for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this "inappropriate" - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 83 days ago

for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"

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federicosaracho.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well.. fuck 'em! They know shit

che-6505.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's because you need to write it with an Oxford comma these days.

arsonistbunny.bsky.social•83 days ago

i think the" eat them " was too much personally

iyqbd.bsky.social•83 days ago

bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social•83 days ago

fuck 'em looking away dont make it less true cowards are destined to be food

davidquinn.oideachasmedia.com•83 days ago

God dam woke university’s

You should say it anyway don’t let the woke mob suppress your free speech

(Joke)

mikolajkirschke.bsky.social•83 days ago

So I guess it was not the School of the Americas?

liatris.bsky.social•83 days ago

Political correctness gone mad

odinthavok.bsky.social•83 days ago

It's a harsh lesson to learn before 3rd grade

specialcharacter.bsky.social•83 days ago

Reality hurts even when you are trying to educate

varanianscribe.bsky.social•83 days ago

allavut.bsky.social•83 days ago

culinary school?

stoggaz.neocities.org•83 days ago

I think if you personally inspire a kid to grow up to be the kind of person that others ask each other "Geez, what kind of cunt was this fuckface's role model?", you'll have had a successful legacy Rob 😌

smallstories.bsky.social•83 days ago

cowards

peteluton.bsky.social•83 days ago

Having sex with a sheep before you kill it and eat it IS inappropriate in the view of many people.

charliepurcell112.bsky.social•83 days ago

Is there another way to think? Huh

levigifford.bsky.social•83 days ago

don’t forget the extra mayo

kincadium.bsky.social•83 days ago

Kinda lines up with my "what we can't eat we'll fuck" mantra. Not inappropriate at all.

dribrats.bsky.social•83 days ago

"italkok"

litliper.bsky.social•83 days ago

The woke brainvirus strikes again!

aenadena.bsky.social•83 days ago

I guess they didn’t grasp the significance of that comma ;)

landmoose.bsky.social•83 days ago

by Armie Hammer

frod0zhobbit.bsky.social•83 days ago

I prefer “Kill, Maim, Pillage, Burn, Eat Babies.”

tickboxed.bsky.social•83 days ago

Probably bc ppl adopt motto's that are a reflection of themselves.

tacootje.bsky.social•83 days ago

kinda... where were you?

ishtarskiss.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well at least it wasn't like a kindergarden graduation I hope.

redroach67.bsky.social•83 days ago

Public school administrators are touchy like that. They feel you, but then they get eaten by feral parents when you are gone

stanabrams.bsky.social•83 days ago

Maybe cut down on the number of knives you bring into the school. Two should be more than sufficient, depending on the school of course.

blarghyblargh.bsky.social•83 days ago

They're right. You don't know what medications they are on, it could react badly with your gas station sobriety. You have to fuck 'em, detox 'em, THEN kill 'em and eat 'em.

wheyword.bsky.social•83 days ago

Hopefully in that order.

vapidness.bsky.social•83 days ago

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_ngEowHmJAhVStlWkU_3yv_Wj-W8X3Qrr0&si=f5MbVSWCfJfsadrU

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•83 days ago

Perhaps an agricultural college wasn't the right venue for that message.

browwiw.bsky.social•82 days ago

School is worthless. Put all surly teenagers in triremes and make them row around the Aegan until they act right.

krakenoid.bsky.social•83 days ago

Look if it's good enough for some spiders it should be good enough for humans. Have you tried ensnaring the offending principle in a web of some kind. Help teach the kids that actions have consequences.

joshuajiraffe.bsky.social•83 days ago

This is how I've always felt about citrus fruit, TBF.

daliberson.bsky.social•83 days ago

Cancel culture strikes again

kdiannerule.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wrong order?

nickperon.bsky.social•83 days ago

Hope they at least let you extoll the virtues of gas station drugs or Raytheon knife missiles.

waltermarek.bsky.social•83 days ago

Pre K ain’t what it used to be.

damaniels.bsky.social•83 days ago

portlandjoy.bsky.social•83 days ago

Schools just aren't the same anymore.

berserkerpiglet.bsky.social•83 days ago

Perhaps brevity would have saved it, “baste, waste and taste”

hydrogeo.bsky.social•83 days ago

I suppose you could just look at that principal direct in the eyes and let them know your personal motto is still in effect.

lonestarball.bsky.social•83 days ago

They think you should reverse the order?

nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social•83 days ago

What order would the principal have preferred?

butterbumps.bsky.social•83 days ago

Pussies.

captaintrainor91.bsky.social•78 days ago

It is

You forgot to include “cook ‘em”

Encouraging young people to eat their opponents without the proper preparation is just irresponsible

cashlessclay.bsky.social•83 days ago

All I can hear is Sophie saying, "Robert!"

mbeau1985.bsky.social•83 days ago

I agree with the school, it’s poor form to abbreviate words like that…spell out the whole word instead of saying “ ‘em “ and then they shouldn’t have an issue, those kids are there to learn and you shouldn’t be showing them that short cuts are okay Robert

atrick92.bsky.social•83 days ago

People are just looking for reasons to be offended.

thermidorereaction.bsky.social•83 days ago

My ancestors were welsh shepherds so this motto resonates on a genetic level.

dmpfyi.bsky.social•83 days ago

Reavers don’t get the respect they once did.

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•83 days ago

well tbf the topic was "The role of Italian-Americans in modern society"

archpundit.bsky.social•83 days ago

Seems like more of a story than you give us here

cave-malum.bsky.social•83 days ago

Nah. Eat what you kill is how junior uni. scientists describe living on grants w/out salary. The expletive is implied

betchpuddin.bsky.social•83 days ago

It took me decades to get to my Praying Mantis Era. Would’ve been nice to have an assembly that put me on this path years earlier.

dgninja.bsky.social•83 days ago

Ah, the Alex Jones survival method

onionflower.bsky.social•83 days ago

*angry principal approaches*

EXCUSE YOU, sir, I believe you mean "Perform intercourse with 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em"

onionflower.bsky.social•83 days ago

coitus 'em

gazzathegooner.bsky.social•83 days ago

Mmm no "cook 'em" interesting

spacebot87.bsky.social•83 days ago

https://youtu.be/MsoNvBai1PE?si=aU7jlqyUsX7KmrS1 Got me thinking about this speech.

kevin7bsky.bsky.social•83 days ago

averagegatsby.bsky.social•83 days ago

Whelp... fuck 'em

foreverserf.bsky.social•83 days ago

If you would have said God Bless at the end they would have let it slide.

phydeaux101.bsky.social•82 days ago

Did you tell them the speech was only about sheep?

willvi.bsky.social•83 days ago

From an Australian education perspective, I think it just that you are missing the word "cunts".

twilightmacaroni.bsky.social•83 days ago

You available to teach my kindergartener's class? This still sounds preferable to the Trumpagandist they have now.

rufasuchas.bsky.social•83 days ago

Move to the USA. You’ll get a cabinet post.

prge-guitar.bsky.social•83 days ago

Bet those same people have no problem with “move fast,break stuff” so, “fuck ‘em”

thisguynamedjoe.bsky.social•83 days ago

That's a wee bit Dahmer, Robert.

gprimosch.bsky.social•83 days ago

How did the em-dash (—) hurt you so?

themorlock.com•83 days ago

i donno man that seems like a great lesson to teach kids

sniktythwip.bsky.social•83 days ago

Robert, you know what else is considered inappropriate? The goods and services that promote this podcast.

kincadium.bsky.social•83 days ago

Those would never be inappropriate!

Except for maybe the Washington state highway patrol.

sniktythwip.bsky.social•83 days ago

LOL! I think CZM should intentionally go after more of “those” advertisers just to know their ad dollars are funding a message antithetical to their own. Of course then the advertisers would think they’re the ones doing the owning.

thxedr.bsky.social•83 days ago

Lol

sophiemonsterly.bsky.social•83 days ago

Some of us are just really concerned about the yeast infections caused by fruits and vegetables. It is a safety thing, really.

scruff1970.bsky.social•83 days ago

Holy shit what lives could've been changed if you'd spoken at my school instead of all those Reagan Republicans.

Of course, that might have been a little before your time

katrinbretscher.bsky.social•83 days ago

Why, it appears to be an appropriate order - if you eat them first, how would you fuck them later...

dangerbutt.bsky.social•83 days ago

What did they want you to do, change the order? That is disgusting.

o76923.bsky.social•83 days ago

Only to fellow zookeepers.

capnsmite.bsky.social•83 days ago

Well who the fuck else is supposed to smarten up those kindergarteners?

ghostoflennin.bsky.social•83 days ago

Does it have to be in that order?

thewatchcat.bsky.social•83 days ago

They are tough and taste kind of "gamey" anyway.

glitcheris.bsky.social•83 days ago

Did Butterball write this

togop.bsky.social•83 days ago

You are a good dude, but you should stop fucking stuff before you eat it. Kale can be washed but you can't add wash to the motto. You should not fuck chicken or beef. Full stop.