Logan explaining to Kitty that he could chain smoke cigars because of his healing factor, and that she... couldn't was a formative X-Men moment for young Sarah.
I love Kurt, but German beer snobbery has passed its due date. 30 years ago he would've had a two-toed foot to stand on, but while America has discovered microbrews and artisanal brands, the trend in Germany has been in the opposite direction, with large companies buying up smaller local breweries.
I trust Nightcrawler if he says "I know a place" as it could end up to be a monk monastery that has been making something for 500 years in service of their god.
Gambit I worry he will say he knows a place, and it ends up a trap by Sinister, Bella Donna, Candra, or someone he cheated in poker.
yeah Kurt will give you a triple that will knock your socks off. You will not believe it is 9% until your third pint at which point mistakes will be made.
Ironically, at least Remy's beers are honest with you. They'll fuck you up and you know they'll fuck you up before you've even had a sip. Kurt's beers lull you into a false sense of security because of how sweet they are.
Nightcrawler, no question. He knows the best craft brewers in Berlin, plus he knows several monks in Belgium so he’s also got the Trappist beers ready to go. Besides, the dude is just too cool.
People keep saying Nightcrawler, but I dunno. Reinheitsgebot is a harsh mistress and he’s bound to want German beer. Fine in Europe, but if you’re in Hicksville, good luck getting it fresh. Gambit just orders Abita
Nightcrawler, he would likely pick a Bavarian Doppelbock. Gambit would be popping a coors light, even while he lured me into bed with his buttery cajun ways. I mean... Nightcrawler would pick a better beer.
Gambit has good taste in industrial beer, but Nightcrawler will find you some incredible crafts from tiny breweries in the mountains of Latveria which make a hundred bottles per year and it will be the most incredible thing you've ever tasted.
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but Sean Cassidy isn't around, so
I don't know if Nightcrawler's beer preference is better, but I bet he is pickier than Gambit.
Teleports to the bar quicker
He’s got charts of all the global award winners, sortable by local distributor.
Nightcrawler: Allaghash Tripel
Kurt explores the whole gamut of German beers (and wines).
Party til you drop night? Kurt.
Gambit is from Louisiana. Decent amount of microbreweries if you're into that kind of thing. But I think he'd be more of Sazerac guy or whatever.
And Scott Summers' favorite kind of beer is the root variety.
Wolverine: "Cajun, that's the jet fuel that Omega Red was chugging."
Gambit: "Dat explains de fire."
If you're indoors, Kurt.
Gambit has whatever is trendy and Nightcrawler goes straight for the vodka.
He’ll drink paint thinner.
Ireland is embarrassed for him.
Gambit I worry he will say he knows a place, and it ends up a trap by Sinister, Bella Donna, Candra, or someone he cheated in poker.
Also trick question. It's Logan. He's the best there is at what he does. And what he does is pick beer.
Also trick question again! I'm onto you. It's really Rowsdower.
He is German. From Bavaria no less. I'm sure he's got some proper taster for some Weissbier or some proper Märzen brews
Now, if you want moonshine that carries 111% risk of blindness, Gambit's your guy.
I'm going to refuse the premise and say Beast does. He brews it himself, and it's great.
But then you do have to listen to Beast snob on about artisinal hops and such.
If that makes any sense.