no one cares about what happens in HR, but he also just fired the head of HR, which is typically a sign that a whole lot of very dumb shit is about to go down. - ThreadSky

golikehellmachine.com • 302 days ago

no one cares about what happens in HR, but he also just fired the head of HR, which is typically a sign that a whole lot of very dumb shit is about to go down.

Reposted from GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

okay, so, based on decisions they’ve made just this week, we can infer that tesla is giving up on:
- gigacasting
- model 2
- supercharger
- robotaxi
- roadster (lol)

which leaves… AI? *that’s* what’s trading at $180/share?

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starshine.bsky.social•302 days ago

hasn’t their legal department mostly quit over the past 18 months too i think it’s mostly litigators there now which lol, lmao

andraswf.bsky.social•302 days ago

remember that lawyer who represented him in his last deposition? from now on there's going to be a gallery of those

starshine.bsky.social•302 days ago

i didn’t read his pay package deposition but he was so gd mad during his pedo Thailand diver depo. probably took thousands in billed hours to coach him to not call the guy a pedo during it

andraswf.bsky.social•302 days ago

no wonder he needs that pay package, on lawyers fees alone he's in the red by millions

cadencecivet.bsky.social•302 days ago

Brady Bunch-looking gallery of Abandoned Lawyers

dbeatcatdad.bsky.social•302 days ago

*slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so many fucking wrongful termination lawsuits in it

warrenterra.bsky.social•302 days ago

Did Elon ever resolve the shitstorm after he fired most of Twitter people and didn't pay severance?

Separate from firing all the executives and denying them their golden parachutes.

Also separate from firing Twitter's lawyers and suing them over the bonus they got for forcing him to buy Twitter.

eean.dev•302 days ago

it was thousands of arbitration cases last I heard, a righteous legal denial of service attack

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

no, it’s still ongoing

aexia.bsky.social•302 days ago

I think it's still ongoing but I might be confusing it with the executives' lawsuits.

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

workplace injury firms should start setting up shops right across the street

dbeatcatdad.bsky.social•302 days ago

I'm thinking something like a food truck for lawsuits, parked outside every tesla office.

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•302 days ago

Fucking mad the ambulance chasers are wasting their time in Vegas when this one factory is a goldmine

charlesbastille.bsky.social•302 days ago

Well, the Onion did just report some breaking news that Tesla "Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes," so there's that.

https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3krh2ypwvb223

bennettelder.net•302 days ago

It’s a bold move while they’re fixing acceleratorgate

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•302 days ago

remember when people thought Space Karen was smart?

thequeso.bsky.social•302 days ago

Those WARN notices definitely aren’t getting sent.

lazear.bsky.social•302 days ago

We're gonna get more horse stories soon, aren't we?

ryanjanus.bsky.social•302 days ago

I thought you meant to type "horror stories" but then I remembered the horse...

doctoraculamd.bsky.social•302 days ago

3fecta.bsky.social•302 days ago

Learning that the stock market is based on vibes and not fundamentals is the beginning of economic wisdom.

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•302 days ago

“the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent”

ecbean.bsky.social•302 days ago

GALAXY BRAIN

shadowhedgie8.bsky.social•302 days ago

Do we know they fired her or could she have resigned when confronted with the boss man's demands?

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

that‘s, what, at least five VP+ employees in the last two weeks? this is the twitter bloodbath all over again, but these aren’t software devs, tesla is an actual manufacturing company whose employees may face actual serious physical risk if the company’s in chaos

blank.org•302 days ago

At this point I have to assume that the entire leadership team at SpaceX is praying that his liver gives out before he remembers he runs a rocket company.

hamptonstevens.bsky.social•302 days ago

Pretty sure he'd just buy a new liver.

7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social•302 days ago

100%! From my perspective, Tesla has mostly done what good it could, but Space X is just getting started. Hurry up and move on, Elon!

softhitpost.bsky.social•302 days ago

I’m sure the Pentagon has a whole team right now figuring out how to nationalize it if things get wacky.

docblock.bsky.social•302 days ago

Fortunately they have Starship as a shiny bauble they can dangle in front of Elon to distract him.

cindynorth1.bsky.social•302 days ago

people are going to jail at the end of this

babsallday.bsky.social•302 days ago

"If" the company's in chaos? Whoever said "Tesla is the new Enron" has this pegged.

tznkai.bsky.social•302 days ago

I am once again asking institutional investors to have an exit strategy.

bananapantz.bsky.social•302 days ago

I’m asking the Indexes to have an exit strategy.

tznkai.bsky.social•302 days ago

yes.

thealice.bsky.social•302 days ago

I want to see him fail, but you can't be worth that much and not take a bunch of regular people down with you. Good example of why billionaires shouldn't exist

larryskorke.bsky.social•302 days ago

separately, this made me wonder how gracefully Elon Musk would handle some random site safety employee getting on his case about not wearing safety glasses or a hardhat or whatever

covering.space•302 days ago

Didn't he get mad at the color yellow in his factories

larryskorke.bsky.social•302 days ago

Hadn't heard that, but my immediate response was "yeah that checks out"

mikethemadbiol.bsky.social•302 days ago

turning my actual company into a meme stock

vt-vagabond.bsky.social•302 days ago

*even more serious physical risk than they are already facing

vt-vagabond.bsky.social•302 days ago

(Season two of the podcast The City has a mini-arc about all of the OSHA violations and horrifying working conditions of the Tesla factory that’s just outside Reno. And both seasons are worth listening to in their entirety.)

jurisdudence.bsky.social•302 days ago

I know a guy who did some work on the TX Gigafactory and hooooo boy is it a shitshow.

jayinnh.bsky.social•302 days ago

Can you say some more about that?

jurisdudence.bsky.social•302 days ago

Elon likes to micromanage and during the construction of the factory he’d frequently overrule the engineers, electricians and other people in deciding where things go. This included load-bearing pillars and their placement relative to a very large tracked crane/lift.

sporkboot.bsky.social•302 days ago

nothing's funnier than elon musk trying to make decisions and being completely uninsulated from his own idiocy

yuweiquan.bsky.social•302 days ago

Employment lawyers are getting excited!!

malaclypse.bsky.social•302 days ago

About the only way this gets worse is if the CFO suddenly quits or he fires the audit committee.

heretic.zip•302 days ago

the actual CFO he had before did quit already

he's got some toady in there right now whose previous experience is dire as fuck

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

lmao, his current CFO was the controller of solarcity

grogofgrog.bsky.social•302 days ago

I remember watching this and thinking even if Common Sense Skeptic was 80% full of crap, solar city grift was crazy

https://youtu.be/1QqtSqy3oeY?si=WrvyxYT5uxSVMUki

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

would probably be unwise for him to let anyone else see the books he’s been signing off on

malaclypse.bsky.social•302 days ago

PWC is the audit firm, so if this goes bad, it maybe goes Arthur Anderson bad.

myfisttoe.bsky.social•302 days ago

Well, it's been nearly twenty-five years. Enough time for a new generation of suckers to reach maturity.

golikehellmachine.com•302 days ago

@proptermalone.bsky.social has had similar thoughts

i.amnot.social•302 days ago

Cool Zone: Corporate Edition

risefromtheashes.bsky.social•302 days ago

She’s head of HR at a company that size and she’s only a Sr Director? 🤔 Tinucci too…leading a critical 500ee team and also only a Sr Director, but both are being referred to as “executives”. That is some wild title deflation there.

beneprism.rip•302 days ago

Is Elon the fucking Mule? Why would the board tolerate this?

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