How many Pollacks does it take to shut Twitter down?
One.
Nice going, Robert Lewandowski.
(By the way, for anyone accusing me of anti-Polish bigotry, take a look at my 23andMe ancestry results below. I can also make Jewish jokes thank to my .5% Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. Neener! Neener!)
This may be a good time to remind people that Tesla stock has lost every penny, and then some, from the last 6 months.
This is the man I want to have run this country. He can't run a car company and he can't run a social media site and he can't run rocket ships and... I am running out of space
Or maybe, just maybe it’s because they have 4 engineers and a golden retriever left. And the golden retriever is the most talented of the bunch, despite only wanting them to throw the tennis ball, & licking the empty sack where his nuts used to be.
when you fire all the engineers, silly things like a RAID array going down can cause chain reactions and bring everything down; outages that cause database corruption, which is more likely if your remaining engineers have been throwing up crap code that isn't careful about writes, can last for days.
I'm sorry but are we really going to believe the Nazi owner of Twitter who's drugged out and has been lying nonstop for years that it "was cyber attacks" and not either him breaking everything he's touched or him manufacturing his own Reichstag in his Nazi brain??? Are we really doing this?
#WTF
A few notable times it has been, outages happen to everyone at some point, but this was definitely him talking nonsense. (Anonymous took credit and he's blaming Ukraine lol.)
Maybe firing 70% of twitter’s staff was a bad idea. Also, not reassuring me that the guy who put a bunch of 22 year olds in charge of social security data can’t even protect his social media app. Also, maybe don’t make twitter the “everything app” that handles financial transactions?
i love that musk whines about X under ddos and that it must be a massive effort, when he's pulled so much twitter connectivity from exchange points, a few LOIC computers in HK could flood them off
Gee, maybe the chainsawer-in-chief doesn’t understand online security well enough to TAKE OVER EVERY FEDERAL WEBSITE AND DATA REPOSITORY. But maybe that’s just me.
Maybe, it isn't a good idea to piss off people working in the IC. Abruptly idling people who had dedicated their lives to running cyber operations against Russia may have unintended consequences. https://www.cybercom.mil/
It must be a coordinated group of elite "hackers", because it certainly be the fact the site has been falling apart since he bought it and fired the people responsible for maintaining it
Gee, a Foreign Country! Like a, Foreign Country, is messing with US property and daily life! Russian around, trying to get my head around, a Foreign Power all up in our business! Good thing we've got an Asset, like Musk, in charge...
"This massive cyber attack has been coordinated by a group, or a country, or a continent, or a planet, or a solar system, or a galaxy, or a universe or maybe like an evil spirit of some kind"
No state institution is wasting their time taking down twitter.
The one's that would be targeting the US already recognize that twitter is doing their work for them by working on destroying social cohesion and turning the American people against themselves.
I wish that were true instead of the actual truth ‘yeah, Musk is a fucking ninny who fired everyone competent in favor of those whose only real skill is licking his balls’
Yeah, I don't believe him. First, he's a Nazi. Second, he's a Nazi. He probably just stiffed a vendor on a bill and they turned off the lights. Wouldn't be the first time.
i'm not saying i know for sure, but the idea that this is being done by 2 or 3 people in a basement bruises their egos so it has to be an entire country
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Just a thought.
Data $150
Rent $800
Ketamine $3,600
Cybersecurity $150
someone who is good at business please help me my social network is dying"
One.
Nice going, Robert Lewandowski.
(By the way, for anyone accusing me of anti-Polish bigotry, take a look at my 23andMe ancestry results below. I can also make Jewish jokes thank to my .5% Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. Neener! Neener!)
This is the man I want to have run this country. He can't run a car company and he can't run a social media site and he can't run rocket ships and... I am running out of space
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2er34w0jgdo
#WTF
Has Amazon ever been down for hours... Of course not.
Which country is known for cyberattacks, Elon?
https://www.cybercom.mil/
Oh, wait.
Yeah. Right.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cybersecurity-agencys-top-recruits-doge-cuts/
Vladdy Daddy must be Maddy
2. Product starts lagging and failing.
3. "It's the massive cyber attack's fault!"
The one's that would be targeting the US already recognize that twitter is doing their work for them by working on destroying social cohesion and turning the American people against themselves.
SHOW proof of the DoS attack or else we won't believe your 💩
B: good.
Seems legit.
All better now.
He is trying to flood the zone so people stop wondering why his mom is the only woman he has taken on dates.
For the past five-ish years.
cutting cyber-ops teams might be just a wittle bitty problem
Where did you get it?
I wouldn’t be surprised if Iran turns out to be the “scapegoat-bad actor,” blamed by Trusk as an easy way to get MAGA behind an invasion.
Trump’s on a resources kick, after all.