Across the US government, workers failed to get clear guidance on whether or how to respond to an email asking what they did this week, despite Elon Musk’s claim that their jobs are at risk.
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I wonder if this example is real… and if folks other than federal employees can send in their own bulleted lists to essentially flood the email inbox 🤔🤔. A curiosity question and not a suggestion 😁.
1. Reviewed the motley crew that makes up the Trump Cabinet
2. Developed suspicions that a new warrior who gave up alcohol was sneaking some vodka while giving a speech
3. Questioned how a self described puppy killer would treat immigrants seeking a better life.
4. Observed an anti vaxxer ignoring a measles outbreak in Texas after ignoring a deadly one earlier in Samoa
5. Investigated resources to become become Russian girlfriend.
Why are American taxpayers subsidizing the businesses of the "worlds richest man"? He got to where he is on the backs of American taxpayers and now thinks we are somehow beneath him. Greedy bastard.
so the federal agents from CIA, FBI, DOJ, Defense,Homeland, must email to an AI generated by Musk the:
What
Where
Why and
How they do their job?
😳 😳
The mafia, China, Russia , Iran, North Korea have big big surprised laughs and, we hear them from Europe
I believe this is an obedience test. I also believe this is a way to keep us unsettled and Afraid because when people feel this way they tend to be much more compliant.
The only reason he's doing this is because the previous firings were unlawful. If people respond then DOGE can use the excuse of 'performance reviews' to legally justify the firings. DO NOT RESPOND TO THAT EMAIL!!! Elon is covering his tracks here!
Not one single employee should reply. Bending the knee to this nonsense will just make it worse & continue. Let's see them try to fire hundreds of thousands. Call their fucking bluff.
Please do not wear sunglasses or hats to work.
Please do not bring large gas-powered machines to work.
Please submit a list of things you have got done this week, whatever that means.
Please submit transcripts from grade school, if any.
Please submit urine for a tox screen. Supervised.
Even if people followed this and wrote back honestly 1) they are still going to fire whoever they already have planned to fire and 2) some people would naturally not write back and you would end up throwing away your best working people.
My SIL got this email even tho he & his colleagues have been barred from doing any work. They're furloughed & the funds needed to continue their projects are frozen. Thus, no work to report on! Mad King Ketamine should know this because DOGE caused it! 😡
Drug addled, egotistical billionaire with megalomania has total control of our federal government and our Congress, controlled by the Republican Party isn’t doing a damn thing. If we’d read this 20 years ago - no one would believe it
What is essential to ask in all of this chaos is HOW this information will be used. Are they pumping an AI bot full of “what does a fed civil servant do at work?” Something more nefarious? There must be a deeper dive bc maybe it’s a drugged out Elon whim, but maybe it is more than that…
Isn’t that what musk wants confusion and chaos. Then eventually he’ll turn from cutting to mass reform that we may or may not like. It’s the whole Twitter game again.
The more you react and give in to his BS, the more he’ll continue to do it.
2.4 million employee emails with 5 bullet points. Reply to the email they received? I think everyone should reply and copy what they send to social media, the local newspaper editorial page, and their congressman. Can't wait to see some of the creative writing. Please share.
Feds: if directed by your agency heads to reply, respond with this:
Bullet 1:
I supported and defended the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
Bullet 2:
I bore true faith and allegiance to the same
Bullet 3:
I took this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion
Bullet 4:
I well and faithfully discharged the duties of the office on which I hold
Bullet 5:
So help me God.
Great reporting. So Musk Will feed the hundreds of thousands of responses into Grok or or some supermsecret LLM. He'll ask the AI to do all the work of flagging unproductive workers, duplicative tasks, etc. If this goes through it's going to be a nightmare for the employees and the US.
He's certainly stated that he uses it to stave off depression but his recent behavior does tie in with some very recent work in the effects of the drug on cognition. Erratic untethered in reality decision making is one of the main ones
1. Recited pie. All the way.
2. Ate 3 boxes of GS Tagalongs.
3. Planned my next camping trip.
4. Shopped for bourbon (see #3).
5. Invented a new punctuation mark.
They're running it like a business alright. It's a typical corporate crap hole now, filled to the brim with idiot upper managers, useless HR, and the only remaining course of action being productivity theater + malicious compliance. Comes with the same level of efficiency.
What a fucking narcissistic evil prick. Not even an American and how many billions did he receive in government waste for Tesla and Space X? He should start with returning that money.
this is such a tech owner move, look for people whom they feel that they haven't made progress and then fire them even though they are doing the work that is needed for their department and for the work that they do.
Imagine being blessed enough to have the resources to do just about anything you want with your life and what you chose to do is harass and terrorize people just working to pay their bills and take care of their families. #heartless #evil
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Please leave the planet, you'll make great friends out there.
“How could your come up with such a Disaster of a design, the Cybertruck??”
Elon,
Gargle my balls.
2. Developed suspicions that a new warrior who gave up alcohol was sneaking some vodka while giving a speech
3. Questioned how a self described puppy killer would treat immigrants seeking a better life.
5. Investigated resources to become become Russian girlfriend.
I look forward to week two…
While Trump has the federal government in chaos with his unqualified toadies,
Russia or China or North Korea could take the opportunity to Nuke the country
while Trump is entertaining his 77 million ignorant base supporters
with his self promotion political
“Reality Show”.
*
Workers failed??? No.
Trump and Elon failed to deliver/ created chaos/ continued to terrorize American workers / continued their illegal actions
Just so a few very rich people can earn even more money…
How much drugs did you take.
Hmnnn
so the federal agents from CIA, FBI, DOJ, Defense,Homeland, must email to an AI generated by Musk the:
What
Where
Why and
How they do their job?
😳 😳
The mafia, China, Russia , Iran, North Korea have big big surprised laughs and, we hear them from Europe
Please do not wear sunglasses or hats to work.
Please do not bring large gas-powered machines to work.
Please submit a list of things you have got done this week, whatever that means.
Please submit transcripts from grade school, if any.
Please submit urine for a tox screen. Supervised.
this way the maga cult can fire people due to obscure information.
(Hint: don’t comply in advance. Slow walk everything)
The more you react and give in to his BS, the more he’ll continue to do it.
He can just go fuck himself.
Bullet 1:
I supported and defended the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
Bullet 2:
I bore true faith and allegiance to the same
I took this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion
Bullet 4:
I well and faithfully discharged the duties of the office on which I hold
Bullet 5:
So help me God.
Pass it on! Let’s all do it
house republicans want $2 trillion in cuts with medicaid and social security.
throw in inflation and or a recession.... and economically we will be a big sized version of greece.
2. Ate 3 boxes of GS Tagalongs.
3. Planned my next camping trip.
4. Shopped for bourbon (see #3).
5. Invented a new punctuation mark.
#FelonHusk
#ParasiticIllegalImmigrant
#BotchedPenisImplant #BPI
#FrankenPenis
#TesleRunsOnFacism #NaziCar #SwatiCar #SwatiKKKar #TeslaApliance
#DumpsterTruck. #ExplodingCars #ExplodingJunk #ExplodingTesla #SpaceJunk
#MuskRat🐀
#SpaceKaren
https://www.gsa.gov/about-us/newsroom/news-releases/statement-regarding-recent-reporting-about-gsa-02122025
its being reported musk is the head of it and we see the shit load coming out so you just know there must be a lot of shit going in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZ7hN4f43Y&ab_channel=thingsyourmomshould%E2%80%99vetoldyou
Take all the responses, feed it to an AI, and fire all the people who aren’t working and all the people who don’t respond.