really didn't expect we would hit "Trump uses the presidency for a low energy Tesla ad" levels of sad - ThreadSky

leillikeneil.bsky.social•59 days ago

Jesus Buttfucking Christ

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buttfucker3k.bsky.social•59 days ago

Yes my child?

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leillikeneil.bsky.social•59 days ago

Oh. I...I didn't think you'd answer. It..it's nothing, it's fine, I'm all good. Thank you though...sir?

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scabstation5.bsky.social•58 days ago

He slid into it like alex jones after announcing how low rhe bar for terrorism charges is now.

Also, love that he was totally off script and didnt even mention how cheaply you could get into a tesla for.

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•59 days ago

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lefrnroc.bsky.social•58 days ago

He only said boycotting Tesla was illegal…. Nothing about burning them!

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drunkencircusbear.bsky.social•58 days ago

Besides, it's a Tesla. It's going to burn on its own eventually.

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doctorvulpes.bsky.social•59 days ago

And in the first 100 days no less!

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aurelienmorel.bsky.social•59 days ago

That's why he's been giving jobs to TV and podcast people, he needs the kinds of men who can do some serious ad reads in the middle of press conferences.

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doogie2k.bsky.social•59 days ago

Maybe he's recording a mid-roll ad for Joe Rogan's podcast.

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shadowandlight.bsky.social•58 days ago

A leader using power to prop up a failing business isn’t leadership—it’s corruption in real time. Ethics laws? Ignored. The Hatch Act? Shredded. When the highest office is for sale, democracy is the price. The question is: will anyone stop it?

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e1kka.bsky.social•58 days ago

This is just so stupid...

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monkeymind67.bsky.social•58 days ago

Unfortunately, I believe a time will come when we look back fondly on moments such as this.

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slinkingflorist.bsky.social•59 days ago

I had a big, strong man come up to with tears in his eyes. He said "Sir, ch ch ch chumba."

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buttfucker3k.bsky.social•59 days ago

Proud to now be on an official government kill list for successfully shorting Tsla for my third year in a row.

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mawtravels.bsky.social•58 days ago

Honestly, I’m surprised we didn’t get there sooner with how low this “human” is willing to sink to.

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bella37.bsky.social•59 days ago

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stealtoadboots.bsky.social•59 days ago

The only fun and exciting thing about living under a fascist regime so far has been the unexpected little surprises

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dangyd.bsky.social•59 days ago

When conservatives complain about the nanny state picking winners I wish for once their guy would pick an actual Winner. This is participation trophy shit

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jnnla.bsky.social•58 days ago

It's remarkable really.

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dustindblack.bsky.social•59 days ago

This seems like one of the more benign things he's done lately tbh

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titaniumman91.bsky.social•59 days ago

I'm ready for President Camacho and for Costco to love me, please.

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astraldad.bsky.social•59 days ago

as I've seen written previously, at least President Camacho hires the smartest person on Earth to help run his government.

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pokepocalypse.bsky.social•59 days ago

I just hope the starbucks lady (or dude) has soft hands. Otherwise, no tip!

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themgablins.bsky.social•59 days ago

I’ve never seen people so obsessed with winning be such absolute losers

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earsquid.bsky.social•59 days ago

many such cases

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kdiannerule.bsky.social•58 days ago

What is gonna be really funny is when they realize this stunt just made things worse

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tttomblue.bsky.social•58 days ago

It's really not appropriate to have a young child, already being abused as a human shield by a deadbeat father, witness a grown man whoring out a once- revered office of State to satisfy the urges of a deranged, ketamine- fuelled megalomaniac!

In fact, it is quite obscene!

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docanon.bsky.social•58 days ago

Didn’t we though? I certainly expected him to hawk expensive bullshit.

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twohitgood.bsky.social•59 days ago

Would be pretty funny to see the rolling coal jerkoffs convert to full electrics.

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wicky.nillia.ms•59 days ago

Product and services, Robert. Products and services

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soapforsoreyes.bsky.social•59 days ago

This is just one month in. By early 2027, he’ll be just saying the word “TeslaStarlinkX” in a haunted whisper over and over again

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im-tarable.bsky.social•58 days ago

I still haven't forgotten about the Goya Beans incident

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stupidweasels.bsky.social•59 days ago

He already used it to sell crypto currency so I'm not surprised

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tslynda.bsky.social•59 days ago

It’s got real “my cabinet consists primarily of FOX anchors and podcasters” energy.

Can’t wait til Rogan is shilling his promo code for presidential supplements 🤦‍♀️

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synonymousbosch.bsky.social•59 days ago

He should go test the self driving feature on the Beltway.

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shanemcoyle.bsky.social•59 days ago

Y’know who won’t… destroy the Federal government, betray longtime allies, and tank the economy…

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lefrnroc.bsky.social•58 days ago

Now we’ll never get that sweet Ratheon ad money!

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timothepirate.bsky.social•58 days ago

You can't guarantee that.

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shanemcoyle.bsky.social•58 days ago

Allegedly

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brainwav.bsky.social•59 days ago

I mean, he was hawking Goya last time around.

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worldofcardboard.bsky.social•59 days ago

Not in the first few months, at least.

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logantomaz.bsky.social•59 days ago

Personally, I'd like to see more of this - ceremonial king stuff - and less DOGE, wrecking economy, destroying European relations, etc.

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djwyszynski.bsky.social•59 days ago

I WANT THIS TO STOP!!!!! WE ARE JUST REPEATING EPISODES NOW! THIS IS A SITCOM THAT'S GONE ON TOO LONG!!!!!!!

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nhelks.bsky.social•59 days ago

They’re reaching “helping cut carbon emissions to own the libs” levels of brain slop.

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smartykat.bsky.social•59 days ago

Everything has a price. Including Trump’s dignity.

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drunkencircusbear.bsky.social•58 days ago

He never had dignity. He has arrogance, a false sense of pride and illusions of grandeur.

But never dignity.

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solarorbit.bsky.social•59 days ago

I guess the “free market” wasn’t as free as the trump supporters thought, eh?

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baxtervallens.bsky.social•59 days ago

"this administration is sponsored by Audible"

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runswithspoons.bsky.social•59 days ago

Reminds me of this video, which never fails to make me laugh

https://youtu.be/ntFu3GfJOfI

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neuroticjohn.bsky.social•58 days ago

At a certain point, you have to wonder if time travel is real.

Because it's clearly beginning to look like someone went back to pitch the idea for 'Idiocracy' to Mike Judge and Etan Cohen after watching the next three and a half years.

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chrismacandcheese.bsky.social•59 days ago

I need a model with enough seating for me and my 13 children.

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edward86.bsky.social•59 days ago

[trump voice] "the products and services that support this podcast"

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chriscbeck.bsky.social•58 days ago

When I saw the original photo I thought it was AI/photo shop.

WE’RE IN THE BAD PLACE

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daybreakoak.bsky.social•59 days ago

Everyday a fresh new hell

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pokepocalypse.bsky.social•59 days ago

Isn't pitching random products Ivanka's job?

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bartles.bsky.social•59 days ago

I'm not a Murcan but isn't this a Hatch violation?

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drunkencircusbear.bsky.social•58 days ago

Throw it on the pile of other illegal stuff he does and no one does anything about

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xollyolsenx.bsky.social•58 days ago

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edhancox.bsky.social•59 days ago

We should have a contest to see if we can get trump to say “it has the electrolytes plants crave!”

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eastcoastlost.bsky.social•59 days ago

A SponCon insert on the Whitehouse lawn is the logical extension of the podcast presidency.

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balsamaster.bsky.social•59 days ago

"The state of the union is STRONG, but not as strong as today's sponsor, Manscaped!"

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dalbryn.bsky.social•59 days ago

I'm waiting for him to start doing ad copy for AG1

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gloriasin.bsky.social•59 days ago

Did he get paid for doing this commercial tho?

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pokepocalypse.bsky.social•59 days ago

Elon does not pay his indentured servants. He just knocks-off debt.

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gloriasin.bsky.social•59 days ago

Trump also doesn't pay his bills so ...

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jenniekermode.bsky.social•59 days ago

He calls himself a king and he's just a used car salesman, in front of the whole world. Ouch.

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arty-san.bsky.social•59 days ago

1/2-hour video ads on cable TV cost millions and millions of dollars.

Trump is using his position of power to abuse taxpayer time and money like never before, using the White House as a prop.

I've never seen such disrespect of the White House and office of the President in my life.

100% corrupt.

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arty-san.bsky.social•59 days ago

INDESCRIBABLE CORRUPTION & MISUSE OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS
Trump makes COMMERCIALS on White House property using taxpayer dollars and time.

TRUMP JUST CANCELLED FOOD PROGRAMS

Now he is doing FREE MILLION-DOLLAR COMMERCIALS FOR MUSK'S TESLA
#corruption #tesla #trump #musk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc-p9zG00G8

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wildcarde.farragoworks.com•59 days ago

Didn't he already use the presidency to try and sell shoes?

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dangyd.bsky.social•59 days ago

And Coins, and Plaques, and Commemorative Non-Legal Tender $100 Bills, and very famously Hats (Made in China, natch)

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shoshiroll.bsky.social•59 days ago

you forgot beans

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dangyd.bsky.social•59 days ago

How could I forget all the various foodstuffs

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wildcarde.farragoworks.com•59 days ago

The grift is endless

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docmcbuggins.bsky.social•59 days ago

This is quite literally (an aspect of) fascism

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andychzbrgr.bsky.social•59 days ago

Donald Trump: shitty car salesman/president of USA.

Ugh

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drmiah.bsky.social•59 days ago

I mean I expected it, just not this soon 😂

Anyway, what do they say about a fool and his money?

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gonzarro.bsky.social•59 days ago

How the f does the fool get money in the first place? I've always wondered.

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lefrnroc.bsky.social•58 days ago

Daddy

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mefcorv.bsky.social•59 days ago

I mean sure it’s illegal but beyond that it’s also just fucking ridiculous.

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moonrakerone.bsky.social•59 days ago

"We're making America great again. You know what else is great again? Our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS..."

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apokalypi.bsky.social•59 days ago

"my name at the top of the paper means this is information for me"

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ryanwjudge.bsky.social•59 days ago

Oh Dearest Robert, there is so, so much more bottom to go in this abyss. Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

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keithchouinard.bsky.social•58 days ago

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mysteriousgrayart.bsky.social•59 days ago

I feel like this has to be blatant conflict of interest. The President is literally doing ads for his cabinet(?) member's business. And yet, I know this will not be politically capitalized on. It'll just fade into the shit-soaked Trump Tapestry to never be regarded again after about two weeks

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janeroehopeful.bsky.social•59 days ago

Why ever not? Remember this?

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dukezanator.bsky.social•58 days ago

@iwriteok.bsky.social Why not? Last time he used it to make Goya Beans ads.
It feels like everyone forgets this yet it's one of the silliest events ever.

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