And then I showed it to my teen who is taking a REALLY basic tech class (required for HS graduation) where they are learning CSS through https://code.org and she laughed, too!
It used to be the thing all the cool kids were using back in the day, when VSCode didn’t exist and we all had to carve our code on stone tablets and pile it into a pyramid to compile programs
I remember deciding to move beyond emacs and suddenly had four very similar choices! Sublime, atom, lightbox (??) and something else? I chose poorly (Atom)
The shadowy hacker works diligently to steal money, not understanding that he will never get money if he doesn't fix the font size on this stupid javascript so he can read the password prompt on one single screen...
[through a voice modulator]: We will continue to increase font size and weight every 30 minutes until 1 billion dollars is deposited into the following accounts...
The right side of the screen seems to be a German-language CSS tutorial? My CSS books must be super out of date, because I don’t remember anything about hot wallet hacking
A lot of things about CSS best practices have changed over the past 5 years! Today’s designers and front-end developers today need to understand flexbox and grid layouts, custom properties, non-fungible tokens…
C'mon Molly, this is unfair. A lot of companies are hacked by (checks notes) people changing their layout look. You could make the total at checkout invisible on an e-commerce site. Think of the Chaos!! 🤣
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And then I showed it to my teen who is taking a REALLY basic tech class (required for HS graduation) where they are learning CSS through https://code.org and she laughed, too!
"overflow:hidden !important!!!"
Also, that extra curly brace at the end of line 28 is going to get them into some trouble!
@media print {
This could be a covert denial of service attack on the laser printer!
https://youtu.be/9E_SDwUM4kM?si=qLSb4bUkyG55h0zt
I love it.
[through a voice modulator]: We will continue to increase font size and weight every 30 minutes until 1 billion dollars is deposited into the following accounts...
They deserve to be hacked
"uh, sir? You're gonna wanna take a look at this"
"...mother of god"
I don't make the rules 😌