I'm just a wolf who's intentions are good oh lord please don't let me eat Red Riding Hood - ThreadSky

prufrockluvsong.bsky.social • 13 hours ago

I'm just a wolf who's
intentions are good
oh lord please don't let me
eat Red Riding Hood

Comments

lobstermasher.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Maybe she WANTS to be eaten?

trickyc66.bsky.social•12 hours ago

no lie, I deduced similar lyrics for a song on the all big bad wolf themed parody album I recorded on a TalkBoy when I was 11🧡

stagewrite.bsky.social•12 hours ago

We gotta eat Red Riding Hood
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta eat Red Riding Hood
Can't help our appetites ... you know it's true

wolfenred.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Well, there’s eating, and then there’s ‘eating’…

auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•6 hours ago

🎵You got to change your underwear/Baby/
Before I stop lovin' you🎵

That one will never, ever leave my brain.

auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I'm laughing way harder at this than I expected to.

grumpygrampyden.bsky.social•13 hours ago

My listening skills have always been poor. I grew up believing we all live in a Jello soup tureen.

annoyed-aldo.bsky.social•13 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jeremyosner.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Best

ailurophile68.bsky.social•12 hours ago

whose

i-am-marcus-ellis.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Clever. 😂

darnitall.bsky.social•5 hours ago

lol

11bettie11.bsky.social•4 hours ago

😀

obscuregent.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I don’t like to @ people but gods damn this is top tier.

prufrockluvsong.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Worth it just to make you say gods damn

kyrtuck.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Through Wolf's Eyes by Elvenking.

ssstephanie.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Well If I get edgy,
I want you to know
I definitely mean to take it out on you

danielle141.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Hello how you doing

fs-8.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😜

theweatherboard9.bsky.social•4 hours ago

But she keeps covering herself in whipped cream...

unfitz.bsky.social•12 hours ago

👏🏼👏🏼

virgil500.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Too late

illuminatusprime.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Sang it.....

write-or-die.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You better keep your sheep suit on, though. Red knows you're a wolf, but that bitch likes it weird. I bet she'll even let you catch her and lull you into a false sense of security. But as soon as you've caught her, Red will show that she's a wolf too, and the hunter becomes the hunted.

flyonsomewall.bsky.social•13 hours ago

jesus, art decider are you on bluesky yet

flyonsomewall.bsky.social•13 hours ago

This may have ruined this song for me forever, but in a good way, like how, for similar reasons, I am unable to hear a song that has the word "girl" in it without substituting it with "squirrel"

flyonsomewall.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"I said are you gonna be my squirrel"