you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.
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Your ass should really take a vacation. Your ass is missing its children growing up. Your ass has grown bitter and bileful that the money and power your ass believed would bring your ass happiness have left your ass even more empty.
your ass just got an email that there is a meeting at 5am and your asses direct supervisor and his HR will be present. your ass has a feeling its getting laid off.
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And farts that are dark like tinted glass
It is firm, bouncy, and round as a tack
It is touring the ass-ility and picking up slack
YOU: uh oh
B: because I want to give your ass a raise
Y: [turns to camera, gives a thumbs up, freeze frame, credits roll]
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