ME: Cauliflower is bullshit. EXECUTIONER: Those are really gonna be your last words? - ThreadSky

sofarrsogud.bsky.social • 15 days ago

ME: Cauliflower is bullshit.

EXECUTIONER: Those are really gonna be your last words?

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edmorrish.bsky.social•15 days ago

you’d have to answer via a nod, or technically they’d have to log your last words as “sure do!”

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

I did.

...wait

edmorrish.bsky.social•15 days ago

“I did” - Fat Gandalf, RIP.

bafriend.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cauliflower is better than broccoli

ladystardust57.bsky.social•14 days ago

Brown cardboard has fiber just like tasteless shit cauliflower. Yes, good words to be remembered for.

mchemar.bsky.social•14 days ago

😅

crashbanzai.bsky.social•15 days ago

This sounds like a death by snu snu kinda situation

wpichickenhawk.bsky.social•14 days ago

k2p2ssk.bsky.social•14 days ago

Make it Brussels sprouts & I’m with you.

heyitsawilson.bsky.social•14 days ago

Okay, hear me out. Cut and parboil some cauliflower, make a cheese sauce, combine in a casserole dish, cover with shredded cheese, and bake at 350F (about 175C) until the cheese on top becomes golden.

I don’t care for cauliflower either, but I will ruthlessly devour the whole thing if you let me!

slyfiv.bsky.social•13 days ago

User name checks out.
xD

greenshreeves-51.bsky.social•14 days ago

elvisisalive.bsky.social•15 days ago

Some cunt had to say it 🤷‍♂️

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

jphvi.bsky.social•14 days ago

friedbananas.bsky.social•13 days ago

Thank you for the much needed, and unexpected, chuckle.

scootermonkey.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cauliflower is the only food that gets you through your friends. If you don't like sardines they let it go, but people can't leave it alone if you don't like cauliflower. First they'll offer different serving suggestions. Then they will threaten to hide it in your food and "you'll never know"

scootermonkey.bsky.social•14 days ago

Why would you do that to me, Karen? I thought we were friends?

And if you suggest drowning cauliflower in cheese sauce might I suggest you just like cheese sauce? You know cheese is better on almost anything else.

jonnyv.bsky.social•14 days ago

The comments really support you on this. I never had a problem wirh cauliflower so I never knew it was mandatory.

scootermonkey.bsky.social•13 days ago

It's okay that some people like it. It would be a boring world if we all liked the same things

shrimpgirly.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cauliflower is yummy. You’re making a mistake !!!!

776mine.bsky.social•14 days ago

cauliflower is amazing

nellv.bsky.social•14 days ago

You're not using enough 🧀!!

lkwarm.bsky.social•14 days ago

That’s the trick

calogera.bsky.social•14 days ago

Good fibre for your belly! No need fibre pills or laxatives! lol

jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣

kcshaybo.bsky.social•14 days ago

We all know it.
Some just won't admit it.

sdebriere.bsky.social•14 days ago

Agree!

johnnyatomic.bsky.social•14 days ago

🫡

eeibeman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Clearly never had aloo gobi

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•15 days ago

The executioner didn’t have
cauliflower ears 🤷‍♂️

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

He was bullshit too

klaybourne.bsky.social•15 days ago

😂😂

beachyheel.bsky.social•14 days ago

I buy it because my dog loves it!😂

vintageokc.bsky.social•14 days ago

I can't imagine the dog farts 😅

bauntarbara.bsky.social•15 days ago

Isn't cauliflower punishment enough?

miarosa7.bsky.social•14 days ago

'Salisbury steak is not steak'

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•15 days ago

White broccoli!? No thanks

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

A waste of time

usurpedlettuce.bsky.social•14 days ago

I call it "Froccoli" as it's fake broccoli.

dragon-bait.bsky.social•15 days ago

One word: cheese

jimbpa.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂

ehusman.bsky.social•15 days ago

ME: Cauliflower is bullshit.

EXECUTIONER: Those are really gonna be your last words?

ME: …

brizzle-goblin.bsky.social•14 days ago

For your last words to be so astoundingly incorrect … painful. Cauliflower roasted with sumac and cumin is food of the gods

vixolux.bsky.social•14 days ago

It has to be said

kuromiz.bsky.social•14 days ago

i now crave cauliflower its SO GOODDDD

yoneomama.bsky.social•13 days ago

This post really deserves this:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Absolutely NO Sarcasm intended.)

jeanbaudrillard.bsky.social•14 days ago

dead AND wrong

marcinva.bsky.social•14 days ago

Can I have yours?

sebsilesia.bsky.social•14 days ago

Broccoli is the OG here 🤭

snargleplax.bsky.social•15 days ago

respect

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thank you

snargleplax.bsky.social•15 days ago

Those are really gonna be your last words?

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

Goddammit (yes)

generalspritz.bsky.social•14 days ago

Well, if you’re going to die anyway, might as well pick your own hill, right?

ahmetkkeles.bsky.social•14 days ago

- Yes.
(This actually becomes the last word)

keyserlauze.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

gruffyfarr668.bsky.social•15 days ago

It’s true though..

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•15 days ago

vespalien.bsky.social•14 days ago

But cauliflower cheese is a food for the gods.

realmommatalk.bsky.social•14 days ago

I finally laughed today. Thank you!! 💙

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•14 days ago

That's good to hear 😊

bbetty73.bsky.social•14 days ago

It needs to be said

annemthorson.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’d die on that hill.

ohoyohumma222.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

urgeoverkill.bsky.social•14 days ago

You have to fry it and dip in horseradish sauce. It’s the only way.

patcanfield.bsky.social•14 days ago

I live in Iowa and I can tell you for sure Cauliflower is NOT Bullshit. Put some cheese on it! OH. 2nd line! I guess it doesn't matter now!.

s-words426.bsky.social•15 days ago

That's a strong opinion for being wrong.

nognom.bsky.social•14 days ago

Valid

mercurywoodrose.bsky.social•15 days ago

Plot twist: you are a sociopath just messing us, and you love cauliflower

minus2c.bsky.social•14 days ago

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER"

starwards.bsky.social•13 days ago

Ah, I see you are trapped in...

mnemonick.bsky.social•15 days ago

YOU: I said what I said, go ahead and flip the switch.

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