Die Hard has a righteous man who's name begins with J going into a house of money lending & exposing truth while suffering agonies and bleeding from his hands and his feet before being proven right on December 25th thanks in part to help from a devoted disciple.
Church of England Vicar: "I was watching Die Hard on the television last night, when Hans Gruber falls from the top Nakatomi Plaza it reminds me awfully of the story of our lord Jesus Christ..."
I think people have this all wrong. This is a movie in which a man with extremely limited resources has to retake a building from a gang of well-equipped terrorists.
Chuck, this is theologically incorrect. Of the three people being crucified that day, he died the easiest. Please make your delightful sacrilegious jokes at least hold up to theological scrutiny.
So, @chuckwendig.bsky.social the true joke should be while Die Hard is a Christmas movie the sequel is about Dismas, the penitent thief because he Died Harder.
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What's more Christmas than that?
Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie.
Hey, Zeus.
Think about it.
Down life's...rocky road.
Die hard. Bold.
That's my creed. That's my code.
https://xkcd.com/705/
Are you saying it’s both a Christmas and Easter movie? An Alpha AND Omega movie? AN OUROBOROS MOVIE??
and I’m losing.
This isn't a Christmas movie.
This is a Hanukkah movie.
"Still the cowboy, Mr. McClane! Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."
it was a pretty bad friday for a number of people.