Our dear departed Uncle Kittyfriend was an "armor up, we're going ROUNDS" kind of buddy, as was his predecessor (who held a five year biting grudge against his grandma for a Pilling Offense 😹)
We are suitably grateful for this gift, especially since he's a huge cat.
Hi, veterinary professional here! I agree that it's dangerous for cats to smoke human-sized cigarettes due to their small lungs. You'd be better off smoking cat-sized cigarettes or, even better, using chew or dip. This can be portioned to the appropriate size & does not affect the lungs.
I don't think Jorts can maintain a dip cup (it's hard for cats to keep cups upright), and his coworkers deserve a working environment without the resulting hazard.
i’m half awake and saw just this post alone reskeeted on my timeline and gasped like “oh jesus 2025 what’s thi—” until i clicked and saw what it was replying to lmao
You forget that using other tobacco products carries the risk of oral cancer. Smh at vets who can't remembrr the basics.
Jorts, flavored air is all the rage these days, maybe try that.
Haha but even I would never allow that but maybe they’ll do that and on the streets is smokers will have to be alert for a shape leaping out of the bushes and snatching our smokes
If I recall correctly, you have a... complicated... relationship with screens. It's probably best for you to avoid the sun kind as well as the window kind.
(I've been binging The Magicians since it's about to leave Netflix, and this was on when I was scrolling the thread, but I was having a barrage of technical issues.)
It's so hard to watch the celebrities (Internet or Hollywood doesn't matter) you like fall into this rabbit hole. I'm pretty sure cigarettes are your gateway drug, Jorts.
Oh dear Jorts. I'm currently paying thousands of dollars to save my leisure bones after decades of smoking. Protect those pearly whites! How else are you going to bite union busters and other antiworker jerks ?
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Now YOU are the bad influence
We are suitably grateful for this gift, especially since he's a huge cat.
It's good for us if you ask me.
They could choke !
Be safe !
Jorts, flavored air is all the rage these days, maybe try that.
https://bearblend.com/product/original-herbal-cigarettes/
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J/K I don’t smoke tobacco.
Next you tell me you drink whiskey?
Really?
What is the world coming to ?
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And he'd "smoke" as many as possible. And then I'd have a while apartment to clean up.