what say you, @james.tarnation.lol? the found the clitorisssss 🐍 - ThreadSky

britculpsapp.bsky.social • 111 days ago

what say you, @james.tarnation.lol?

the found the clitorisssss 🐍

Reposted from Jac

new clitoris just dropped

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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social•111 days ago

And millions of male snakes snort (or hiss) in disbelief….

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•111 days ago

I’ve been trying to tell them this FOR YEARS but all I ever got in response was “ew” and “who is this?” and “stop
emailing us you weirdo.”

britculpsapp.bsky.social•111 days ago

now they’re the FOOLS

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•111 days ago

lol this gif is complete trash

damnitjanet.bsky.social•111 days ago

Nah, that snek was faking it

richardabrooks.bsky.social•111 days ago

Umm 🤔

Just how many g-spots did Medusa have?

Understandably pissed off with men

soundwave187.bsky.social•111 days ago

(Australian accent)
Here we have the Tiny Richard Snake. Mistkenly named when scientists first discovered it. They named it after having the snake world's smallest tockley, but later realized it wasn't the snake with the smallest donger when a female scientist pointed out its a huge quimberry.

dookielazer.bsky.social•111 days ago

Here I am, all smug because I’ve always known how to please my snake.

yevkras.bsky.social•111 days ago

I’m waiting to hear if scientists can make that snake squirt

megustocarne.bsky.social•111 days ago

The scientist tried their best!!
AND it’s not helpful that the snake keeps brining up Rigoberto from when the Snake studied abroad in Majorca and the way he could do it!

The scientist is not Rigoberto okay!!

yevkras.bsky.social•111 days ago

I feel like if the snake could only communicate to the scientist what she liked, maybe he could be what she needs, if maybe not what she wants…

britculpsapp.bsky.social•111 days ago

did the scientist even try to listen though? she hissed about laying off that left lip & mf was just probably hearing “yissssss”

megustocarne.bsky.social•111 days ago

That’s the only move the scientist knows…they learned it from their only other serious relationship in college.