I thought his first cancelation was setting up sockpuppet accounts on Metafilter to praise himself lol comicsalliance.com/scott-adams-... - ThreadSky

As successful as these "many people" say he is, I still had to mentally go through all the public figures I know with either Scott or Adams in their name, to finally remember that this is the Dilbert guy.

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martin509.bsky.social•406 days ago

I think of this from time to time.

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tmoney2007.bsky.social•406 days ago

He's been getting cancelled since before it was cool.

Behind the Bastards' Scott Adams episodes are some of the funniest and least depressing ones they have.

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howdini.bsky.social•406 days ago

Decoding the Gurus has a great one on him, too. By the end of the ep, both hosts, generally VERY tolerant, get so disgusted by him they can barely finish.

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fuzzymike.bsky.social•406 days ago

according to your link it looks like the feminism cancellation wins by a month!

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cactrot.bsky.social•406 days ago

Scott Adams, inventor of the Dilberito, Certified Genius.

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dynaboyj.bsky.social•405 days ago

This may be the most 1999 thing to ever exist.

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kaesmis.bsky.social•406 days ago

his finest moment

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phoxphonate.bsky.social•406 days ago

Your dad didn’t want to beat you senseless at any point in his life? Well, have you tried violating him?

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thewesterhazys.bsky.social•406 days ago

When adams is talking to someone is he just thinking, "this guy better not stick anything up my ass!" the whole time? No wonder he's such a crank.

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macmog.bsky.social•405 days ago

*“this guy better ask permission before sticking things up my ass”

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joulekzelm.bsky.social•406 days ago

Incredible that that's where his mind went

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rayjay77.bsky.social•406 days ago

You can tell he’s a genius bc he specified “without permission”

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babyshoes4cash.com•406 days ago

covering his bases, preemptively deflecting his haters: gods most proficient moron

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bearpondboy.bsky.social•406 days ago

That escalated quickly.

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•406 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/innerpartisan.bsky.social/post/3kjt5aoyq4c23

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animeraider.bsky.social•406 days ago

Every Scott Addams encounter is implied violence. Fixed it.

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theunorthodox.bsky.social•406 days ago

Have I been interacting with other dudes incorrectly this whole time

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macmog.bsky.social•405 days ago

Walt… does he model masculinity on the South Park version of Steve Irwin?

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staticmax.bsky.social•406 days ago

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gendergoblinhelen.bsky.social•406 days ago

normalise non-consensual assplay with your own father.

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kevdog.bsky.social•406 days ago

Please don’t.

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ericafails.bsky.social•406 days ago

Surely the fingers would be the violence

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larsenproject.bsky.social•406 days ago

I don’t want to know what this is a reply to. Because, surely, the fingers are the violence.

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pnathan.bsky.social•406 days ago

Lord have mercy on us all.

Dude needs to retire and turn his internet off at the retirement home.

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amateurexpertop.bsky.social•406 days ago

the Marquis de Sade would recoil in horror at a glimpse inside this mind

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triplee.bsky.social•406 days ago

Also Freud just burst out of his coffin, did a double take, did a line of coke, read this again, and then peaced out back to death because even he couldn't.

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jhaedin.bsky.social•406 days ago

I was supposed to feel like murdering Daniel from T-Mobile when I called about my Internet? Shit, I'm manning wrong, hepl.

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ninjabluefyre.bsky.social•406 days ago

Why would I do that?

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kaesmis.bsky.social•406 days ago

To see how it goes!

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illumi.meme•406 days ago

I did this to Scott's dad and he just moaned really loudly

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kimoco.bsky.social•406 days ago

I think Scott dreams about living in an island with a bunch of manly men he can stick his fingers into

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stephwhitemi.bsky.social•406 days ago

OMG. Talk about rapid unscheduled disassembly.

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markerey.bsky.social•406 days ago

Finger Blastin’ Daddies is the name of my new ska band

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devin-eleven.bsky.social•406 days ago

Wtf was going on at the Scott Adams family gatherings? Yes consent is important but what?😂

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timhenke.bsky.social•406 days ago

"hey, remember that guy who used to draw the silly office comics? Wonder what he's up to these days"

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acinonnap.bsky.social•406 days ago

the new poster child for toxic masculinity

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rattmathkamp.bsky.social•406 days ago

Ha ha ha ha!
"Everyone is one second away from punching me!".
"Oh calm down that can't be true."
"No it is! Watch!"
"Oh HEY! What the fuck man!"

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joestradamus.bsky.social•406 days ago

LMAOOOO

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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social•406 days ago

to be fair I'm sure that every encounter with this type of guy does in fact involve some non negligible probability of potentially very weird violence

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weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social•406 days ago

I mean, if Scott Adams shoves a couple fingers up my ass within seconds of meeting me, I'm not unsurprised

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mobyhick.bsky.social•406 days ago

The fuck?

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innerpartisan.bsky.social•406 days ago

WITHOUT PERMISSION

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whowhatnow56.bsky.social•406 days ago

Lmao I’m literally partway through the behind the bastards episode on him!

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jujo731.bsky.social•406 days ago

this podcast is the first time I heard @/choochoobear.bsky.social's voice despite reading the comic since like 2002!

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reverendjesus.com•406 days ago

Same

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jimnobu.tv•406 days ago

Swish!

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•406 days ago

More of a suction plunging noise tbh.

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jimnobu.tv•406 days ago

"Tell it to earth"

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smeg.bsky.social•406 days ago

Dilbutt

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relaxedninja.bsky.social•406 days ago

My only question is if this is unintentionally hilarious or just regular hilarious.

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falanxzealot.bsky.social•406 days ago

Man alive 👀

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bengc.bsky.social•406 days ago

Me and my dad call that foreplay.

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robfromchicago.com•406 days ago

I realize this could go without saying, but trying this with a woman is not likely to go any better. Not really sure where his head is here.

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kirmley.bsky.social•406 days ago

i would say that he's using man to mean person but i hesitate to even guess what is going on in his mind and i'm pretty sure he's a misogynist so 🤷‍♀️

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robfromchicago.com•406 days ago

His whole rant has been gender-rooted, something something is a male problem blah blah. I feel like interrogating his mental picture of how this might go with a woman would produce something just totally not based in reality at all.

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kirmley.bsky.social•406 days ago

lol. so something similar to what we just witnessed.

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robfromchicago.com•406 days ago

Yeah, not healthy, for damn sure.

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polyparadigm.bsky.social•406 days ago

Or maybe he has a basis in his own privileged reality. Maybe he does assault women in the way he was suggesting that his interlocutors should attack their father, and finds that, due to him being rich and powerful, it goes ok for him.

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robfromchicago.com•406 days ago

I'd buy "well-off," but I'm not having any of powerful. Dude's a mentally ill cartoonist, ffs.

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jacklikesfilms.bsky.social•406 days ago

The fuck? 😂

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amcnal.bsky.social•406 days ago

oh yeah, you think you have an okay relationship with your dad? ever try having gay sex with him?

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joulekzelm.bsky.social•406 days ago

*nonconsensual gay sex

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whowhatnow56.bsky.social•406 days ago

I now believe that Scott lost his mind because he started listening to cumtown and tried to get on but was rejected.

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henrypissinger.bsky.social•406 days ago

Hwat

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zoneleft.bsky.social•406 days ago

Whereas women would turn into sexy time teenage fantasy?

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granades.com•406 days ago

Hah, that was wild to see happening in real time back then.

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devinsinger.bsky.social•406 days ago

This happened literally during my orientation lunch when I started at Metafilter and I have to say it remains one of the highlights of my tenure there.

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populuxe.bsky.social•406 days ago

that was a fine day

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petefrasermusic.bsky.social•406 days ago

God, he over-egged that one a bit, didn’t he. Certified genius!

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dreamweasel.bsky.social•406 days ago

SCOTT ADAMS EVOLUTION

1993: Corporate life is run by idiots
1998: Clinton shouldn’t be impeached
2010: Feminists are emasculating men
2016: Trump is a tactical genius
2020: Republicans will be hunted & killed if Biden wins
2023: The blacks hate us
2023: Help, I’m being canceled

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