To be fair, I do have a lot of balls in my closet where I do not hide since I am “openly lesbian,” largely due to my four kids who have all manner of 🏈 , ⚾️ , 🏀 , ⚽️, 🎾 and just your basic rubber balls.
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Megyn Kelly is an extremely disingenuous person who knows how to perform at a drop of a hat. I don't sense there's a lot of respect for her in her industry. Just how much did NBC have to pay her to get rid of her?
M Kelly clearly very uptight about almost everything.
Who the fk says “openingly lesbian”? Guess you can be “closed lesbian” in the privacy of your home???
When I am bopping through the news, using the 'jump 5 minutes ahead' button liberally, and I see your face, I stop and back up. I find that you always have something interesting to say. 🤓
Whats wrong with being openly lesbian, or secretly lesbian, or straight? I know their main thing is endless ad hominem but where's the actual attack here? Weirdos.
I mean, if someone leaves their balls out dangling, they had better be prepared to have them taken away. That's the problem with most men. They think they're safe just because they have balls. Women are smart. They keep those suckers inside until we need them.
Megyn Kelly proclaims to be a devout Catholic. She divorced her first husband (tbf bought an annulment so it’s good with the Church), and had three kids three IVF which is condemned by the religion that she is a devout member of.
Well, isn't that an interesting revelation! So, you've got a whole collection of balls in the closet, huh? No hiding required, as you're proudly open about being a lesbian.
Given that you have four kids, it seems like you've had quite an energetic household with all those kids and their sports activities. And let's not forget your Rubbermaid container full of diverse balls. It's like a secret stash of endless fun! 😄
People get wrapped up in complicated and twisted metaphorical methods, in attempts to narrowly categorize others. Why ?? Judgment and control are attributes which are generally not helpful, and are rarely becoming, lacking love and empathy.
Carry on Kara! Love your shows and love your work.
How do you feel about being called "openly lesbian"? I'm gay, and I wince every time I read someone is "openly gay." It's strange, alienating, and it implies the norm is to hide it—yet, it's the norm in journalism.
Imagine if news called people "openly Black" or "openly a woman," "openly MAGA." 🤔
I do research to policy work and often work in the men in suits circles. For years, people have said I have big balls. I correct them with “I have data and conviction.”
Why, as a 70 gay man, do I have the biggest crush on @karaswisher.bsky.social ? She proves over and over that she's the coolest person I know when standing up for herself and taking her best shot at the haters.
They actually fear strong, intelligent women. This is the season of WOMEN. If we don't change things NOW, we won't have the chance in the future. We will be diminished to servitude to the mighty old, white men.
Kelly's only claim to fame anymore is being a attention grabbing shit poster. She fucked up her career bigly and only has her pathetic podcast. Just retire Kelly, you got nothing left.
In regards to one’s sexual orientation, I do wish that word ‘openly’ would go away. Ditto ‘accused’ and ‘admitted.’ Haven’t we gotten beyond that yet? Then again, considering what’s happened to our government, we’ll be lucky if we’re not thrown from rooftops.
Megyn Kelly is a very angry, whiny, openly White woman who is literally known for walking away after irrationally insulting many people who don't agree with her.
I’m just a run of the mill straight boomer, but I have ALWAYS said I have big brass balls, they just happen to be above my waist! I enjoy and appreciate your posts, so you put, store, or wear your balls anyplace you damn well choose!
Swisher is in her 60’s and nobody better call her a grandma or little old lady. Please, people in media, stop calling older women little old ladies & grandmas. It’s such BS and so diminishing to women as we age and live life with something younger women have yet to achieve, experience and balls
Kara, read Burn Book twice this past year and listen to your podcasts. Big respect for the directness, insight, and quickness of your interviews. When a new podcast drops, it’s first on my playlist. 💙
‘Walking away with other people balls’? Talking truth to power is exactly why we love and respect Kara so much!! This is a huge compliment in my book. 🤷🏻♀️😂
Holy crap Kara. I was just listening on YT what she said about you. FFS what a complete raging nut-job she is. Every time I see this gif, I swear it’s Megyn Kelly.
Loved what you said about Laurene being the Katharine Graham of the day. I worked for Steve for many years at Apple . He would be vocally flipping out over what’s happening right now.
She identifies as Catholic. Everything she says and does is so far removed from Christianity and the teaching of Jesus. It's ironic that most atheists behave in a more Christ like manner than Christians.
How can you live with yourself knowing how many volleyball games you've ruined? All those people on the beach just staring at each other through the net, it's horrifying.
On a serious note- I feel bad for those dog owners who keep loosing their tennis balls to @karaswisher.bsky.social when she snatches them and scurries away. 😭😉
I worked in the tech industry in the 80's-90's. I had another woman, who I greatly respect, tell me that if I were male, I would have balls this BIG (arms wide apart). It made my year.
It's very telling about how republicans think that they still refer to it as "Openly" when someone is queer; As if to imply that it's expected that anyone who's queer should pull a Mike Johnson about it and set up a whole elaborate decoy family situation to be gay.
I would be proud if someone said I was the kind of woman who walked away with other people's balls. That is a woman who takes no shit and one you don't mess with. You have my admiration.
Too funny. That was the running joke between me and the other PE teacher, we're both women. We had more balls than anyone else in school. We had the biggest balls (earth ball), loved it when kids kicked our balls (soccer), and we had the hardest balls (shotput).
Ok so.. fussy lady is mad about... public info she doesn't personally like.. and can't hold a coherent sentence to express her disgust? Is that about it?
Yeah it’s the equivalent of a white person saying I have A black friend… why is it so hard for people to look at other humans as exactly that? The world would be a much better place if we did
The irony is that a woman who literally comes off as someone who rips off nuts and eats them, in order to up her own macho energy, is using the notion of taking balls to denigrate another woman. There is no world where Megyn Kelly doesn't torture teen boys for s*x kinks.
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In fact, I thought she was long gone until tonight.
🤣🤣🤣
Who the fk says “openingly lesbian”? Guess you can be “closed lesbian” in the privacy of your home???
And I thought: No, dear, it didn’t. That isn’t medically possible.
Much MUCH tougher.
Just sayin'. 😉
Sometimes we’re ladylike and sometimes we’re not.
But I guess Kelly can't afford positive words.
I mean, she gave it all back, she just liked to pickpocket.
Carry on Kara! Love your shows and love your work.
The rest is just great stuff.
Imagine if news called people "openly Black" or "openly a woman," "openly MAGA." 🤔
Which begs the question: if it is wrong to out gay people who are closeted, is it wrong to out MAGA people?
That former staffer proceeded to write non-stop complimentary articles about Megyn Kelly
That “writer” still has never held a job in media after she eventually left/was fired
And (FTR) I don’t believe there are nearly as many foolish, insecure women as there are men. Js.
Like the 90% of closeted GOP legislators who flaunt their anti-gay voting records.
"As a God-fearing, openly closeted Republican, I fought to ban drag queen story hours!"
If I had ‘em I’d be KING
King Swisher
SELL THE DEFEATED WAPO TO HER AND WATCH HER 🔥
Well played.
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Kelly, so, jeally
Chutzpah works
Must suck to be that repressed.
This is how I want my daughter to walk in the world. Fragile masculinity guard your m*effing balls, fuckers.
In some cases, it's necessary, sometimes admired and even applauded.
Just so long as you're not a dick about it.
Sorry - I'll see myself out.
I'm effing jealous....but still, Congratulations!!