I, a worthless female, DEI’d myself by poking me in the eye with a mascara wand. Won’t these idiot chicks ever stop ruining the world??? And having clumpy lashes?? 😭
The Black Death was a bubonic plague pandemic that occurred in Europe from 1346-1353. It was one of the most fatal pandemics in human history, as many as 50 million perished, perhaps 50% of Europe's 14th century population.
DEI is the reason I forgot to buy Ranch Dressing, nail polish remover, and ZipLock bags the last three times I went to the store. Not because I didn't make myself a list or anything.
I was gonna clean my room until DEI
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but DEI (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man)
'Cause of DEI , because of DEI , because of DEI (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I dated a guy from Dabney House at Caltech and so when I see "DEI" all I can think is "Dabney eats it."
There must be a better term for "not just hiring white dudes who know someone."
Thanks to DEI, I, an immigrant who worked hard to steal my job from a Real American, have to listen to my engineer coworker who only got hired because he's a veteran, complain about how hard math is.
I’m not a Major League Baseball player because of DEI. They keep giving a lot of those jobs to young talented immigrants instead of to untalented old white men like me. I’m glad Trump is putting an end to that.
I bought 5 yogurts. 2 went uneaten well last their expiration date. Had to toss them. I cursed Biden and Obama and the tooth fairy because… you know,,, DEI!
Stole my wife. Apparently, she wanted to be respected & valued, occasionally even asking to be heard. Can you believe the nerve of that woman?!? They should all lose their rights to vote.
Methinks it actions of gutter brains arse wipes that call themselves the executive who are the cause of spillage and they will certainly cause an acceleration in the planets untimely demise as they are fixated on themselves and greed…
Cuz me to stub my foot making my pinkie toe and the 2 next to it black and blue for a week. I know it was DEI that pushed the cat toy under the sofa, making the cat cry for his toy therefore causing me to nearly break my foot.
Dammit DEI!
DEI leveled the playing field just a tiny bit... and that really hurt my feelings. I mean, really. I also don't like that my parents always loved DEI better than me. That one time at band camp DEI took my granola bar and put it in my tuba. And i really wanted that granola bar! Waaaa.
In one year, I lost all of my left foot socks to the dryer. Only the left ones went missing, none of the right. Now I know my washing machine practices DEI, but my dryer says hell no to that inclusion shit.
Kept me awake all night, bloody DEI, always playing their music too loud, I reported them, but was told that the DEI deal with noise complaints, bastards.
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and yeah, I'm not qualified either.
That’s what happens when a guy pushing 70 is in charge of clearing the snow and ice.
All thanks to DEI !!! 😡
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but DEI (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man)
'Cause of DEI , because of DEI , because of DEI (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/01/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-ends-dei-madness-and-restores-excellence-and-safety-within-the-federal-aviation-administration/
There must be a better term for "not just hiring white dudes who know someone."
What happened to the 14th Amendment??
[… long pause …]
I got better.
#CardinalSin
FUCK YOU, DEI
All DEI's fault. Stupid DEI. 🖕
Patriots o-line sucked, DEI
Bruins leadership put together a really bad team, DEI
LASTLY, I’ve got to get outta bed and go to the bathroom. Floor cold, it’s cold, it’s early……DEI
Am I doin this right?
Expected
Incompetency
DEI
Dammit DEI!