My timeline is a bit too angry and political and serious right now.
Can some of you fill it with absolute nonsense please.
Thanks in advance.
Can some of you fill it with absolute nonsense please.
Thanks in advance.
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Say Hi to Alice for me. I'll still be publishing that book whenever it's ready.
Either way it look ace!
https://bsky.app/profile/jaffne.bsky.social/post/3lc6r4pekm22l
Still have no idea what tablet is made of. Might google if you reckon it's worth it.
P.S. it's sugar, condensed milk, milk and butter cooked together into a hard but crumbly sweetie
Pour a can of sweetened condensed milk over a bag of chocolate chips, microwave until it begins to bubble, then add a teaspoon of vanilla and stir. Let sit until cool.
Takes two minutes, max.
Don't let the real world
Drain you 🧛🏻♂️
What was I thinking!?
https://bsky.app/profile/foxfeather.bsky.social/post/3lbrxhibqus2y
https://bsky.app/profile/themerl.bsky.social/post/3lbyyikg5jc2w
https://bsky.app/profile/muppethistory.bsky.social/post/3lbx2wisxuc24
They really loved that cat.
I have huge respect for him.
Sad that he supported brexit, but getting political ruins my nonsense request, so wahey!
I love the ending. So good. Thanks!
"If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! ... 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
https://bsky.app/profile/chickenprincess.bsky.social/post/3lbpcjcywpc2z
Have you cheered the hell up? I very much enjoyed all your nonsense replies.
Also I bought a book from you today (not nonsense but I hope it helps).
I have decked out my tiny Christmas tree this year with pride flags so every time I look at it I think, “don we now our gay apparel”.
"It's A One Duffle Life"
Fsh.
(It sounds funnier out loud, TBH.)
We’d hear it from the people in the town.
They called us gypsies chimpanzees.
And every night the men would come around, and lay the monkey down.”
(From my high school BF’s 7-year-old sis singing along to Cher…) 😊
Be sure to watch the end of each video for moments with his pet snake Frank.
https://youtu.be/4u3hV2j67YA?si=VbP8gOrRu0cS5Ug-
Magnificent.
Look up the history of Troll dolls for a background, and then look into the toylines of the 90s Troll boom. There's Stone Protectors, Troll Warriors, and Battle Trolls, all of which tried to market troll dolls to boys by beefing them up. Then try to decide which is best.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6uW96BVuWXl2bJtOQ12Hss?si=H1mlXxKGRDexltl_9DAGKA&pi=VoqVtOfiR3SCx
I'll tell you a story I never heard before.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
One bright day,in the middle of the night.
2 dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and shot those 2 dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. (he saw it too)
The lonely sea and the sky
I left my shoes and socks there
I wonder if they’re dry?
https://Omfgdogs.com
Me from last month.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2L16lL5Av77jhRTJWKQZuR?si=E6ifH0SWSky2wqUi8rVZRg&pi=YJma-TL0Qkm6s
A hearing in front of the research ethics board and an immediate cessation of funding.
If I remember correctly, around half-way.
Read it to the rhythm of "A Visit from Saint Nicholas".
It's nowhere near your standard, and we took the easy way out when we peeled it.
But I thought you should know.
The first logician says, 'I don't know.'
The second logician says, 'I don't know.'
The third logician says, 'Yes.'
You're very welcome.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9yj7gWialMc?si=ktDoULrbiA1m34OZ