RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
NO I AM NOT KIDDING
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NO I AM NOT KIDDING
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Moses's brother. the fact that this is the main qualifier i can put on him should be a tell as to the quality of his Posting. mostly is a reply guy to his actual irl relatives. sometimes posts family pictures
Rating: 2/10
slain by his brother out of jealousy in the first ever murder. pretty clearly an allegory for getting cancelled by one of your oomfies after getting too popular. probably had great posts before then
Rating: 7/10
the OG whom a whole religious group is named after. didn't do much and is mostly renowned for deranged side stories like that time he almost sacrificed his son. likely has a great account with 100k+ followers that only posts once every 2 months
Rating: 9/10
Think of it, you're just some goat going about your day, now you're the punchline of some god's prank.
the original problematic heterosexual. dedicated wife guy now on his second marriage after a messy divorce. suspended from Eden on his original account after breaking ToS. unironically posts boomer memes
Rating: 1/10
our first really obscure one. he only had two prophecies and both of them kind of sucked ass. probably has a handle like ahi384737374 and the default profile pic. never posts anything
Rating: 0/10
one of the twelve minor prophets. specifically as in"neurodivergent and a minor". picrew profile picture with a rainbow flag background. spends half of his time on priv and the other half harassing random trans women with replies that inexplicably also contain kpop gifs
Rating: -3/10
WELL IT'S WORKING
Wait… this isn’t jerry’s account…
I feel like gremory would post DIY HRT and their sick nasty heavy metal band.
Orobas hould have a really high efford (and highly funny) gimmick account.