overheard this guy say "If guns kill people, then spoons make you fat," and it made me so angry I hurled my spoon at him with deadly accuracy, piercing his heart and killing him instantly
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It's the automatic spoons that you really need to be careful of. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**cker in the room with type 2 diabetes, accept no substitutes.
This argument always infuriated me. Spoons only make the person using them fat. You can’t wave a spoon around and fatten up everyone else. So if that dude wants to use a gun like he would a spoon, I say have at it, honcho.
test the theory
use the spoon to gouge out his eyes then argue that you, the method of delivery, are not at fault, and it's the spoon itself, as the bullet parallel, that should be convicted
and his eyes can get all the thoughts and prayers he wants 🙏
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I hope guns don’t make us fat…
it was at the breakfast table.
I heard that, he also beat the guy with a bowl and some Muesli.
You never know when a cereal killer will strike
😂😂
I'm afraid of you now.
Someone told me guns don't kill people, bullets do.
I laughed as I dun 'im iv wiv the butt o' mi musket. Look, 'e woz rite, kinda!
Take away all the culinary tools, and people will go hungry or resort to things eaten raw and with hands, like apples.
Take away the weapons of war and hunting, and fights will be resolved with fists, or knives, and be far more survivable.
use the spoon to gouge out his eyes then argue that you, the method of delivery, are not at fault, and it's the spoon itself, as the bullet parallel, that should be convicted
and his eyes can get all the thoughts and prayers he wants 🙏