten

sailbarque.bsky.social•3 days ago

But not the ones who have anything to say other than "Yay, Israel" about what's happening in Gaza.

amusingpseudonym.bsky.social•3 days ago

No bag check fees!

gedtophd.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm sitting here waiting for that American exceptionalism to kick in

keithmo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Roundtrip tickets or one-way flights?

keithmo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Return trip open ended?

moodyandaloof.bsky.social•3 days ago

why did I read this in the voice of @jvl.bsky.social?

billbuchman.bsky.social•3 days ago

he couldn't even get anyone a kosher meal

hayleecomet.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump actually belongs on one of those flights. Too many in key positions have let us down and now we are screwed. A special thanks to Garland for his cowardice.

naviivan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Democrats are 🐀

naviivan.bsky.social•3 days ago

🐀 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

kimberleelynn.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wanted to sit by the window, Chuck.

drgeophysics.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Senator from Maine is just as concerned……

mnotabot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Once the people figure out a way to stop Trump, Chuckle-fuck will consider taking a stand.

beccajragland.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about the deportation of academics and scientists?

thegrumpyoldfart.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If Chucky were a REAL powerhouse Senator, he'd be able to get us a Kosher meal, as well... ✈️💥

lukerussell.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fuck that. Window seat, emergency aisle. I'm D.B. Coopering this entire flight.

swansontea.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’ll make sure there are peanuts

drhonor.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s putting in a lot of miles on that ol’ stationary bike to get that deal done.

rauldub.bsky.social•3 days ago

Chuck understands that while a flight to a prison in El Salvador is an absolutely awful deal, he will stand by and allow that to happen because a bus ride there is much, much worse.

hairyhilarity.bsky.social•3 days ago

Same energy

markoftheeast.bsky.social•3 days ago

“If we preemptively give in to what we think he wants, then we don’t have to actually give in after he demands it. Chess, not checkers, my friends.” ~ Chuck Schumer

persianx6.bsky.social•3 days ago

He wants to… defund cancer research… to give to El Salvador’s prison system, which have bad conditions?

persianx6.bsky.social•3 days ago

Like, what? That’s unspeakably evil.

roughlandslm.bsky.social•3 days ago

Does Schumer even realize he help cut funding for nuclear security? We are now much less safe.

sabr24.bsky.social•3 days ago

We look forward to seeing Elon musk in prison for what he's doing to the American people and its government.

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